OFFICIAL STRANGER THINGS POWER RANKING, ALL OTHER RANKINGS ARE WRONG AND PROBABLY DOGSHIT
>God Tier
1.Steve and Dustin(the cucked bros)
>Great Tier
2.Jim, Samwise Gamgee, Weyland-Yutani Corporation Doctor
>Okay Tier
3.Lucas
4.Mad Max
>Meh Tier
5.Nancy and the Autist
6.Winona Ryder
>Shit Tier
7.Mike and Eleven
8.Will
>What the acutal fuck absolute Dogshit tier
9.Pajeeta and the Sex Pistols
>Meme Tier
Mike's mom and dad, discount Zac Effron, Mr Clarke, Journalist Jew
prove me wrong
i am actually on board as fuck with this list, good job. i'd move nancy up and separate her from jonathan but nice.
>mike in shit-tier
>not god-tier
yikes
Winona Ryder is fuckin awesome, she deserves to be higher than this.
Also fuck Mike.
Good list.
No one gave a shit when you made this thread the first time OP. Maybe there is something wrong with you
Yeah what the fuck was with that episode with anarchists and 008?
A whole episode wasted.
>Redditor Things
Winona should be in "why wasn't she more sweaty and in her underwear when exorcising the mind flayer" tier
Mike was pretty awful this season, most of his screentime was
>muh eleven
His only good bits were being a good friend to Will.
Notice how there was one extra episode this season? That's because that episode was what they call a "backdoor pilot".
Get ready for the spinoff and season four crossover, goyim.
Mike a shit.
Stranger Things threads prove how much underage b&d’s and redditors are on this board.
redditor here, whats b&d?
Fuck. This is so obvious now.
He's a Sup Forumsedditor trying to fit in and doesn't know it's just "b&". He's a sad piece of shit and I hope his mother gets raped by a pack of wild Lucases.
SEETHING
>Based Mr. Clarke anything but Elder God tier
Pretty shit list desu
>lucas
>not in shit tier
All the kid does is start fights with the others. Really hope he gets written out of the show, no one would even notice. Same with Will.
The Mike Lucas beef in season 1 was kid drama kino. They fucked it all up in s2 by not knowing how they wanted Mike to fit in to their forced love triangle.
Nice non rebuttal after obviously getting caught you triggered Sup Forumseddit faggot. ;^)
I would stick Billy up there in great tier he is a pretty decent character
>Mike
>shit tier
The guy did everything right, his lashing out was perfectly understandable, it never compromise the group safety and he actively helped speed up the resolution of the conflict by being a REALLY good friend to Will.
He basically figured it out how the Eldrich Monster worked single handedly.
In the meanwhile, Dustin was petting a Demogorgon and Lucas was hitting on Max
>muh daddy issues Henry Bowers lite
Meh.
He really was the only one of the kids that wasn't a turbofaggot this season.
this.
Fuck off, pedo.
I give also a pass to Dustin because DustinxSteve was a god tier coupling
kek the police chief is a shitty parent
Nope, Netflix just released the canon best character list which ranks characters by a combination of their likeability and character development and it is as follows
>Transcendental Tier (These characters cannot be ranked alongside the other characters because they are centerpieces of the show)
Bob
Eleven
>Rankable characters (best to worst)
Steve
Hopper
Conspiracy Jew
Will
Lucas
Max
s1 Johnathan
Joyce
Doc
Dustin
s2 Johnathan
Nancy
Funshine
Kali
Other Homeless characters
Wheeler family as a whole
Max's Bro
Max's Dad
Irredeemable garbage
Mike Wheeler (s2)
I don't think people give Max enough credit, in my opinion the actress did a great job, especially on that one scene in the bus junkyard. it's probably because she's a girl or because she kissed the black kid, still I think people here will warm up to her next season
also reminder that she didn't want to kiss anyone, jewish producers forced her
you could tell Finn was so not into it this season, it was obvious
>my feet hurt
>Millie won't stop mugging for the camera
>I wish I was with my bros from IT
>Winona Ryder is fuckin awesome
She's awful, only has one expression - confused cat lady
She can get the pipe though. Imagine slapping those big ol jewbs around while doing Nazi role play and calling her an oven dodger. Goddamn.
Billy is literally /myguy/ fuck off
Show us on the doll where your dad hurt you.
>>God Tier
>1.Steve and Dustin(the cucked bros)
OP you're okay.
No. He is forever untouchable because of the Halloween photo scene with mom. He was visibly embarrassed by his little sister's taunts and still tried tor strike his pose. His nuanced self-conscious expression after getting called a nerd was hilarious.
>Elder god tier
Billy's dad
Jonathon detected
>tfw Nancy acts like an indecisive whore again next season and cheats on Jonathan with a demogorgon
I hope Steve puts his bat through her head.
Jonathon got hurt by his dad too. Lot of daddy issues going around on this show.
You're not even my real dad
Nancy/Mike's parents are great, need to be given more screentime
Dad got cucked by Billy Boy
Maybe I can be your gf (demogorgon) tonight.
