Don't bully the kids edition
/stg/ - Stranger Things General
So what is in store for season 3.
Interracial gay romance
I'm only on episode 4 and it's a chore to get through. The reddity feeling to this season is off the charts cringe.
So we've now seen the big bad end boss of the entire series and his plans have already been foiled.
How the fuck is the next season going to have any suspense at all?
Anyone else get an 80s Goonies vibe from this? Even the music sounds dated and cheesy
The kids in IT are far superior to the ones in Stranger Things, prove me wrong.
>billy and max dying off screen and never being mentioned again
>Dustin becoming and actual character again instead of leddit bait
>more steve
>nancy realizing that Steve is best boi and begging him on her knees to take her back
>more scary stuff like in season 1, less zerg rush shit like in seasin 2
>make it more like season 1 overall
the samething as season one except new monsters
This man is BASED
BASED!
OFFICIAL STRANGER THINGS POWER RAKING, ALL OTHER RANKINGS ARE WRONG AND PROBABLY DOGSHIT
>God Tier
1.Steve and Dustin(the cucked bros)
>Great Tier
2.Jim, Samwise Gamgee, Weyland-Yutani Corporation Doctor
>Okay Tier
3.Lucas
4.Mad Max
>Meh Tier
5.Nancy and the Autist
6.Winona Ryder
>Shit Tier
7.Mike and Eleven
8.Will
>What the acutal fuck absolute Dogshit tier
9.Pajeeta and the Sex Pistols
>Meme Tier
Mike's mom and dad, the faggot looking at himself in the mirror, Mr Clarke, Journalist Jew
prove me wrong
>you will never be friends with Steve Harrington
They actually have chemistry.
I blame Millie for always being stuck up
>Sup Forums is into shipping as if they were posting in livejournal circa '02
Too much romance ruins everything. The 30000x days and 3 hours was totally lame.
>you will never feel billys beard stubble prickling your asshole
Lucas was the GOAT in season 2
I stopped watching after the opening scene of episode 1. It was too embarrassing
Have any of you guys seen Breaking Away? It's much more intelligent and entertaining that this trashy remix of 80s children's movies. Even if you're watching Stranger Things just to pretend you have friends (let's be honest, most of you are), you'll still find Breaking Away more rewarding
THAS RITE, YEW DAMN RITE!
Eleven dies at the end of the final season, that's the whole point of the nose bleeding and Papa telling her she has a wound inside of her.
It is known.
Ignore this list, here's the real deal
Top tier (people with actual development):
Hopper, Mike, Steve
Good tier: Eleven, Bob, Joyce
Mid tier: Nancy, Lucas, Will, Billy, Max
Low tier: Jonathan, Dustin
Stranger Things S02E07 tier: Kali
Pls no bully Jack!
I miss Bob...
i wish. millie is such a terrible actress.. even for kids standards
...
truth
Finn spotted him right from the start and almost ruined it
>Max holds Lucas instead of Steve's hands when she was scared
unrealistic desu
Just finished watching season 1 and now starting season 2 and the MC is a fucking poo in loo
It's what manlets deserve.
>that cool Muslim girl with superpowers
I hope we see more of her next season. Hopefully she can make a white male authority figure shit himself or something?
>Steve Tier
Steve
>Top Tier
Hopper, Mike
>High Tier:
Joyce, 11, Bob
>Good Tier
Lucas, Will
>Mid Tier
Nancy, Jonathan
>we don't know what to do with a character so here are a bunch of memes Tier
Dustin
>what were they thinking tier
billy, max, poo in loo
Is Finn actually hashtag #gay
yeah no one wants to watch yer shitty ass outback made-for-tv movie, grandpa. now go back to your grandpa rock vinyls and reminisce about how you once walked bob dylan up on stage
He's in heaven, doing God's tech support.
They're also better actors and the characters have more personality.
Except Mike and Stan, they were shit.
>She uses your mind to find your perception of the perfect girl to mind transform into before sex
>It’s her
>She blushes
Sombra is best girl
>80s song plays
>80s movie gets referenced
heard it from the man
youtube.com
Do you think they know that an underage gang bang was supposed to take place in the sewers instead of a generic final battle?
Here's what's actually happening:
>Max officially promoted to main character and having a crapton of screentime despite not ever doing anything
>Billy having his own "redemption" plot with his father
>Steve goes to college and doesn't show up until halfway through the season
>scary stuff relegated to background
>plot focuses on Kali and the evil scientist people
>nothing at all like season 1
yeah, some of them have read the books and they have heard it from the fans
what's going on here?
...
Billy comes out of the closet and rapes Steve.
Filthy secondary here, what’s all this now?
