What a dumb concept h-haha

What a dumb concept h-haha......

only 15 years left

12 years left, but i will 100% bang a whore in December if things don't work out

i have a decent job, i'm average looking at worst

it's just the fucking autism and literally 0 friends that have been holding me back ;_;

>tfw deep down I always knew I'd end up like him

What's your job?

I know right? Especially since everyone loses their virginity by 16... hahaha...

Classic uggo in denial. Sorry bro.

When is it too late? 20?

Ah you posted it again

yep early 20s

Take it to /r9k/, betafag.

16 years left. I'm at that point where it kind of bothers me but I also don't really care enough to put serious effort into it

I lost it at 22

It doesn't get better, trust me. It's been a year now since I got my dick wet. Before that it was two years

17 years left

>23
>kissless virgin
>month before turning 24
>decided to try to be social
> it works
>fuck two girls in a time span of a month
>second one becomes my serious GF who I have been with for 10 months

Getting pussy actually ended up being easy when I got over being anti-social.

been there done that

>23 years old and never even kissed a girl
>a few girls had a crush on me, but i was too beta to do anything
>some of my sister's friends were interested in me as well
>went to a online dating platform and girl called me rly good looking
>too insecure to do make any moves

oh well I guess it's autism

how did you do it user?

>oh well I guess it's autism
No, you're just a retard.
>i-i-it's not my f-fault I swear!!!!
Thankfully you'll never breed.

no you dont want to end up like him. he sold off all his shit to be last at bad with an old roastie.

the older you get the less you care.

48 here. so i have everyone here beat.

bad /bat

Well, I never said it wasn't my fault. I thought my post was self-deprecating enough to make that obvious.

Looks like it wasn't.

The thing nobody tells you is that after giving up, everybody you know still quietly judges you no matter how old you get. Doesn't matter what else you have going on in your life. It's like that True Detective quote - past a certain age a man without a family is a bad thing.

how much mana do you have?

The job I have gave me some confidence and I got some what /fit/ which lead to me asking out some girls and one thing lead to another and now I got a GF and am not a virgin.

you can lose it whenever you want
but settling down and having a family is impossible after 25

>impossible
say that to some of these fuckin 50-somethin year olds out there still having kids

you are fucking retarded, and you should consider removing your retarded genes from the gene pool immediately

After I lost mine I came home and helped my dad set up our new DVD player

Hey we're the same age! Exciting!
If it's any help, after you lose your virginity, there's a genuinely a wave of relief as you realise you no longer have to be insecure about it
instead you can be insecure about how late you lost it...

not enough to manifest powers yet.

tho the peace of mind that comes with it is exquisite.

>Be 24
>Invite a random tinder match to a party literally every time I go out for 9 months
>Finally one wants to go
>Think it'll be weird and she'll just ditch me or that she's fat
>She's actually hot and we hit it off and talk outside all night
>She's cold and takes my jacket
>Hold hands as we walk to her car
>Sit in her car until 6am talking and none of it is awkward
>We make out a little
>She's texting me good morning every day now and we have a date arranged on saturday
There's hope boys

I pretended I wasn't antisocial and anything I did that was weird I ignored or made into a joke. People still thought I was crazy but they still wanted to hang out

she probably cant remember all the guys she's fucked.wrap it up and dont "fall in love"

I lost my virginity (and first kiss) a few months ago to an escort (I was 21). I just threw myself into work and school (did pretty good at it) and just hoped it would lead to girls coming to me to deal with my autism: It didn't fucking work.

Listen, to anyone in this thread who's holding back on having sex with an escort because you think you're somehow "wasting" your first time...

JUST FUCKING DO IT

Seriously, it's not the sex itself that feels so good, it's when you leave the building and suddenly you realise that thing that's been holding you back for YEARS will literally never hurt you again. I couldn't wipe the smile off my face for a half a week. I just thirty minutes and £80 I'd done something that might genuinely have saved my life. No more stings about being a virgin, wondering what it was really like, feeling like you were still a failure no matter what else you were good in; it was a liberation.

