GET THE FUCK IN HERE
CARL IS DOING A SUPERBOWL VR STREAM
STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY
OF THE WEEK
OH SHIT
CUT HIS ACHILLES TENDON
I miss this show so much
Damn this is awesome.
Look at that gut.
>The browns
;-;
>BRADY IS SYRIAN
KEK
>>Tom Brady is half muslim
>>That's why ban happened.
HE PLAYS IT FOR REELZ
did anyone hear a jet call
There's a football team in New York?
>>I'm focused on Atlanta
Yes, the Giants.
why don't we fuck with carl?
say we stole his car?
DO IT.
SOMEONE DID THE AJ STYLES THING
Dave is a really fucking cool guy for doing this
>"Oh yeah i am super progresive , go trump"
>you guys got like...2 downs and you gotta run 35 loons
>and if no team scores it's just a disagreement, and then the government gives you health care
this is breddy gud
i wanna call, but i'm so nervous,i called earlier, but only said "hello?" 20 seconds later i heard myself say hello.
Someone get Carl an analog beer.
so how is this compared to Homer?
Is he going with Falcons or cheaters?
what the heck is it
is it like a video game
It's funnier because it's carl
Much better since it's all done in vidya while the VA can't see shit irl
Kek
This guy is absolutely hammered
Mostly girl-on-girl.
>In all seriousness, I have an addiction to porn... pornography.
He's so right about bushes tho
This is pretty
pretty good
Wonderful experience watching Carl live
someone ask carl, how to get a girlfriend.
the low CGi quality and carl being a drunk asshole to his callers is much better
Also it's allowed to look awful and sound improvised because he's carl
These people calling in don't know shit about football
just troll him, ask him about dumb shit.
Carl doesn't really know either
JUST GOT TRUMPED
>all this dadrock
RHYMIN WITH ROCKIN!
kek he's drunk
THIS IS JUST LIKE THE FAIR
I HIT THEM THEY STILL UP
THEY'RE NAILED TO THE FLOOR AND HE TELLS ME "SCREW OFF"
>STYPER (NOT THE RELIGIOUS STUFF)
he sounds off
>Niece's
So steven?
Fucking lost to this
>Well that's apparent
Goddamn
Which one of you fuckers called him about apollo?
>"why are you calling me"
>"uh..i have no friends"
>"yeah that's apparent, shut him down"
This is actually a very normal average Thursday for Dave Willis
I'm gonna CALL!
What you want me to say to carl?
CHESTY CANYON
>"why are you calling me"
>"I have no friends"
>"well that's apparent"
Some of these people sound too young to have watched the show.
hows your nephew steven doing?
Ask about meatwad
>two callers at once
Somebody please call in asking Carl for bets to the Puppy Bowl
ok
Ask him how he wants his jalapenyos, paco.
SHUT IT DOWN!
Ask when is the next VB season airing
this
He was dicking around the SCAD building earlier today
Someone tell him to put Shake on.
This is great
Please someone do this
I still find it hilarious the year that the Giants went to the Super Bowl and won.
I think that was the first year they did the Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week, and they weren't expecting the Giants to win at all.
It was oddly satisfying to see Carl legitimately win for once.
...
That was the year where they won against the Patriots right?
>GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN THEY DON'T LOSE!
this
what do you mean "for once"? he's the pig skin wizard you will treat him with some damn respect
Is Adult Swim just a bunch of random scad grads playing around?
THIS
>wyzzard
>Falcons 64
>Patriots 7
fuckin' 64 -7
>Butthole posters blown the fuck out
Sorry guy's couldn't deliver, even with 2 phones, got no answer
well that was nice
...
Man he's dead drunk
DAMN
someone else ask
THIS
Well that was fun.
Thanks for letting me know about that, user.
it's gonna be a nail biter for about three minutes
That was fun, hope they do it gain at some point
the show's over dude.
maybe next time
I tried calling in
I was gonna go full HAHA META and play fuck you texas after I asked my question
oh its over?sucks..
I tried consistently the whole time as well and got nothing. I rang briefly once, was silent for about 3 seconds until I got dial tone again.
ARMPIT LELAND?!
...
did I miss it I can not find it
I called him on skype and he picked up on the 4th ring. I asked him who his favorite porn star was.
saw that my g
wtf is this bloodfeast shit
Congrats on lasting more than 3 minutes