Alone again, user?

Alone again, user?

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always robert, one ticket to Bladerunner 2049 please.

No. I got you.

*winks*

Oh user...I-Im sorry. Can I interest you in one of our kinotropolis gf-atrons?

Robert I will FUCKING rape you do NOT test me today

sorry, user, but we just introduced a no singles policy due to complaints

no as you can see i have my trusty falcon. I would like some popcorn though, is the next shipment from the popcorn mines coming in soon?

no, women wouldn't understand it anyway

>tfw Robert is Sup Forums's Joi

Robert, stop playing coy. I come her with my falcon once a week. I usually see the same shitty Marvel movie. I won't even buy popcorn from Chris. I come here to see you Robert. So that you can threaten me with the popcorn mines. So you can tell me that penis inspection is coming up. So you can tell me I'll never be the designated shooter or that I'll have to clean the cinema showers. The truth is, I love you Robert.

Robert is my Joi.

No, my wife’s son is waiting in the viewing parlour.

Our next popcorn shipment will be arriving late, unfortunately. I can offer you a complimentary anvil, though.

What the hell, Robert? Get off my case already. I'm just trying to watch a flick or two, let me have my night to myself.

Sup Forums is cute when its not racialist

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hope ya don't mind if I take a bite of your popcorn user! haha!

I have no friends. Obviously in alone.

Fucking foul bitch

its fun when Robert does it. Not when you do it, cunt.

Designated shooter insurance please Robert. Don't want to spill my crab legs again

Can I see what models you have available?

still working that minimum wage job, nigger?s

>What do you want?
>"Crab legs? falcon seed?" listen I don't know what you're on about but this theater was renovated last month. We don't carry that anymore
>Do I look like I know who Robert is? Just take your popcorn and get out of the line

Ban all Chad run kinotoriums

NIGGER!

Just give me my food, Jamal

>falcon
>popcorn mines
>crab legs
>no singles policy
>penis inspection
>designated shooter
>cinema showers
Did I miss anything?

Fuck off, Albert. Give me Robert.

>That name tag
L-l-liar!!! CHAD! CHAD KILLED ROBERT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

Why was this allowed?

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Why you being a jerk right now fake Robert, you inspected my penis and gave me a pass and now I just want to buy some food.

Do you still have the designated shoorter?
Because you are about to get one bitch

R-robert?

Robert, what's going on big guy? There popcorn right there. I saw you scoop it!

Hello?

I didn't meant it Robert, please come back! I love you!

Here's your crab legs sir! Fresh from the ocean

Hi, welcome to 90s nostalgia night! The name's Chet. Can I interest you in a popcorn?

nigger

>good eats

What the hell is this?

Haha. I don't mind. Can I get a hug?

>tfw I went to Blade Runner by myself tonight

I TOLD YOU ROBERT. I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD BE THE SHOOTER ONE DAY. BUT YOU JUST LAUGHED. YOU ABANDONED ME AND NOW IM GOING TO SHOW YOU AND THESE FUCKING NORMIES WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE DURING PENIS INSPECTION

Nothing wrong with that

Robert's gf has milkies.

Why does Sup Forums make such a big deal out of the no singles policy? Look for the group of hispanic chicks hanging outside the theater. Buy one lunch and give her $20 and she'll go into the theater with you.

It's like Home Depot with those illegal day laborer guys looking for work. Their wives do this.

I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

>used to see movies with my father all the time
>went to the same cinema constantly, staff got to know us since we turned up a bunch and my Dad would take girls on dates there
>Dad passes away pretty suddenly
>keep going to the movies, enter my "haha just do things until you stop hurting" phase
>younger black dude named Marshal who has been working there for about a year asks me where my Dad is
>awkwardly tell him, feel like a loser
>he gets oddly sad for me, says the movie is on him and that he hopes I'm okay
>damn that was weird but whatever
>take a girl to a movie, trying to keep my mind off of stuff
>Marshall is working, notices I'm pretty average with girls (I've played sports my whole life and never really had an interest in girls beyond just jacking off or sleeping with my highschool girlfriend)
>wingmans for me, literally gives me a "AYYY, MY MAN, SUP user?"
>acts like I'm cool as fuck
>I get laid
>have to move away for University
>still wonder if Marshall works in town or thinks I died

These threads make me sad.

Someone should buy the full picture without the watermark

HANDS OFF BITCH

I would like to present to the court evidence 1-A to court on why the defendant “singles pass” should be revoked

It's popcorn. There you go Stacy!

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The last time I ever went to a movie alone was the original Dark Knight way back in whatever year it came out.

Movies come to home media so fast now that going to a movie by yourself feels pointless.

>person gets oddly sad when they hear my dad died

How fucking autistic are you

NIGGERKEVIN SPACEY IS GAY

NIGGER

>I've played sports my whole life
Reeee out OUT!

Well, he started tearing up and stammering. That's pretty unusual for a stranger.

o-ok adr-adrienne…

Fuck off, nigger. Back to redit with your """people"""

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Im a health inspector and you are being shut down

Maybe his dad died recently, or never even knew him, and admired your relationship with your pop

He was your dad's closet gay lover.

Lay it on a little too thick during the second half, but still pretty good.

S-sure i don't mind but just let me suck the salt off your fingers

damn i love logging on to Sup Forums once every few months

w-wheres Robert?

THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING!!!