Besides, it's better your first time is with a hooker anyway - they at least know what they're doing. I've lost count of people who told me how abysmal their first times were, and mine actually felt great. I have literally not felt one tinge of regret that my first time wasn't "Special" in that I didn't do it with someone I'd probably break up with a few years later anyway.

Trust me, they've all had worse than you, so don't think you aren't 'worthy' of one. FFS, it's technically illegal where I live anyway and I was still able to do it in less than twelve hours from decision to sex.

There's probably at least one user reading this (a year ago, I would have been one) who's holding back for some reason like this. If you're reading this

JUST

FUCKING

DO

IT (her)

8 years left

5 years left

18,19

14

Escorts don't count

Well fuck

had sex at 19 and havent put my dick in pussy since. just blowjobs and bondage for the last 10+ years

>tfw also 17 years

If you didn't develop the skill of forming romantic relationships by early adulthood, it becomes almost impossible to do so later in life.

Fucked a couple hookers at 26. It was pretty boring without exchanging fluids.

Since then I stopped caring.

You're not doing it for brownie points, you're doing it to realize that sex itself isn't anything special, it's just penis getting into a vagina. That's a nice thing to know and you don't believe it until you do it.

that's not the reason
after 25 you won't find a decent female for making a family

11 years. 29 in January. Can't wait for those wizard powers in a year.

But seriously if I turn 30 and still haven't lost it, I'll buy a hooker.

why not go for younger women?

Sure you can. You just won't because your game is nonexistent.

Never too late lad. I lost it this year with 13 left

It literally doesn't count.

>cherished trips

dude just buy a hooker.

Just hire an escort. I did that. Now I'm only kissless.

I don't care. I just want to know what the big deal is.

Not yet.

>"haha once you fuck your first girl, it's smooth sailing from then on brah xD"
Whoever created this meme should be shot against a wall.

If anything, it gets worse because you have less motivation to do it now.

sorry man

Don't worry. You'll get it when your 13. Just wait a few more years.

>tfw I'm too much of a pussy to get an escort

I'm an attractive guy with a micropenis that goes swimming every day and lifted for 6 years consistently. I get girls hitting and flirting with me and rejecting them is as close to sex as I'll ever get. I once tried to masturbate thinking about some of the girls i rejected and instead started crying and wishing I didn't have a micropenis and then went to sleep.

Have you tried turning into a girl?

This pretty much. Now I've got it off my shoulders, and I just choose to feel happy about myself not being a virgin, rather than trying again and instead having my confidence going to shit for being called a "creep/loser/weirdo"...

same as you bro, sounds good, maybe ill just get hammered at new years at the local dive bar and go home with a milf, happened once before but i puked and had a crazy whisky dick.

You'd still be a social virgin and nothing would change. The whole reason that its such a big deal to lose your virginity is that it shows you possessed desireable traits that were attractive to someone and were chosen to let you fuck them over someone else, that's why its called "becoming a man." Its basically another stage of coming of age, even if its some one night stand with someone it still showed that you had desireable traits in yourself. Fucking a hooker is like using a cheat code because you skipped the challenging part, so you'll be unsatisfied, and you wasted your first time with some meth head who's only interested in a business transaction.

I'm too masculine. I'm literally the last guy you'd think would have a microbeen from first appearances. Tall, broad shoulders, hairy, deep voice, muscular etc... the worst moments were back in high school when people would joke about me having a monster cock based on nothing.
Oh and I'm not a girl or a gay, i'm heterosexual and male so no plans for trap surgery.

I actually visualized all that of that and it made me smile, i hope things work out man

22 years

i'm still a youngfag but uh oh

16.5 years left for me. I try not to worry about it too much now that I realize almost all women cheat. It's not worth the humiliation. I'd rather be celibate than be cheated on.

