Heatin' Up in Clown Town Edition. What's in store for the gang this week? Will Big Bev make it out ok? Will Ally massacre the Richard Spencer Squad? Find out this week on American Horror Story: Clownin' Around
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Is there an episode tonight??
Drumpf lmao
*ominous hat music*
Do you think tonights episode will be Halloween themed?
Yeah I think they might have people dressed up in clown Halloween costumes
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Lmao Kai is just completely batshit at this point
Damn it must feel powerful running a successful cult.
>real power is getting people to voluntarily kill themselves on command
so now he's emulating Hassan?
All these space monkeys are pretty hot. I assume they all got Kevin Spacey'd by Ryan Murphy for their parts?
Is that another cult?
>speedwagon
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
sort of
Hassan-i Sabbah was the founder of the first group to be known as assassins. An old tale of Hassan concerned a meeting he had with a noble where Hassan ordered one of his people to literally just walk off a balcony to prove of much loyalty and power he had over his people
Everything is a Jojo reference these days.
Lmao this is getting ridiculous to the point of hilarity
Why does it always go shit midway season?
>Directed by Angela Bassett
Neat!
Murphy has no fucking idea how to close, he always shits the bed near the end without question
ORE NO STANDO DA
Lesbian George Zimmerman really has become a better character.
Is Paulson gonna fuck Billie now to get revenge on Pill?
FOR WHAT, FUCKING MY WIFE?
Wikihow shoutout!
>I found this on wikihow
>how to escape a cult
"How to escape a cult" on WikiHow LMAO
Did Ryan Murphy know he was making a comedy?
wikihow.com
>14 steps
I can’t decide if this season was supposed to be as ridiculous and hilrious as it is
What happened to the Valerie Solanas's girlfriend? It was revealed she was working with Kai to manipulate the women and then we never heard from her ever again. What was her real deal?
It was so fucking random (and hilarious) how one episode, the cult was varied and diverse, and in the next episode they're all Richard Spencer cosplayers bullying the ladies.
This season has really rubbed most of the SJWs the wrong way. I know a handful of people that have dropped this show and made paragraph long Facebook complaint posts about it. The Lena Dunham episode was too much for some people because they were mad that she would turn her back on the community and depict women like that. Others watched the first episode and could not watch after that.
Considering Andy Warhol didn't actually die from gunshot wounds I think it's safe to assume she was full of shit, she may not have even known her
Fuckin ayy
a fight
a fight
between a black and a white
if the white don't win
we'll all jump in
It never said that Andy died from the gunshot.
It may be too self-aware for Murphy to do this, but I highly doubt that Warhol was that openly sexist. Valerie is likely an unreliable narrator.
how stupid are these cultists?
he's not going to poison his own power base, this is a test of loyalty
Will the black woman suddenly become the most important character and "save the day" like last season.
If this is actually poison I'll eat a dick ffs. Fucking lmao kai is insane but he's not a retard
...
>It's a 72 minute episode tonight*
45 minutes after commercials.
I think this is the second time this season the AHS thread has gotten a magical get.
There's 2 episodes left, it's not poison.
GOD DAMN KAI IS THE U;TIMATE TROLL!
HES LIKE JACK SPARROW LEVELS OF TRICKERY!
CANT TELL IF HE REAL OR CRAZY
checked and kekked
Checked.
How many episodes are left?
See
Checked
I was a bit freaked out when someone told me that's Cher's (((son)))
If he fucks that little boy...
That would certainly make this the wildest season ever.
>son
VERY avant garde VERY surreal
The little boy is Kai's son. He donated sperm when he was a wastoid. He's the anti-Christ Kai is looking for.
>Kai might legit be his father
WHEN WILL THIS RUSE TRAIN END?
EL OH EL Mr. Kai's wild ride never ends
Is Kai behind literally everything that happens in this world?
He has omniscience on the level of Jigsaw holy fuck
>1237 is the house number on the door
THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD
Is Vince Russo booking this?
Please, like he could come up with this many swerves.
...
I don't know, we're on the verge of 2000 WCW bad.
ok the wine is poisoned, but what is Paulson's endgame here?
get everyone in a hospital then take the child and run while Kai's actions are limited in the public eye?
Ivy is gonna die
Oh come on, this isn't bad. It is just fun and ridiculous.
Poisoned spaghetti boys
All I've been thinking about all season is how Ally could go murder all of the cult members and it would be the greatest end possible. I really think it's gonna happen, and her wife might be first
Alison Pill has some really nice titties. Her face sometimes seems to small for her head though.
She has the whole Haley Joel Osment face thing going on.
Arsenic doesn't work nearly that fast.
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
DAMNNNN This is the best season ever!
thats what i was thinking this whole season. she accidentally posted a topless pic on twitter and her tits don't look nearly as good
NANI?!
Still think that?
So much of this season has been unintentionally funny, but that scene was unironically amazing
Of course, I am along for the ride. Lets see how weird we can get.
>accidentally
She's on her back though. We need to see her standing up and topless to be sure.
IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
Jim Jones was found shot. Whether he did it himself...
Oh fuck. It's Jesus Christ. Also played by Even Peters.
This whole fucking season man.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Also, Jesus wtf
>being undone by a millennial with a phone and wikipedia
JESUS AND FAKE NEWS
>Kai will be undone by some little shit who grew up on mobile phones
Damn he got btfo by a 10 year old on wikipedia!
He actually lost his calm demeanor from a child
>Whores get no cookies
Sarah looks pretty good in those jeans.
Also I wouldn't mind sucking Speedwagon's dick.
WOMYN 2 WOMYN
I can't stop laughing at Speedowagon-kun.
>she impregnated herself with his legit child this time
>Cult gets unraveled by wikipedia
LOL Playing kai like a fucking fiddle!
Looks like even Kai can be Tricked
>robot getting played by a roastie
WHEW what a fucking wild ride.
I was worried about them shitting the bed but they really turned it around. This was one of the best episodes.
Two episodes left. Please don't fuck this up, Ryan. We have a chance to not only have the best season since Asylum but also the best season period.
Oh please, it will be revealed that the woman working at the sperm bank had been in the cult since the beginning as a sleeper agent.
Shes got some pretty wide hips
>What happened to the Valerie Solanas's girlfriend? It was revealed she was working with Kai to manipulate the women and then we never heard from her ever again. What was her real deal?
She's back next episode! It's not going to be an abandoned story line after all! This will be the best season ever if they don't fuck up the finale.
It seems the uploaders on my torrent site even have a life :^(
I think Kai will survive the season based on a rumor that Peters will also play Charles Manson. They showed him playing the cult leaders who died with the cult but not yet Manson who outlived his group
>Episode begins with Kai railing on about dangerous websites, smart phones and candy crush. Wants to censor the internet
>Episode ends with Kai's plans nearly foiled by kid with a smartphone and Wikipedia
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