GET THE FUCK IN HERE

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

CARL IS DOING A SUPERBOWL VR STREAM

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STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY
OF THE WEEK

OH SHIT

CUT HIS ACHILLES TENDON

I miss this show so much

Damn this is awesome.

Look at that gut.

>The browns

;-;

>BRADY IS SYRIAN
KEK

>>Tom Brady is half muslim
>>That's why ban happened.

HE PLAYS IT FOR REELZ

did anyone hear a jet call

There's a football team in New York?

>>I'm focused on Atlanta

Yes, the Giants.

why don't we fuck with carl?
say we stole his car?

DO IT.

SOMEONE DID THE AJ STYLES THING

Dave is a really fucking cool guy for doing this

>"Oh yeah i am super progresive , go trump"

>you guys got like...2 downs and you gotta run 35 loons
>and if no team scores it's just a disagreement, and then the government gives you health care

this is breddy gud

i wanna call, but i'm so nervous,i called earlier, but only said "hello?" 20 seconds later i heard myself say hello.

Someone get Carl an analog beer.

so how is this compared to Homer?

Is he going with Falcons or cheaters?

what the heck is it

is it like a video game

It's funnier because it's carl

Much better since it's all done in vidya while the VA can't see shit irl

Kek

This guy is absolutely hammered

Mostly girl-on-girl.

>In all seriousness, I have an addiction to porn... pornography.

He's so right about bushes tho

This is pretty

pretty good

Wonderful experience watching Carl live

someone ask carl, how to get a girlfriend.

the low CGi quality and carl being a drunk asshole to his callers is much better

Also it's allowed to look awful and sound improvised because he's carl

These people calling in don't know shit about football

just troll him, ask him about dumb shit.

Carl doesn't really know either

JUST GOT TRUMPED

>all this dadrock

RHYMIN WITH ROCKIN!

kek he's drunk

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE FAIR

I HIT THEM THEY STILL UP

THEY'RE NAILED TO THE FLOOR AND HE TELLS ME "SCREW OFF"

>STYPER (NOT THE RELIGIOUS STUFF)

he sounds off

>Niece's
So steven?

Fucking lost to this

>Well that's apparent

Goddamn

Which one of you fuckers called him about apollo?

>"why are you calling me"

>"uh..i have no friends"

>"yeah that's apparent, shut him down"

This is actually a very normal average Thursday for Dave Willis

I'm gonna CALL!
What you want me to say to carl?

CHESTY CANYON

>"why are you calling me"
>"I have no friends"
>"well that's apparent"

Some of these people sound too young to have watched the show.

hows your nephew steven doing?

Ask about meatwad

>two callers at once

Somebody please call in asking Carl for bets to the Puppy Bowl

ok

Ask him how he wants his jalapenyos, paco.

SHUT IT DOWN!

Ask when is the next VB season airing

this

He was dicking around the SCAD building earlier today

Someone tell him to put Shake on.

This is great

Please someone do this

I still find it hilarious the year that the Giants went to the Super Bowl and won.

I think that was the first year they did the Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week, and they weren't expecting the Giants to win at all.

It was oddly satisfying to see Carl legitimately win for once.

...

That was the year where they won against the Patriots right?

>GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN THEY DON'T LOSE!

this

what do you mean "for once"? he's the pig skin wizard you will treat him with some damn respect

Is Adult Swim just a bunch of random scad grads playing around?

THIS

>wyzzard

>Falcons 64
>Patriots 7

fuckin' 64 -7

>Butthole posters blown the fuck out

Sorry guy's couldn't deliver, even with 2 phones, got no answer

well that was nice

...

Man he's dead drunk

DAMN
someone else ask

THIS

Well that was fun.
Thanks for letting me know about that, user.

it's gonna be a nail biter for about three minutes

That was fun, hope they do it gain at some point

the show's over dude.
maybe next time

I tried calling in

I was gonna go full HAHA META and play fuck you texas after I asked my question

oh its over?sucks..

I tried consistently the whole time as well and got nothing. I rang briefly once, was silent for about 3 seconds until I got dial tone again.

ARMPIT LELAND?!

...

did I miss it I can not find it

I called him on skype and he picked up on the 4th ring. I asked him who his favorite porn star was.

saw that my g

wtf is this bloodfeast shit

Congrats on lasting more than 3 minutes