Why is "creep" the worst insult known to man brehs? I swear you could say anything to me and I wouldn't budge, but call me creep (especially be a girl) and I'd be considering suicide for a whole month.

Because your a creep haha. I'm a girl by the way

>had sex last night
>realised I don't enjoy sex
>just want to cuddle
What do Sup Forums? How do I get qt cuddle bunnies?

tell girls that you're gay, in a long-distance relationship so they don't try to set you up
it might work in theory

>that goes swimming every day and lifted for 6 years consistently
What a weird way to describe yourself. No wonder you're a virgin.

>user why are you grinding me I thought you were gay!

>tfw I banned myself from going on r9k so now these threads are the only times I can relate to people

>dude just be social LMAO
it's not a fucking choice for us, nigger

Are you me? I am 26 atm. lost my virginity to a hooker at 21 too. Didn't regret it.

>spent effort into getting laid
>get laid in about 2 weeks
>highly overrated and not worth all the drama and responsibility and risks
>mfw my sex session was 10x better than most people , and fucked from like midnight until the sun came up
>most people who hype endlessly about how AMAAZZZING sex is are limp wristed little impotent faggots who lazily push against their partner until climax or only last like all of 2 minutes
>people literally devote their entire lives just to get laid

get a hobby niggers, its a better use of your time
women are worthless in society now, sex is overrated, women fake orgasms and lay there like a dead fish as guys do 100% of the effort

When girls ask you out, ask them if they're ok with you having a micropenis. I'm serious.

It's better to weird out 99 girls and find a qt who doesn't care about john size than to live life in torture.

Literally turning 32 tomorrow. I kissed a girl once during childhood and I hugged a few girls during hs drama class. I haven't had a casual conversation with a girl in over a decade not counting my sister.

I don't even care anymore I quit fapping in my mid twenties and can't even remember the last time I had a boner or was attracted to something.

>20 years left
>I'm in college too

Of course they mind if you ask them. He shouldn't ask.

>this entire post

Well I'm glad it's nlot too painful for you. Happy birthday bro :)

I second this. The only issue is that bear in mind that a lot of the girls will think he's joking and that it's some sort of cocky shit test

he has nothing to lose by it and everything to gain. who gives a fuck what they think?

>he has nothing to lose
What is the reputation of being a micro-dicked poor sod for 200$?

Seriously, user's main issue is apparently that he doesn't want this to get out, so why would he rave about it to every girl he meets?

Thank you! I got a fine job, some savings and a good family, some nieces and nephews. It's certainly a missing piece in my life but others have more serious ones so I don't dwell on it.

Maybe one day I'll find a companion or something but I don't worry about sex anymore thank god.

Didn't get any pootie tang til my senior year

Frankly this is a ridiculous consept since prostitutes exist

that's more of a woman's problem.

a man without a family after the age of 25 can be a dangerous thing.

>college is the best time of your life!
Don't waste it user ;).

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congratz, and unlike you i could get laid if i wanted to, but its literally pointless, women are worthless and offer nothing, a fucking hole is all they are

I lost mine at 26. Well, I paid a hooker when i was 21 but that doesn't count

>finally have sex at 25.
>suddenly lose all interest after I realize sex isn't a big deal

Porn lied to me!

Sex with a prostitute is much different than sex with a willling partner. The emotional connection is just as important to some as the physical one.

Being a virgin goes deeper than just not having sex. It's proof that you are seen as an incompatible mate to the opposite sex and you are biologically useless.

This can be crushing to a man on a primitive level. With human's advanced emotions it can cause major problems to our psyche.

I dunno man, I've had sex with escorts before and always felt much better afterwards

26 here
All my friends have girlfriends/wives and 'grown up' The chance of us all going out and me getting some lucky random sex is null. Literally beyond saving now unless I pay for an escort or something.

Just go find a bimbo on Craigslist if you're that desperate and retarded. Alternatively you could try out with guys and let them do all the work.

WELL DAD DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GRADUATE FUCK