This is a whore

This is a whore.

This is a cute.

27yo virgin here, watching the show felt like a kick in the balls.

>even some ugly nigger got a qt
>meanwhile i'm a touchless virgin

it's not about being ugly or not, it's about you being a complete faggot

>Show manages to absolutely turbo-shit on both of /ourguys/ in one season

Was it intentional?

>it's about you being a complete faggot
why? what does that even mean?

You posted this in the last thread too.
Stop.

this was a mistake

This is /ourguy/

Just imagine the pull out. Imagine it

overweight nick drake?

Post the masturbation webms

>27yo virgin
I can't even comprehend how this is possible.

Why did they even bother having her and Steve together

What his Puckman highscore?

She should lose weight. Be like Abbey.

I'd shoot inside her she's like 70 lbs there's no way she'd get pregnant

why?

ugly bony bitch

fuck off fattie
everyone post thin chicks

I know a bloke 28 years old he's fit,decently groomed,has a great job investment banker he's still a virgin.
I guess he's just too pure.

The what now?

Are you extremely ugly/fat?
How is that possible?

That girl is thin and more attractive. The thing in the OP literally has no tits and a sunken in ugly face.

Technically not masturbation, but he's probably talking about webm related. Imagine the Sup Forums shitstorm if the races were reversed.

Don't have sex, it's not rocket science bro

>How is that possible?
Dick not been in a vagina bro

Some guys are too autistic to talk to girls. I'm glad there are beta bitches like them, and homos around. More girls for me.

haha yeah bruh. More pussy for us

H-hah, y-yeah guys! P-pussy, A-am I r-right?

it's simple. you just have to be a racist, misogynistic, insecure and sexist bigot, just like that user.

They don't know

>Stop.
why?

no idea how I got that far, just never knew any girls or talked to any.

>Are you extremely fat?
I'm not fat, like 80kg @ 185cm which apparently is "normal" weight.
>ugly
probably this

shes in a short film about a religious girl dabbling in touching herself!

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>185cm
>not fat
>can't get laid

3/10 bait

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Get a prostitute and stop being a creep

going to a prostitute makes you a creep

no bait, its the truth. I have no idea how any of that shit works.

seems like too much work

>stop being a creep
how?

W-what is she looking for down there?

It's a whole lot better than crying about your virginity on the internet

I'm a fashion model and all my friends think I get laid constantly, but I never do. Never. They always come to me for advice regarding such things and I know nothing, which I tell them but they think I'm joking. Seriously, I'm an unbelievable autist when it comes to these things: recently while drunk I told some girl that I wasn't having a lot of sex (none) and she told me that she'd help me with that, and I declined because I thought she wanted to help me set up an online dating acount or something. Now I realize how stupid I was, but when it'll happen again I'm sure I'll be just as much of a retard.

literally me

stop you faggots, no one believes you.

What is this ?

I don’t think understand this. If faggots are so ashamed of being a virgin why not hire a hooker, most are cheap and as long as you wrap it up you won’t catch nothing, except maybe mono. Good for practice to if your incompetent

Jesus fucking christ, I'm watching this season to see what the hype was about. And half the characters are annoying as fuck doing stupid shit. How do people watch this, every episode makes me angry. Every plot point in the show is moved because of people being retarded

>182cm
>Always weight around 80kg
>Started drinking and going to parties young, around 14-15
>Friends brought girls for me because I was too autistic to do it by myself
>Some where interested and drunk
>still managed to remain virgin until 25

That fatty wouldn't take "I'm too drunk" for an answer

Only roasties think that way. Dumb, feminist roasts who believe prostitution is rape.

elliot rodger made it out alive?
welcome back

It's simple, really. Just be a loner. No friends and no social skills will guarantee that you'll stay a virgin.
And I even "dated" a cute girl once, but I'm too nice, she said I'm just a friend.
Just 4 more years 'till I'll have my magic powers.

Did she fucking spike the drink in a goddamn 8th grade dance?

>overweight nick drake?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that. It's uncanny.

Wait a minute. Black kid bribed him with the date with his sister. But his sister is even younger than him. Was arcade guy not aware of that? Or better yet, he was.

When you look for a wife and not a slut to fuck around with.
It takes some time but you end up witha nice virgin in the end.

Did you even say anything or are you just typing buzzwords, I really can't tell

No, you're just a kissless perma-virgin

Seeing an escort isnt a lot of work, use a website like adultwork.com, find your town, text the qt and they'll tell you their location, then you meet her and bang, I speak from experience because I lost my virginity to an escort and told her she was my first

>I lost my virginity to an escort
jesus fucking christ white men are pathetic.....