>get hyped for ice cold villain at intro of ep 1
>ep8
>muh wacky gang
>muh righteous vengeance
>muh sister
What a waste.
o-ok
>Samwise Gamgee
>Weyland-Yutani Corporation Doctor
Mike is shit.
I was SO SURE Bob was a secret agent from the goverment sent to keep tabs on the family and make sure they tell nothing to no one.
But then Bob would actually fall in love for them, and when they get in danger, he would act like a badass shooting demogorgons and shit.
Same. I'm super pissed he actually was a great guy and they killed him like that. Bob didn't deserve that shit man.
he wanted an even more gruesome death
Yeah, only one of two emotinal scenes this season for me.
The second one being Dustin in the ball at the end...
Why did they thought it would be a good idea to throw a whole episode in the trash this season?
>God Tier
Dustin and Steve together
Hopper
Steve alone
Byer Mom
>Great Tier
Bob
Surprisingly helpful Doctor
Mike
Dustin
Eleven
>Good Tier
Jonathan
Lucas
Nancy
Matthew Modine "Papa"
>Decent, but not fleshed out enough tier
Max
Billy
Will
>Meh Tier
Joyce
>Shit tier
The Lost Boys ripoff
Why is 008's face so chubby
I don't understand
>Mr. Clarke in meme tier
>Mad Max in okay tier
fuck you
>Byer mom in god tier
>Joyce in meh tier
You do know these are the same person right? I assume you meant to put Mike and Nancy's mom in God tier. their last name is wheeler.
reddit show who cares
Yeah, that's what I meant. Winona is attractive, but her character is meh.
old hag
>it's a "demon dogs break through a 6 inch steel door" episode
>God tier
Hopper and Steve
>Why the fuck am I even watching this tier
Everyone else
Imagine this being your first kiss.
XD YOU POSTED IT AGAIN! UPVOTED!
im not gay so no thanks user
Hes literally the best looking one from the kids
>Elder God Master Tier
Steve and Dustin
>Irrelavent Tier
Everyone else
Nice bait
Bob turned out to be one of my favorite characters but his death was telegraphed so fucking hard you could smell it over an open dumpster baking all day in a 120° Phoenix sun
Ugh you uncultured LOW IQ swine. Please let me enlighten you.
Gods among Gods tier:
>Dustin
>Steve
God tier:
>Bob
>Hopper
>Jewish Doctor
Great tier:
>Winona
>Nancy
>Eleven
>Arcade manbaby
Okay tier:
>Mike
>Communist conspiracy theorist
Bad tier:
>Will
>Max
>Jonathan
Shit tier:
>Lucas
>Poo in Brain + 80s tumblr crew
A singularity in the space-time continuum of shit tier:
>Max's brother
are we rating the characters or the actors
Don't understand how Bob isn't consistently rated the GOAT. Name one [1] more positive male role model for kids in a series or movie released after 2010.
Perfect if you switch Bob and Dustin and then move will up one tier.
Mike should be great tier
>season 3 has a crossover episode where the kids from Stranger Things meet the ones from IT
How would this make you feel?
Mike is based. He’s the only kid who understand what was going on with he upside down thing
Nancy is literal shit
>MY BOY
MY BOY
>MY BOY
>whitey's favourite is the episode with the cucked bros
who wouldve thunk
He still put up a few pretty good scenes after Eleven retuned. And I like how he cried when telling Will the first time they met
...
Is Finn gonna be dressed up as 2 different characters and interact with each other? A Mike and Richie scene sounds fun
could've been if it wasn't for that big ass nose
>ywn have a max gf growing up
I bet he was considering about dumping her when he saw her like that
Nigger
>Transcendent
Bob
>God
Steve
Steve/Dustin
Dr Jew
>Great
Cocaine mom
Hopper
Nancy
Dustin
Conspiracy Jew
>Good
Mike
Nancy
Hopper's deputies
>Okay
Giant black Diversity Crew enforcer guy, based on that single shot of him with his arms crossed
Max
Cocaine brother
>Bad
Nancy's dad
>Waste of time
Eight
Diversity Crew
>PUNISHED
Will
Billy
Eleven
Millie is such lucky actress
Poo in loo genes
Eddie could live out his fantasy of getting fucked by two Richies.
Love triangle between Mike Richie and Eddie
>discount Zac Effron
Don't forget about based discount Zac Effron's dad for calling him a faggot.
The rankings are pretty much all fair as long as
>Curry Curry Hot'n'Hurry
is ranked at the bottom.
The writing was uneven and plot servicing at the expense of characters enough that noone really came out perfect/consistent
In certain shots and lighting I could swear she had a mustache.
OFFICIAL FINAL LIST
>God
Hopper
Shadow Monster
Dustin's Mom (pure and innocent, a real sweetie)
>Great
Gov doctor
Steve
>Good
Mike
Bob
>Decent
Eleven
Max
Max's bro
Jew
>Eh
Winona Ryder
Lucas
Dustin
Will
Nancy/Will's bro
>Shit
Everyone in episode 7
Why did Bob have to die? Couldn't he just ran towards the door instead of making prolonged eye contact that took one too many seconds?
Shitty writing.
>That moment when Steve unofficially officially joined The Party.
journalist jew for best meme character