QUIPS

>Uh, you guys should probably start running now

> Ew, snakes!
> Nazis... These guys are real jerks.

>welp, i'm probably about to die

>You gotta do plug the (technical complicated word) into the (techinal complicated word)

>In English Please

>me talk first? This the part where I talk?

>That's Dusty, my 'ol horse
Jesse James as he turned his back on death

Carmella could you please open the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>In Portuguese please doc

Not quippy enough

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TARS set quips to 100%

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>Not quippy enough
takes one to know one.

>'The mustache looks good on you', they said...

>you have my spadroon

>where the heck do you think you're going big fella?

This is a big mine

>and my spoon! xD

>I saw space lasers
>[silence]
>and?

>nice cult you guys have going on here... NOT

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>>I saw space lasers
>Oh yeah, i saw them too! Some guy made a blog where he shows edits of all the 24/7 footage recorded and send from the several space stations. Quite interesting stuff really. Isn't it amazing that we can enjoy such beauty from the safe comfort of our homes?

Wrong thread

>you're fat and ugly and i'd rather fuck DiCaprio
>oh yeah? Well, you're mom didn't complain last night!

>[italian accent] imma make him-a offa he can refuse
>Ha.

*your
damn

good shit, keep it up

Alright, all good. Wait, that's NOT good!

>Well if you ask me... looks like George Done Kirked his head on the pipe

I never understood why they couldn't save him there. Boromir had a shield, him and aragorn could get him up instead of crying and running.

>Was getting caught part if your plan?
>Duh! No shit Sherlock.

>I am the Senate
>Umm you're not a building full of senators, buddy

>Isildur!


>And your other ring

>Do you like our owl?
>Weird Al? Love that guy!

ORC BANE?

why are you running? aragron could like solo all the these

Hi I'm nate and here to fornicate

Hi I'm Lex and I'm here for a sex

circumvent my gun!

>fly, you fools!
>fly the ring into mordor on the eagles!

Why didn't they just obey Gandalf's orders?

my lord sauron the great bids thee welcome

>Luke! I fucked your mom, dude!

>And your other staff...

>[Hits the tiger]
>That's the Pi formula, bitch!

>Say hello to my little friend!

What did you say? It's hard to understand you with all the apparatus

>is she with you?
>I don’t know that whore, I didn’t invite her here and I think she should leave

>I'm bringing the party to you

user..

>PERCEIVE MY ATTEMPT!

>last one at the gate has to sniff sauron's fart

>Weird Al? Yeah, I love classical music!

That Balrog had not right to exist anymore, it was literally Gandalf's job to go godmode and kill it.

get fucked you fat thumbed bitch

>that balrog had no right to exist

OYYYYY VEEEEEYYY

>IDONTKNOWWHYHESAVEDMYLIFEMAYBEINTHOSELASTMOMENTSHELOVEDLIFEMORETHANHEEVERHADBEFORENOTJUSTHISLIFEANYBODIESLIFEMYLIFEALLHEWANTEDWASTHESAMEANSWERSTHERESTOFUSWANTWHEREDOICOMEFROMWHEREAMIGOINGHOWLONGDOIGOT

Uncharacteristically unfunny thread tbqhwuf

Wow!

Hi I'm Sneed and I'm here to feed

Good day, my name is Aiken and I've come for love-makin'.

this

did you just throw a giant frisbee at me? wtf i'm supposed to be a spider not a dog...

HahahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Witch-King: No man can kill me.
>Eowyn: I am no man!

lmao dude so gay

>Witch-King: No man can kill me.
>Eowyn: Did you just assume my gender??

>for this biggest disgrace I'm soo going to get you fired

This is the best one.

>talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening

gimme tha ring nigga

>In two years it will be 2019, the setting of the original Blade Runner.

>DUDE WEED LMAO

>I am a trap!

>You're slightly taller than average american

It was either you or laundry... the men can take care of it .. the laundry I mean.

>stab

*faint "you go girl!* in the background.

>in comparison to you

>if they ever remake LotR this is probably what the dialogue will be like

I'm Chuck and I'm here to Seed and Feed

Get 'em, I'm bored. I'll call Ittin.

> there...is...another....Fellowship...

>An African-American?

>and your OTHER African-American

fucking smiling like an idiot thanks user

I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrectad herr

Oh darn, forgive me

Gondor has no ki- Sorry, Gondor has no SMOking. Meant that for Gandalf...

>You're a big guy
>For you

>Ever have one of those days?

>Good luck everyone

>Sam picks up Frodo, looks at the camera
>"Eh, it's a living"

just so good

why tho

>My green card is still valid you fuckers!!

*record scratch*
>Yep, that's us. You're probably wondering how we ended up in this situation.
>Well, to explain that, we're gonna have to go back.
*rewind to elementary school getting hit with spitballs*
>Whoa, too far back!

Forgive you for what? Our fathers told us to be proud of our girthy penises.

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>I'm trying to casually stroll across this road, but no, you have to come along in you're big metal beep-beep-vroooom box and disturb my relaxing walk!