"Dude cocaine is bad lmao!"

"Dude cocaine is bad lmao!"
>shoves face with cocaine leaves

What was he thinking, Sup Forums?

>do you know who harry potter is
>"NO"
was he the poster?

>cocaine leaves
lol he doesn't know what coco leaves are

>gordon i dont think you should
>dips finger in cocaine paste
>gordon
>mmm... oh wow yum

fry squinting.jpg

You just know he's a coke head by watching this.
He was about to buy out that cocaine farmer.

>dips finger in cocaine water and tastes it
>"fuck me that's fresh"

he probably just wanted to get a buzz

>cocaine leaves

enjoy your attitude sickness you dumb sloot

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Chefs are notorious coke and stimulant users for obvious reasons as well as being just the worst alcoholics imaginable because in most cases they have a bar not 50 feet away and a bartender willing to feed them booze throughout the shift

hojas de coca gringo puto

>cocaine leaves
lmaoing at your brain

get back to mashing those coca leaves with your bare feet, you colombian nigger

>cocaine leaves

It's cocoa leaves. It's literally chocolate.

>cocaine leaves

He's probably doing this program as community service

as a shitty italian/pizza place employee for 3 years, i can confirm this

It literally isn't you mong.
Two different plants

Lol you don't know that it's coca leaves not coco

Same plant dingus just male/female

>user goes to the legendary chocolate fields of Columbia and gets his face skinned and his hands chopped off by the ganglords farmers

Wrong

Coco leaves are legal and used in teas and such.

As cocaine it becomes illegal

Cacaine turns all your bad feelings into good feelings...

...It’s a nightmare.

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>he doesn't have a cocaine plant

>white people should speak my dirty nigger language lel
My toilet hasn't been scrubbed yet, Jose.

THIS COCAINE'S A FUCKING JOKE

for real? its doesn't take two seconds googling thistofind out. Your typical hivemind

Who /on cocaine right now/ here?

As a cook, server and bartender. I can also confirm this. Restaurant workers are the best partiers. Hoorah!

He was practically salivating looking at that dude's cocaine op, you just know he's a massive cokehead

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Aaahh how can i eat this xD

Can also confirm, on top of that the waitresses are all sluts.

Meh, don't feel like going to scrape out last of all the baggies in my room right now.

I'm sure your caretaker will do it soon

>he calls himself a food expert but can't even unhinge his jaw
What a fucking beta

>willing to
Try forced to. Head Chefs are restaurant VIPs, what they say goes. I used to eat hundreds of dollars a month due to the chef's alcoholism.
t. former bartender and bar manager

is this actually worth watching?

>Cocaine leaves

If you like documentaries and Gordon Ramsay, yes.

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This. The best part about that video was him pretending he's never done it while also frantically handling, tasting and sniffing every part of the process.

HowToBasic has gotten really fucking weird.

there is literally no way someone so against cocaine would grab all these variations of coke and shove it into their face just for checking it out. the guy outed himself as a major cokehead with his little special

Well, to be fair he's a chef and he does this shit in all his tv shows but with food.

food is something everyone eats every single fucking day, you donkey. cocaine is a drug that relatively few people ever try in their lifetimes. there is no fucking parallel it's RAAAAAAAW

>WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!
yeah this guy has never done crazy amounts of drugs.

>eating the burger upside down

Is he fucking retarded or something?

ITT: chocolate bait

>it's raw
I fucking dies lmao

It's pretty good tho

>yfw Gordon finds your coke in the staff toilets

This. Worked in a popular resturant in my town and everyone that worked their had liver problems glad I quit

>That end when he's hunched over snorting it
Yeah I'm sure you don't do it Ramsey

>looks like a fucking alcoholic holding a bottle of vodka at the end

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w-why did Gordon snort a handful of cocaine?

I worked as a busboy for red lobster back in the day and half the staff bought and used coke and weed in the back from the line cook almost all the time.

>wow there's coke on my bathrooms
>who could it be? XD

underrated post

>people in the UK can be pulled over for simply looking unhinged or some other bullshit that cop made up

>cocaine is a drug that relatively few people ever try in their lifetimes.
Sure, kid.

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>few people

wew lad u every been to a party before, like at all?

a lot more people do drugs than you think kiddo