Why exactly is he /ourguy/?

Why exactly is he /ourguy/?

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His filthy paws

dumb roasties want him but he refuses

i have legit not seen a bad goose movie

Harrison Ford is the original /ourguy/

because he plays autists like me haha

so lonely >tfw no gf :(

How was Lost River, the movie he directed?

>asking
more and more proof every day babyrunner 2049 posters are new

haven't seen it

Why do people say this guy is handsome? He's painfully average at best.

Have you SEEN any of the movies he's in?

does the 2049 sperging shows us how bad the state of hollywood is or how shit this board has become?

i thought we were gyllenheads here

what are all the essential goose kinos?

Not even close

Made acting autistically look cool and mysterious.

People run out of shit to say

>did a tv ad with a black wife and child
our guy

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Because he plays characters that every user on here wishes they could be.

He's also autistic but good looking so instead it's just cute and awkward :)

All of them

Captain autism. Brough knives to school. Played a neonazi.

lost river is the worst movie I have ever seen

Ya no

woah, slow your driving pal

He has an a noticeable lack of social intelligence and seems painfully shy. Also he's attracted to roles that would fit right at home in /r9k/ Sup Forums and Sup Forums

i don´t think he´s shy, he is a fucking normie

I wouldn't say he's /ourguy/ but he definitely plays /ourcharacters/

>Driver
>K
>The guy with the realdoll

>lack of intelligence

But his head is huge

>The Goose a cute, even by straight standards
>successful with the ladies. stays classy
>plays autists for all Sup Forums to feel identified with, even though he looks better than most of Sup Forums ever will
>has not 1 but at least 2 movies where he has a waifu

Social intelligence, by that I mean he's is likely to spill some spaghetti

It hurts.

marry, fuck, kill

marry 1 fuck 2 kill 3

Marry Joi.
Fuck Luv.
Kill the Zoey Deschanel clone.

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He's a bit shy and strange in real life, which I suspect resonates well with Sup Forums posters who are themselves, a bit shy and strange in real life

Y'all plebs need to stfu
You kill Luv because she's an evil replicunt
You marry Joi because she's your holowaifu
You fuck replislut because that's how you get to be with your waifu
The Goose is literally showing us the way here.

He's a real human bean and a real hero......human bean

>Mfw goose is the only one that can connect with Ford On a real human bean scale

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any links to interviews or examples to substantiate that claim?

i'm honestly curious. on some level i guess i wanna be the goose.

t. Brad pitt

>Chad Hollywood super star who exclusively takes roles as autists.

What's his endgame?

Breaker high.

:3

Because we’re normies and he is the current big person. Like Jennifer Lawrence some years ago.

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>Jew

Show business is fucking weird man.

the nazi movie
the sex doll movie
the movie where he dies 1/3 of the way through
the one where "TAKE IT OFFFFF"

also the nice guys

Fuck off Sup Forums

What?

That's quite a profile

Today I watched Drive and Lars and the real Girl. Decent movies but nothing too crazy.

>tfw I'm a real human bean starts playing.

Whats with Gosling playing roles where he wants to be a human? Is he trying to tell us something?

Every single one that isn't the notebook.

>TAKE IT OFFFFF
What goosekino is this?

half nelson

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1. good actor, picks interesting roles
2. No capeshit
3. Seems like a good guy

Only God Forgives

BTW he's literally a Jew Nazi

only god forgives

He has the same kind of "movie star" thing as De Niro or Marlon Brando, where you just can't stop looking at him regardless of who or what else is on-screen. I don't know what that is, but I think he's one of very few actors today who has that quality. His work with Refn seems to intentionally push the limits of this, to the point where every other shot can be a 10-second closeup of Gosling doing literally nothing and we'll still accept it and like it

is blue valentine good?

Very good, but it'll make you mad

i'm ready for more ciankino

for you

if i honked your nose would you cry?

he has a really interesting voice irl. he's canadian but has a vaguely but not quite italian tough guy accent or something. and it's fairly deep but he's quiet at the same time. it's just interesting to listen to no homo.

HOEKS!

Jake is bro tier

don't forget euthakino

Do you think Kevin Spacey tried to defile Ryan?

This is truly /ourguy/

He seems autistic and this is exacerbated by his autistic roles; he's also extremely attractive so Sup Forums type people like to projected themselves on him.

>tried
heh

Lars and the Real Girl
Blue Valentine

This is the right answer.

Have Keanu and Gosling ever acted together? Seems like Sup Forums kino in the making.

Jew

Fuck off reddit hug box cunt

The goose is loose

Marlon Brando is /ourguy/
Everyone else is just a meme, a fad. Something to get excited about until they fade away, only to be brought up again years later in ironic nostalgia.

Not Brando. Brando is eternal--years from now, when people you know have children, their children's children will still remember Marlon Brando.

the fuck kinda name is marlon anyways. is he a swordfish wizard?

Is he really that good looking? It seems like he's riding a fame multiplier, and wouldn't really stand out in a line up of "reasonably attractive dudes working the bar at Applebees" types.

He's kinda autistic

the dad in finding nemo was called marlon

>wanna toothpick?
>TAKE IT OFF
>Cells. Interlinked.

He's a jew.

His name was Marlin

Because of his autistic roles.

The Believer has some pretty kino gems when chopped up and removed from the jewish cut. Wish I could get a directors cut, this writer seemed pretty informed about jews.

#metoo

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La La Land and Blade Runner 2049. Seriously that's it. Which is not a bad track record.

don't forget Crazy, Stupid, Love.
bit of a chick flick, but Goose's role is kino. he teaches beta virgin Steve Carell the ways of being a Chad

Better yet, did Ryan pork prime Jena?

The Notebook is getting laid kino. Seriously. It is physically impossible for a girl not to get wet after watching it. I've got to thank the Goose for all of the easy sex.

half