Whats your favorite line? Me? Its when Kramer says SWEET BABY JESUS
Whats your favorite line? Me? Its when Kramer says SWEET BABY JESUS
Christian Reyes
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Chase Bell
it's not a lie if you believe it
Jaxson Jenkins
what is the truth anymore
Wyatt Hughes
I'M BACK BABY! I'M BACK!
Landon Moore
I base my entire life on knowing that the "D" is the biggest
Alexander Butler
>"you're batman" "I am batman"
Alexander Allen
She said sweeping together you idiots! Not sleep! Alright, stop signing.....stop signing....would you sto-smack
Brayden Campbell
Somewhere a child cries out. A bastard child, perhaps.
Bentley Brown
"NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER"
-Kramer
Carter Scott
"Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby"
Jordan Foster
Milos had some great lines and delivery
Thank you, but, unfortunately, I have much larger
problems to fry. My wife, she has no respect for Milos anymore
He's not a man, this Jerry. He's not even married like I am. Huhuhuhu
Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman! Hahaha!
His delivery on that last line gets me everytime.
Nathaniel Morales
Serenity now...insanity later
Aiden Bell
Milos is good, Polito is better.
>WANT ME! LOVE ME! SHOWER ME WITH KISSES
Asher Gutierrez
lol I can see you through the reverse peephole!
Logan Harris
>the sea was angry that day my friends
Logan Jones
>his mother was a mudder?
>what did I just say?
OR
>boy these pretzels are making me thirsty
Jason Richardson
>My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Luis Peterson
These pretzels... THEY'RE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Xavier Hall
>when Kramer says SWEET BABY JESUS
What episode is this?
Jordan Fisher
Opposite George was pure sitcom kino
Nathaniel Gutierrez
I noticed you chose the "clowns with balloons" check design.
James Clark
Jonathan Miller
JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!!!
Charles Watson
Tyler Walker
Here's to feeling good all the time.
Jack Gomez
Jimmy's new in town!
Noah Rodriguez
Even if he did suffer, that was, like, forty years ago! What has he been doing lately? I've been suffering for the past thirty years up to and including yesterday!
David Hill
>Do you have a job?
>No
>You got money?
>No
>Do you have a woman?
>...no
>Do you have any prospects?
>No
>You got anything on the horizon?
>Uhh... no
>Do you have any action at all?
>No
>Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
>I like to get the Daily News...
Jordan Smith
youtube.com
The perfect demonstration of someone appearing paranoid and crazy yet somehow talking sense
Really the best written episode ever
Xavier Moore
>You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent
Noah Parker
You wanna sell computers? I will show youuuuuu how to sell computers!
>jumps on phone
Hello Mr Fannaman? You wanna buy a computer? No? WHY NOT?!
Zachary Sanders
>believe it or not george isn't at home
Austin Myers
I want to put this as my voice message for my phone, but my voice always sounds so high and whiney when recorded that I never make it.
Brody Martinez
b-but the D isn't the biggest
Ryder Foster
This is definitely top tier. This whole scene I was quite literally on the floor laughing. No shit, when Kramer kicked in the stall door I actually fell right off the couch.
Oliver Wright
Richards played it so good. Drinking that beer with the smoke still in his mouth then putting the cigarette in his mouth backwards.
Tyler Cruz
I WAS IN THE POOL
Carson Powell
...
Sebastian Smith
Anyone one know where to watch all of it? I always wanted to watch it in full but only ever caught a couple of episodes here and there.
Andrew Barnes
IT’S GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
Grayson Brown
Like, is it available on Netflix or Amazon!
Leo Hughes
>what they don't like me?
>I DON'T LIKE YOU
Jaxon Peterson
Hulu friendo ;)
Carter Adams
Thanks
Ryan Sullivan
I was watching the shit out of it about a month or two ago on Hulu because they had every episode. I checked the other day and they have it limited to only a couple episodes per season.
Zachary Jenkins
based shitty streaming services
Christian Johnson
>have all the DVDS
>don't feel like pulling them all out and going through the sets I want to watch
It's frustrating
Logan Moore
When Frank's dad tells George's Boss.
