/yag/ Captain Salazar general

SBARROOOOOOOO

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Yag Sparoo?

>aiii
inb4 yelling pierats and "..8p8" vid

So what was he thinking, hombres?

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Although he's a captain, that's not what they're calling him a lot of the time. Canonically, his full name is "Cabby" Dan Salazar. It's just a fantastic coincidence that it sounds like "capitan."

The whole film series is riddled with these nuanced instances of mystical synchronicity, such as Cabby Dan thinking Jack looks like a little bird at the precise moment his crew decides to christen him "Jack the Sparrow."

>YAPPAROOOOOO
>YAPPAROOOOOO

was it autism?

Well if it isn't a pie rat with his fancy stolen ship.

HOLA PARROOO

He was calling him «chaparro», which means manlet

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WTF is this all he can say??? Is he a pokemon

yaga desbaearrro

So...YAGSBARRO
*crew chuckles*
This PIE RAT
*crew begins to giggle gleefully*
He's had two treasures too many and it's time to sink him.
*crew hisses and boos*
I mean come on, it's 1720!
*crew becomes visibly upset*
SINK YAGSPARRO!
*crew becomes undead*

why didnt they throw their swords at him

YAPPARRROOO?!

CHEGG DES PERRRRROOOOO

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>saw this on day 1 with friends
>twink and feminist follow the funny drunk man on an adventure to do what ever it was they were doing
>doze off half way through
>we all silently agreed it was shit
>see these threads months later
>realize I missed the best part of the movie

ITT Amerifags

AYI
JAG SPAHROO

Look at that smug fuck on the right, why is he so smug bros?

underrated

They see the JAG after many years of just standing mindlessly