>we mostly just bonded, right Jack?
>in what way?
There's a scene in IT where the kids all have sex with Beverly in the sewers.
...
Anyone else think there were way too many flashbacks to previous scenes?
>that part where Wyatt takes Finn's hands off Jack
He knows what's up.
youtube.com
youtube.com
>3/4 are jewish
diversity achieved
youtube.com
WTF is this?
>stranger things turning into finn threads
Just like last year
That would’ve been so amazing to see with 2017 Beverly but why???
We're no strangers to love
Wyatt protecting Jack's virtue like a bro.
because king was high as a kite at the time
There's also a scene in IT where one of the bullies jerks off Henry Bowers and a leper offers to give Eddie a blowjob for a dime.
Reminder that Dustin almost got Lucas, Max and Steve killed because of his stupid shit
>When Billy gets ahold of the bat and Johnny Rebel starts playing loudly
Steve won't be raped, but I wouldn't be surprised if Billy rapes someone.
I just hate how they release all 7 episodes in the same time. Now every autists who ahs watched it first will spoil it. SO you'll have to cram it down your scull and not cherish it. What do you guys think?
So disappointed that he ended up losing the Chad fight with Billy
They should turn into Fack threads.
The music this season is so shit
Remember Heroes in last season was actually matching and made me emotional
This time it's just a bunch of random 80s hit songs
>Max and Billy were literally useless characters
>look i made the house a mess again to solve Will's puzzle!
>leaving eleven unattented
>bob solving the puzzle out of nowhere
>everything about episode 7
>Bob's death
>will using morse code
Nothing upsets me more than Max and Billy though, literally no point, only thing i can think of that they were any good for was a shitty Bullying PSA at best.
>could have had another qt shota
>got an ugly retarded slut and her brother instead
someone needs to be fired for this
Every Breath You Take was a fitting song to end on tho.
I don't care for callback 80s songs. OST is great by itself: youtube.com
oh and I think they shouldn't have killed Bob.
This
>Nothing upsets me more than Max and Billy though
turning dustin into a meme character was worse imo
First season ripping off Stand by Me was what made it great, Mike and his friends going on adventure is both comfy and relatable.
This season lost all the charm
>Jack plays Max instead of the ginger
What changes?
Fuck Eleven, she should have apologized to Max in the party.
>Max
literally doesn't even exist.
I don't throw up every time max is in a scene for one
I would want to protect Max's smile against hif faggy brother for two
Season 2 was just shipping and romance bullshit, it really ruined everything.
Mad Max > pound shop Jean Grey
Eleven gave max the treatment she deserved - completely ignored
Not really. The song is about stalking and anger. It's not a love song.
Max should have died instead of Bob. Fucking hell I hated Max. Every scene she was in made me pissed off. They just used her as a "replacement" for 11 because if 11 was there then shit would have gotten done and the Season would have been like 5 episodes.
Episodes 7 shouldn't have happened
Mike gets swayed by Max's advances and Eleven doesn't get jelly because she doesn't know homosexuality is a thing and therefore doesn't see him as a threat.
She will know when Max cuck Eleven next season
>Nobody calls me Maxine. It's Max.
What did they mean by this?
Mike's always getting cockblocked, jesus, give us kids a break, will ya???
I like being able to watch it all in one go instead of watching it all in the span of 2 months with commercial breaks. That is how you kill immersion. If you dont want to get spoiled then avoid spoilers
>Every scene she was in made me pissed off
i could only stomach her for two episodes. after that i just fastforwarded all the scenes she's been in
Max is gonna pay the toll
Pretty much this. After IT Stranger Things sounds boring as fuck.
>all these virgins hating on max just because she chose based Lucas over Dustin
Did the character remind you of much of your middle school girl troubles, sweeties?
They really fucked up Dustin's character. He barely hung out with the rest of the boys during the entire season, and his most memorable and pull at your heartstrings moment was him being sad at the dance.
He did nothing wrong
Mr Repressed Homolust
he didn't stick around to fuck MOMMY
They needed somebody Sup Forums could relate to
This. I want to watch a show about cute friends and cute aliens doing cute things. I got shit teen romance and Eleven saving the day as usual.
i hate watching children throw tantrums
unacceptable television
Eleven is such a jealous bitch
Mike should dump her
This was the main reason I enjoyed it less. Maybe outside of the first couple of episodes and the last 1 they don't really do much together as they're all separated for most of the season.
Ep 7 was a shit show but even if that was removed and it was 8 episodes I would still feel the same overall. Somehow the scale got a bit too big, whilst it seems like less happens than the first season.
wrong, did you even watch the show?