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Underrated friendships edition

I just watched The Offspring and cried like a baby.

Latest episode of DIS was pretty good.

Daily reminder Dukat did nothing wrong and tried to uplift the Bajorans but they rejected him and deserved everything that got to them... I SHOULD HAVE WIPED OUT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM I HATE BAJORANS SO FUCKING MUCH ASFAGSASDSA

Lal was too pure for this world

Yeah, it was mostly pretty alright. Still with the Andorian cockteases though.

Daily Reminder that Troi defeated Data at chess.

Daily reminder that Troi outranks Data

she probably cheated desu

Daily reminder that Data isn't really alive, doesn't really have any feelings and doesn't really have any friends.

>luv f-m friendships with no romance or sex
yeah i like being a pet too user its fun

sounds like me

Daily reminder that Troi is objectively the worst TNG character and Sirtis is objectively the worst actress

Daily reminder, that you are absolutely right and she aged like butter

Do you think Frakes ever hit that for real?

'Bout to watch Facets.
Will I like it?

Nah, but Gene did.

I still don't understand why it isn't called a holodeck
unless the whole concept was thought up by idiot writers
why not just call it a 'smart-matter room?'

Riker is actually a less alpha version of Johnathan Frakes.
Pretty sure he banged every woman that came on the set.

IS*
fuck I forgot to edit after cuntpasting

it was a different time

>Picard is getting scolded for not infecting Hugh

The deck is meant to represent the "deck" of the ship in which it is on (or at least that was their original thinking)

One of those names is catchy and fits into ST terminology, the other is too long, idiotic and autistic

What the fuck is DIS? I don't know that acronym user.

Oh, did you mean STD?

>Picard in The Measure of a Man
It takes up like 1 room
So they're stupid?

Troi being able to read Data once he gained emotions, is dumb.

It's also a freakishly tall room, it has to go up at least 2 decks.

and this was even before he got buff. you should have seen him slay

>im actually enjoying this std
Am I a lost cause?

No, it's been steadily improving. Next week is an away mission and looks promising.

i told you guys he was just bulking!

i liked it when riker banged tat space tranny

someone post the story about braga talking about harry kim licking her wormhole

The thing is, I only like two characters.
The captain and the ginger semen demon.

mhmm you tell em gurl *clap*

finally us PoC are represented

this is reality nazis the future is female

brown black female LGBTQBRAPPP

we are in the majority

we decide what is good and is bad

finally they depict what the future looks like

all wypipo mandatory homosexuality

the future belongs to us melanin enriched folks

we woke af yo

>It takes up like 1 room
There are more than one holodecks.
>Bridge Holodeck 2, etc.

Das rite

please keep this shit in the STD thread, i stopped going there to avoid it

So what, they've either given over multiple decks of the ship to recreation and there should be dozens of rooms on each holodeck, in which case they're not using 'holodecks,' but a room located ON *the* Holodeck; in which case none of the dialogue makes sense; or, they just didn't think the concept through very much before giving it a name

THAS RITE

so it's working then?

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Ending to this one made me sad

Daily reminder Ted Cruz was on an episode of Voyager.

Will Riker's 5% Nutrition

I raffed, I ruse

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT

BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE

BIG LOBES

that CGI must have cost a fortune back then

Your ironic shitposts are working to convince me that Discovery haters are more insufferable than Discovery shills.

Just watched Inner Light today. That was a pretty solid episode. Why is it ignored?

is this news to you?

>ignored
it's the most well regarded TNG episodes, user, unless you're memeing

because it's "boring" and lacks an iconic villain, or even really any conflict in general

still one of the very best episodes of the show

go away

>why is it ignored lmao?

Those posts ruffle your feathers, but somehow posts like don't bother you?

No, I never see it talked about while random Data episodes are.

Data is more interesting than Picard.

I guess she looks alright for her age.

No? a meme is different than shilling.

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Data's had some nice silly or just fun episodes (The Royale, Fistful of Datas, Data's Day) so they get memed about more.

>shilling
Really a meaningless term at this point since you throw it around at everything.

She never looked better than "alright."

depended on her hair
Yar was meh, but Sela was cute

smacks lips*

checks digits

mhmm tell em gurl

STD is the best star trek *clap*

finally they make a star trek dedicated to their main demographic

black brown and female

the future looks so diverse *clap*

This was all it took to get Data fully functional.

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It's on every single list of best episodes. It's very highly regarded. It's also not as good as Data's Day. Random Data episodes are the best

Honestly, you're only embarrassing yourself.

Data's Day is overrated as fuck

if you don't like it nazi you can go watch another show. STD is about the future. and the future is female deal with it

>in which case none of the dialogue makes sense; or, they just didn't think the concept through very much before giving it a name
Who exactly are you trying to get upset here, me or you?
I don't care, I have no dog in this fight.

stop replying to shitposters
let's discuss early make-up tests for Data and how he would've looked pretty devil-like with orange eyes

would have been cool to see the different lenses. it would make him seem more robotic

I hope him wearing the different contacts was just so they could see what both looked like at the same time instead of having him have different colored eyes.

>I still don't understand why it is called a car
>unless the whole concept was thought up by idiot writers
>why not just call it a 'gas-powered vehicle?'

>they could see what both looked like at the same time
probably this. Tho I did read they had Spiner do like 40ish different styles, so maybe at some point they did try the different eye colours. But thatnkfully they didn't stick with that, it looks kinda cartoonish.

What's the deal with Ovaltine?

The mug is round.

The jar is round.

Maybe they should call it...

...Roundtine.

unnecessarily robotic
I thought the whole point was that he was supposed to progress ever more towards humanity
wonky eyes are a forever anchor to the uncanny valley

>Star Trek has to choose an actor to embody comedy at the time of the show
>picks Joe Piscopo

I can't decide whether to laugh or weep

desu i would have liked to see the different lenses at the same time would make it seem like different eyes perform different functions instead of exact human replication in robotic form

He looks like a weird mine but I do like the different color eyes

Why did he get so fat?

it just happens to old people

His weight gain truly is beyond belief.

>not embracing the THICC
Riker made the patrician choice

Avery Brooks' performance in this episode is very creepy.

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>Gul Jim Jones

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this was a weird episode. why did Picard force them to watch this?

What am I looking at?

pure unfiltered autism

*slaps your girlfriend's ass*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ahh the ol klingon nipple pincer, a classic

Imagine if they did the rest of the series as Curzodo/Odon.