Oooh I get it. laces out. tuck

oooh I get it. laces out. tuck

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Is it a feminine penis?

Literally shaking from transphobia right now

circumcised dicks are gross dude. i know because mine's cut too.

>futacock

She pooped in her pants. It's literally potty humor.

i'm not sure what's happening here.

A dude is coming out of a womans ass, see his nose pressing out? fucking unrealistic, he'd be stretching her ass to death

So how did all those cops have sex with her and didnt see the penis.

Do you think she regrets taking that role?

This is a joke I didn't even come close to getting as a kid. Of course, now we know the real joke is being a bigot.

Anal

>not wanting hung qt trap gf
It was a differwnt time

*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg user, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg user, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP

I thought she shit herself as a kid and thought that's why everyone was disgusted.

good thread

uncutfag detected

Or maybe he gave them all blowjobs.

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>the 90s sucked because I didn't like ace ventura
the only good god damn movie he did was Truman Show and it wasn't even his performance

That is an enormous penis if it can reach the anus while flaccid.

I always figured it was hemorrhoids or that she shit herself or something.
My sister said it was supposed to be a dick and balls, but when I tried it, it hurt so bad that I couldn't imagine anyone walking around like that all the time
Then my sister kicked me in the ass while it was all tucked, and I threw up and fell over

wrong

Good point

>hasn't talked to enough women about it to know they prefer cut
lol incel

I'm surprised the SJW libtards haven't got a hold of this yet and started chimping out about trans-phobia, etc;

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME

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I dunno, most sjws tend to just see this movie as a product of its time, which is surprising. I knew one girl who admitted it was transphobic but still entertaining and she was super liberal.

>comic about watching movies
>holding a video game controller

Okay, Sup Forums.
why do actual boys have cuter penises than Laces Out philadelphia dolphin players?

What movie

dick must be massive

These are supposed to be hemorrhoids you fucking retards

you can watch DVDs and netflix on consoles

How hard did it fight against loose-mommy panties while making out with dudes? Did it almost break free?
Somebody post the boner-holstering tampon string thing

>laughing_girl.gif
that's not just any girl you disrespectful fuck, that's the greatest child actor ever haley joel osment

what the fuck are you talking about? and it's miami dolphins not philadelphia

Holy shit. So I only ever saw this movie on TV, and this shot was edited out, and that scene always confused the fuck out of me. Like, since there was no bulge in front I assumed he just got his dick cut off/turned into a vag, and I could not for the life of me figure out what turning him around was supposed to be showing or why everybody reacted as they did. This is literally the first time I understand that scene, and I'm 30 years old.

It's amazing how many people thought Ace Ventura was appropriate for children.

This is one of the most outright pornographic joke in movie history. Even American Pie sex jokes were relatively tamer in comparison.

I was confused by the scene in the first third of the movie, he hangs on something? And swings around while she shines his shoes. appreciate the joke now, but that made it way more sexual and disturbing, the parents should have turned it off there

>"POO POO PEE PEE XD"

To be fair, the dick is also at a really weird angle, so it doesn't really even look like a tucked penis. I remember all the plot points that explained she was actually a dude, but I still didn't think that was a dick in that scene.

Yeah, that dick would need to be like 10 inches flaccid to bend all the way under and back and reach that far up the ass cheeks

>valuing what sloots think over nerves in your dick that you will never get back
who's the real incel?

This scene confused the FUCK out of me as a child. I understood the point of it was to show that the girl was a man and that I was looking at a pair of panties with a dick in them... But for the life of me I couldn't understand why it was pointing straight up and around like that.

Years later I realized I was looking at an ass.

This never made sense to me?

>Ace Said it was hemorrhoids. Obviously not.

>If it is a penis tucked back why didn't ace notice during sex

she's using a Netflix Station 4.

"you're gun is sticking into my hip"
he never had sex with her

when i was a kid i understood that it was a dick, but i thought he got it removed and sewed onto his ass for some reason that i couldn't figure out

yes i think i was/am retarded

HOLY SHIT THEY ALL FUCKED HER???

I would pay good money to suck a girl's cock

Uhm yes?

That's why everyone is so freaked out. Can of you think of anything more disgusting than a dude with a giant dick that becomes a tranny?

>disgusting
did you mean to say arousing?

Spoken like a true virgin. What do you think are the point of any nerves in the first place...You can keep your easily infected biological error, I don't think you have a chance regardless

No they all did something with her but sex is never stated. Ace only made out with her.

