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PAN

NICE AND HOT

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FUCK ME

...Nice.

How do you call that body shape?

Is it fresh or frozen?

Did he have gynecomastia surgery?

nice shoop

here's the real pic

'ZA NICE AND THICK

What was the context here?

Nice. She's the first thing that came to mind when I saw the OP.

fuck me

ITS FUCKING RAW
GO ON SMELL IT

WHY IS THE ICE CREAM FROZEN

FUCKING AMATEUR

*drinks water*
IT'S SO DRY AND BLAND

A KNOB OF BUTTER

*puts more than a knob

EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR MEAL BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU THIS
*dumps vat of chicken grease over the maitre d'*

MEME

NICE AND DEAD

why no one fucks gordon? he says fuck me a lot

Hope its female and she's wearing a white blouse.

>gordon you fucking plonker

>slaps top of hand into other palm

oh god that looks fucking delicious

SIMPLE

FRESH

LOCAL

SHUT IT DOWN

SULFURIC ACID

NICE AND CAUSTIC

RUSTIC

Can any man win an argument against Ramsay? Usually it's all over by the time the "big boy"s come out.

Cocaine nice and withe.
napkin nice and blue.

Beatifully homemade cocaine

SEASON BOTH SIDES

OLIVE OIL

BUTTER

GLAZE FOR ONE MINUTE

REMOVE FROM PAN

OLIVE OIL

SEASON

ADD FRESH PEPPER AND CRUSHED GARLIC

SIMPLE, EASY AND THE KIDS ENJOY IT

>Are your ingredients fresh?
>Yes, absolutely chef, 100%. It's great food.
>*Gordon does 2 minutes of investigation*
>This isn't fresh at all you twat
>Oh no, fresh? No, no, no. We freeze our food and heat it up in the microwave.

Some Americans are retarded enough to think of you buy something fresh and then freeze it, its still fresh.

you forgot that dramatic music.

simple yeah
fresh rustic
it's not fockin rocket science

But what if rocket is in includes in the recipe ?

>it was a fresh frozen

The plank brit.

It's fresh frozen, chef

the "suck in your beer gut until merges with your sternum"

>that feel when no simple rustic hana gf

THAT TORSO IS FUCKING RAW!

*screeching violin intensifies*

yeah, it's like violin slowly dragged across chalkboard

BODY
NICE AND SQUARE

>What kind of body type you want, Chef?
>Just Spongebob my shit up, f4m.
>Say no more.

Why was his South East Asia series so comfy?

holy shit this

I've always been under the impressions that even a tablespoon of butter is a lot and I've seen videos of gordon literally throwing half a stick of butter in a pan

Have I been lied to? Is butter not that bad?

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I miss old Hell's Kitchen. He's way too soft on the contestants in the new seasons.

dying elephant with air horn

>american kitchen nightmares
>*police sirens*
>*fire trucks, ambulances*
>YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS!
>literally nothing happens

American TV was a mistake.
>literal "fistfights" on camera that looks more staged than wrestling

This is what makes shit like Amy's Shit Factory in Kitchen Nightmares extremely overrated. The over the top editing, sound effects, and soundtrack ruin it.

>his hotel show where he went topless in literallly every single episode for several seasons to show he's still fit in his forties

God damn, I love Gordon

uk version was much more comfy.

Same shit happens on HK. They're desperate for viewers.

>Have I been lied to? Is butter not that bad?
"fats are bad for you" is a horrible 80s mantra that will just not go away. Of course you don't want processed fast food grease but butter and the like are great for you. Carbs are 1000x worse

Underrated post

Amy is also related to a former porn actress

same in all american tv

>storage wars
>intense bidding
>people pushing into each other and arguing
>open the locker
>a "bomb" goes off
>people panicking and running

>bomb attacks
That's the european version and it's the news, not storage wars

Well now I'm hard. Fuck off.

He was going through some personal and financial shit in late 2000s/early 2010s so he had a much shorter fuse at the time.

yea butter makes any dish better.

disgusting pleb

>Is butter not that bad?
It's not inherently unhealthy but it's still a fat so its lots of energy for even small amounts.

COCAINE JUICE
FRESHLY SIPHONED

>Gordon says he's never done coke
>Then proceeds to drink pure cocaine water

What a fucking hypocrite

ur welcome

He's never done "coke", he instead does the pure liquid.
Technically it's not a lie.

She always looked like a lady who could suck like a vacuum. It's those lips. I need this in my life.

'member that episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the owner ended up cheating on his wife with one of his workers then killed himself in the Hudson River.

Particularly amusing as Ramsay quipped something like "If you don't change your restaurant your business will be floating down the Hudson"

Daughter, nice and hot

>then """""""""""""""killed himself in the Hudson River"""""""""""""""
it's not a coincidence

>been working in commercial kitchens since he was 16
>"never done coke"

Yeah, and Kevin Spacey never tried to fuck boys other than that one time

That's porridge wog genetics for sure

>brother is a drug addict
I'd say Gordon tried coke a couple of times and he deffo smoked weed on the reg, but he's no cokehead

Do they freeze water to heat it up later?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING GASOLINE

>I didn't know soup of the day was supposed to be a different soup every day

you need gassing

>full size garbage can filled with refried beans

You must be joking

Seriously, what does rustic mean?

>now cocaine
>grab the block, nice and firm
>yes?
>knife, cut, line
>crush, you want that white color there
>taste
>mmmhmm
>now grab your credit card
>see you want it in a small line, it's not rocketscience
>beautiful, rustic
>dollar bill, roll, nice and tight
>and now
>SNIFFFFF
>fuck me

It means old.

Traditional peasant food, fresh local ingredients prepared simply

Porn name?

>before bog & after bog

britney beth/bibi jones, but follow the post chain. it's not the same gril, it's a relative

You want food fix, man of slicers?