If you had to make a movie detailing the history of Sup Forums who would you cast as each board, and what genre would it be?
Who would play Moot?
Would there be a need for someone to play Reddit? If so who? (spoiler: you)
I feel like Mel Gibson would he a shoe-in for Sup Forums
A movie about Sup Forums would be teh lulz random as hell.
Idris Elba as Moot
There would be two routes you could go down one would be a kind of history, the other would be the growth of a bunch of characters who represent one or two "typical" members of the board.
I think it would work as a tv series.
Sup Forums is the biggest board. I think it would be amusing to play up the fact that most of the popular boards are basically Sup Forums and that they not-so-secretly love traps.
Louis Theroux could play /x/ cos he's got the weedy investigatory appearance - we could see things primarily through his eyes as he tries to uncover some kind of mystery. A bit crazy like Rorschach or his spiritual antecedent The Question.
Sup Forums would be a fat toady for Sup Forums imagine Danny DeVito in an SS uniform - not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
Sup Forumstards need to be purged
>Moot
It would be pretty great if throughout the film Sup Forums just gets more bloated and diseased in appearance.
Sup Forums already got its porn though, and it's not far from that.
He turns from a naive, blonde, blue eyed Aryan redneck that just needs to be shown the right way into a pallid, grey-skinned fat boy as his imagined influence, and real influence over other boards, expands.
>He didn't want to be this way
>Occasionally people are routed to him
>His name is heard around other boards
>Someone has an edgy opinion
>Go to Sup Forums
>Someone wants to talk politics
>Go to Sup Forums
>"Aww Schucks Sup Forums I just wanted to talk about the white race with ma friends but I suppose we could get along"
>"Yes, why ah did popularise Pepe but I didn't invent i- no I don't want to talk about Daisy Ridley's feet"
>/fit/
Obviously Aiden Gillen would have to play Sup Forums.
>fit wouldn't be that assertive
>lit would be the ultimate smart-talker/pseudo-intellectual trying to find a place by making that place above everyone else
>co would be the fifth column element, and a reddit spy
>trash would be like the Oracle of Delphi, imparting arcane and forbidden knowledge.
>implying Sup Forums wouldn’t be working for the website, the tumbletta man
>/x/
Weird Innit
>have a boy and girl at the ages of 12 discover Sup Forums
>Do a singular story for each one for the first 20 or so minutes
>Guy becomes edgy and reclusive
>Girl becomes reclusive but slutty
>They bond at school over 'okay' comics which the guy sees the girl browsing
>They get together and spend their days drinking
>Girl grows into a woman who is good looking and has ambitions
>Guy stays the same and has 7 layers of irony (and fat) around him
>Girl cheats with superior male (we are looking at 18-20 here)
>Guy double downs on internet, ashamed of the old, cringey shit he once thought was funny, spends time drinking alone
>Woman out having a good time. Talk visits Sup Forums but just generally 5 minutes a day
>Guy commits suicide
>Girl finds out, reminisces on Sup Forums and their relationship for a day before fucking her Chad
Mine anyway.
/fit/ would be a gymcel with no social skills
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This seems too constructed to be a fake story. If so, sorry user
THis has the look of a meme made in reddit, because it misses the point of the original entirely
new version
I prefer the OP one, the last addition in that one isn't a large enough change to deserve a frame tee bee each
dezu I feel like they should be merged, with Trumpshit and wojaks just added to panel 3
That guy who played the emperor in the last samurai should be gook moot
This post smacks of autism, because it misses the joke entirely.
shia labeouf would play Sup Forums
wasted potential
Sam Hyde is Sup Forums
You posted this same picture and sentence in another thread earlier, are you a bot or just severely autistic?
Dan Schneider as Sup Forums
Nicolas Cage as [s4s]
I would cast a little asian girl to be Sup Forums but i would dub all the dialog with the biggest nigger voice i could find
Even if he looks similar, I fucking hate him as an actor. He brings down every thing he is in
Epic
Came here to post this. Also Ken-sama for /jp/.
Sup Forums wouldn't even exist until halfway through, and I don't know how they'd work the /n/->/new/->Sup Forums succession. Maybe having them represented by one character that keeps getting cast out from the group then goes through a montage.
What's the update of this now because that's 2014 era shit
only kys and cuck have survived really
post-ironic black twitter posting and new-sincerity for the likes of Rick and Morty
What
Thanks for ruining another one, reddit
This kind of post is just as bad as Sup Forums-posters, you're both reddit newfags, just 2 sides of the same reddit newfag coin. fuck off