>Can of you think of anything hotter than a dude with a giant dick that becomes a tranny?
no I can't

Mariana Cordoba comes to mind. RIP

I already cum fast enough with it cut. I couldn't imagine how it would feel if I was uncut.

Maybe we can figure out what they did based on their reactions. I know some of them were rubbing their tounges, which means mostly just making out.

Same

honestly who wouldnt fuck a tranny if she looked like that. you can ignore the penis if you want. personally i wouldnt mind giving her a reach around while plowing her bum

Nah, they made out with her, like Ace did. At most a blow job

That's when you tell them uncut is normal and they need to shut the fuck up or they don't get the dick. Works every time. I've converted every girl who thought they preferred cut. They all say uncut is more fun and easier to give handjobs to. To be fair I have a aesthetically pleasing dick, not a long hanging Wizard sleeve

Haha yeah that would be so gross who would want that haha

>Easily infected
Kek this is a man who doesn't know how a real dick works. Sad what the Jews did go you

>flashback to first time realizing i would fuck a ladyboy

then some threw up which means most likely bj or actual sex

thats a woman tho

exactly

wtf that dick must be like a foot long if he can tuck it between his asscheeks

honestly, thinking back, my first thought was "he cut off his dick to hide it, but hid it THERE?" like, that's so inconvenient, guys feel your ass when making out
where would you hide your dick to take revenge on the dolphins?

>dude just tucked dick
>my five year old brain thought he had his dick surgically moved to his ass
>never bothered to mend that thought until just now

Fuck, I’m retarded

Sneed

When I saw this as a kid I thought the woman had just shat her pants from getting a beat down. Now I appreciate how based the 90s still were.

When I was a kid I thought she had just crapped her pants because they talked about haemorrhoid cream in the film

I went 20 years of my life thinking this.

Boys are so stupid

>tfw can’t even touch my taint with my dick
how big is that cock god damn?

>yfw, your genitals were mutilated as as infant
>yfw, your a straight trap

There's no difference when erect pleb. The foreskin acts like a sponge, and seal, and help force sperm into the vagina. It's a biological function, and thus why, most races or people who are uncircumcised, procreate more than those who are cut-traps.

Show me your feminine vaguber or penor

Thats why we invented the word
CUNTS

>itt; people who don't know good cinema. It's ace ventura...

I guess preferring genital mutilation makes OK. Guess thats why feminists never bring it up.

if you don't know your/you're by now, you're too late, leave
nobody fucks an illiterate boy unless he's enslaved

Studies show cut guys cum faster, probably due to nerve damage and a lack of sensation (not knowing where you are in relation to orgasm).

good for me, why in the fuck would I want to spend longer in a vagina?

>Actually believing the pathologization of your sexuality.
Kek.

>what is eternal sunshine

a chicks movie that i've seen 9 times and never liked, why do they all want to watch it?

>biological error

The skin covers and protects the hole. Is an open wound, or a covered one, more prone to infection? Do you Understand anything about basic anatomy and biology? These salty cutdick-traps can't handle the fact, that they were mutilated as a child. You are literally, less of a man.

How does somebody get so mad about other people’s dicks lel

>not knowing about the great dolphin ecosystems in downtown philadelphia

>mfw it's 2017 and there's still cutfags doing damage control instead of hiding in the shadows of anonymity

Indeed it is literally a type of partial castration. The degree of psychological rationalization victims go through, and the web of lies institutional or otherwise to avoid this fact is fucking astounding.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimisation_(psychology)

>u mad, I win meme

Nice argument, but it's not one.

i'm not saying i'm not mutilated, i'm saying i've had sex, jack off, and cum just fine in both circumstances
you guys just..kinda keep bringing it up, and that hurts me. i didn't ask for this, but i live with it and it's good enough, i can't imagine something i haven't felt
what can you do to stop it? keep making fun of dudes who will never procreate online because they also have weird wieners?

I would argue that its the prime example of the manic pixie girl trope. One of the few feminazi theories I buy into.
>Crazy extrovert babe that is all sorts of fun and wacky falls in love with introvert nerd and teaches him to come out of his shell

She was still a disgusting, uneducated, low class whore and nerdboi deserved better.

As a kid I thought it was she crapped her pants.

>just fine in both circumstances
The point is the better you can preserve an individuals behavior while also destroying sexual pleasure actually makes it a far more effective form of sexual oppression. As you are actually subverting people normal empathy pathways.

The only point about bringing it up is that it still being done and is 100% legal (being done to people as I type this). It is completely contradictory in America and against what America is supposedly supposed to stand for. (individual rights).

>Haha yeah that’s why I shit on the victims and do literally nothing else about it haha