Honestly after a point it's just self perpetuating. Even if you get your shit together, once you're like 20, you're probably not going to ever be comfortable having awkward inexperienced sex with someone who's had several partners by that point.

where can i purchase this whore?

fuck that made me chuckle like a madman

thank you user

You should become his fuck buddy

u could cut a tomato with that jawline

>I'm an unbelievable autist
>posts on Sup Forums
Math checks out

There are so many ugly dudes that get laid. Just act like youre confident or find an ugly chick. Get it out of your system. The more you fuck the more you believe in yourself. Other girls will sense it and you just upgrade.

Sup Forums doesn't need more spooky spellingtons

Are you bullshit, user?

doesn't this take place in the 80s?

If she keeps making that face, I'll be anything she wants me to be.

well im 35 and a virgin

so just comprehend a 27yo and add on 7 more years

>he believed the meme

8

Moron.

Teens where you go to school, stick around to your group of "friends" (but who you don't invite you to hang out on the weekends), type away on Sup Forums when you get home, and generally don't leave an impression.

Adulthood where you punch your hours, banter with the colleagues while staying distant because you lack the social skills, type away on Sup Forums when you get home, and generally don't leave an impression.

It's an easy routine for underachievers who got into messy situations when they tried to "break out of their shells", and it doesn't leave any room for making friends, bettering yourself, and meeting girls. And even if you try to meet girls on a Friday night at a bar, you'll be that fumbling creep with no friends that a girl will know is uneasy.

Tada.

jesus, are you literally me?

Well non-descript shit like this is half of Sup Forums already. But yeah seems a lot of this is common to users here, especially the one about having superficial friends who only tolerate you so long as you don't ask to be with them when out of school, and the one about being quiet and people always forgetting who you are.

> american education

>75 replies
>70 of them from creepy, pedophile, virgins
>most of them fat, lazy, and stupd

You will never feel the warm, wet, embrace of a pus pus griping your tiny ween weens will you losers?

>out of school?

I'm 32 so I don't comprehend? Are you some fat fuck in high school? Fat fucks that are under 18 aren't allowed to post here? Got it, fat fuck?

Really it's just the insecure bit that bites you

Nah well out, but HS is the peak of my autism so it's no wonder I get most of my examples from there. Also probably underweight according to a BMI thingy.

I don't think underachiever is the correct word. Those people achieve exactly what their ability allows them to.

Some could do alright for themselves though. I've had more laughs from Sup Forums posters than anyone I've ever meet anywhere else, though I could account that on being here a lot. Some are definitely able to word themselves very well too, at least on writing, so they could have chats for sure. It's just some decided to repudiate all things social since then because of petty scars they're going to obsess over (ie. "muh never had HS romance, hence it's useless to even try now", etc...).

Can someone explain these threads?

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foot game?

There's Soccer and football. Which do you prefer?

Her face is so weird. Jaw aside, she looks like a young woman and a 50 year old woman at the same time. She's barely 20 and has deep as fuck wrinkles. Will age horribly.

yes

Why is there a Nancy gif at the bottom right corner of my screen?

Sure.
Most people find me funny and charming but in 26 years I've never even managed a kiss. Over the years I've just grown content with having friends, it's not so bad. The sexual frustration I can relieve with porn and the feeling of loneliness doesn't hurt as much or frequent as it used to.
I do have a very strong desire for simple phsysical contact (holding hands, hugging, touching) though and a psychiatrist would probably diagnose me with some form of stunted sexual developmemt or something.

Her hair is parted so many different ways

>Teens where you go to school, stick around to your group of "friends" (but who you don't invite you to hang out on the weekends), type away on Sup Forums when you get home, and generally don't leave an impression.
Delete this

he he he u funny, fren...

AAAAAAAHHHH get out of my head!

>implying that Nancy isn't a top tier wiafu

you anons are just jealous of BASED Jonathon

Buthurt at its finest user, probably by Stancyfags
who despite Steve being /ourguy/ are literally cancer.

Just watch, eventually these threads will degenerate into shipfaggotry just like /got/ did and then the mods will nuke on sight

I started dating a few months before I turned 27, and I was always tall, fit, and good looking. Just didn't feel comfortable around people.

I'm 34 now and I've had a bunch of long-term girlfriends and some crazy sex but I still get super anxious starting a conversation with a woman. But I learned you just need to power through the fear and try to get what you want.

What are you guys hate Jonathan so much?