>You couldn't smooth a silk blanket if you had a hot date with a babe.
John Jenkins
>torrent everything
>3 mouseclicks away from all episodes
lifes good
Robert Edwards
I meant
*Frank Costanza, George's dad
Zachary Hernandez
How was the casting so perfect for this show? Or was it that the writing was that good?
Dylan Scott
Really? I just watched it about a month ago too.
Just switched from Netflix to Hulu and its so much better even if there's commercials.
No shill swear
Jordan Murphy
BAD CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!!!
Noah Walker
>You couldn't smooth a silk blanket if you had a hot date with a babe
What did he mean by this?
Gavin Turner
You know the story of Pagliacci, Nedda?
Jonathan Bell
I just checked and it's back to normal. Strange. I got on it not to long ago it was all messed up.
Brody Edwards
>Those are my Everyday balloons
Jose Morgan
I know season one gets shit on, but The Stock Tip is a good episode. Jerry's opening act for that episode is a good as well. I've used that joke, but dumbed-down during dates and it works every time. As a matter of fact, if you know your Seinfeld and are in a jam during a date, pull out some jokes from an episode and you're good to go. Even better if she recognizes the joke.
Ryan Roberts
Is that the only episode where George ends up winning?
Noah Cox
>The Jerk Store called... They're all out of you
Lincoln Smith
>so what you're their bestseller!
Josiah Campbell
Winning? It's just a Hyundai.
Michael Thompson
GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET
Christopher Morgan
Hipster doofus
Nolan Morgan
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
Brandon Johnson
YAMA HAMA IT'S FRIGHT NIGHT
Jose Thomas
Jeremiah Green
Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!
Grayson Hall
>Yeah? Well.... I had sex with your wife!
Landon Baker
Jesus fucking christ I lold hard
Cooper Morales
Is George the most kino television character of all time?
Hudson Young
>uncle leo, HELLO
>I choose not to run
>take the pen
Jack Harris
He's a close second
Daniel Ramirez
I WON'T HAVE YOU TURNING MY OFFICE INTO A DEN OF INIQUITY
Nathan Sanchez
It's so nice, when it happens good
Brandon Brooks
>george will never take you outside and show you what it's like in your lifetime
Christopher Martin
>George likes his chicken spicy!
Owen Hall
Make love to that wall, pervert!
Chase Gomez
Thanks for that. Goodness, Seinfeld is so good it hurts.
Michael Perez
Lincoln Baker
The one about the Japanese toruists staying in Kramer's aprtment. When they get stuck in the drawers and Jerry goes to elp them. Jerry mentions ho the steam warped the wood and is having trouble opening them and one of the Jap guys in Engrish tells him to
"PUULL HAAADER"
Nathaniel Reed
Sweet sassy molassy!
Kevin Gutierrez
...
Eli Scott
25 years ago you would have put in the gas chambers for this you fucking likes
-kramer
Charles Powell
George trying to prove he's not crazy in The Gun is hilarious.
>that was your friend
>yeah, but he doesn't wear glasses
>that man was wearing glasses
>don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
Andrew Hill
youtube.com
The way the guy in the back says, "I'm a man." So meek and filthy, it's pure Kino, and reminds me of most of these posters here.
Christopher Carter
>And you want to be my latex salesman
Daniel Davis
The entire episode where George is trying to get his co-workers to call him “T-Bone.”
>GAMMYS GETTING UPSET
Josiah Collins
> Let me explain something to you... You see... You're not normal. You're a great guy! I love you, but: you're a pod.
>I on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel anxious, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.
>Cause I'm a pod....
Jacob Reed
I basically live my life to this philosophy.
Gavin Cooper
why the fuck did he steal some shitty statue?
Lucas Johnson
This episode was really Frasier-tier, as in it had a lot of misunderstandings
Ryder Rivera
Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!
Luke Brooks
>SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!
or
>Maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld, you and your good time buddies
Ryder Barnes
Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?
Connor Ross
Art core.
David Wright
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Christian Roberts
>I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
>yeah, that's what you did
There's something so comfy about how shitty they are to each other
Zachary Evans
Who are these people?
Sebastian Nelson
YOU'RE BALD!!