Do people here really go to the theater alone?

Do people here really go to the theater alone?

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Just got movie pass. Eh it's a bit weird, but nice to go and see movies your friends wouldn't be into and check out theaters around the area.

>2017
>giving money to Rapellywood
problematic OP

>going to the theatre at all
>paying 25 dollars to see a film
>watching 15 minutes of ads before a film
>having your face captured on CCTV
>getting arrested for violating house arrest

Sup Forums is dumb as fuck

>film is a social experience
We literally spend all day discussing films on the Internet

Only permavirgins

do ppl actually still go to the theater?


i think the last movie i saw in public was Titantic or saving private ryan

or no, it was that movie where robert down jr played teh nigger

which was wat, 2007?

and even that i was dragged to

who is this bitch?

abigailshapirosoprano.com/

What am I gonna do, jack off in the theater with a friend?

That super fucking gay, man.

i saw the webm of her laughing and her mellums are magnifique
shame that there isnt very much of her on the net

i pay for three seats, that way no one can sit next to me

Stop posting this bitch all over Sup Forums and Sup Forums

I want to marry her. How would I go about making that happen?

if you bring the right kind of friend you won't have to jack off

Me on the left.

Thanks for the life story and the dumb question, really got the ol' noggin scratchin'

>Manhattan School of Music

guess ill go see her

Hahaha fuck no that'd be pathetic, I go with my mom.

...not kidding.

>she will never look at you like this
fuck this gay earth

czeched
>watching 15 minutes of ads before a film
this, paying to see ads is the ultimate cuckery
going to the movies takes more time than watching a movie on tv and that is something

I checked Manhattan School of Music's box office

I don't see the performances shes gonna be at...

the screen is so big tho

Chop your foreskin off and convert to Orthodox Judaism.

The only time I've ever gone alone is to see the final IMAX showing of Blade Runner 2049 at my theater, before Geostorm replaced it. It was at almost 11pm on a Thursday night and the only person I interacted with was the girl who ripped my ticket.

I do it all the time, very relaxing.

>conditioned to hide her giant kike nose

Fuck Ben Shapiro, and fuck his sister.

fuck you krager
nobody likes you

You know nobody talks about films on Sup Forums
the closest you get is pedos using the name of a film a child actress was in as an excuse for posting every picture that has ever been taken of her

Is singles policy really a thing in Burgerland? One of the most retarded things I've ever heard.

no you retard
but it is in britbongistan
if youre going to be a retarded faggot at least be accurate

This

>tfw no fem-Ben gf

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Yeah. I used to go with my sister ever since we were kids but were both 30ish now and don't see each other as often... kinda sucks because nudging each other and pointing out flaws is one of my favorite parts of going to the theaters.

her nose is like 90% of the real estate of her face

>Orthodox
they're not orthodox

Ben in drag

Yeah but it works for her. Besides she reminds me of my mom.

We get it you're a redditor pretending to be an old man.

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Italian/greek or kike?

She's really excited about my 6.3 inch goy cock.

She looks like a genuinely nice woman

Plus epic Jew-tits are a bonus

I think kike but my mom was a sunday school teacher so it was probably only genetically.

>9
Apparently so

FINE ILL PLAY YOUR GAME

>6.3 inches
Are you 10?

And her tits are like 90% of the weight of her body

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what the FUCK was the context of this

like a million faces in a couple seconds.

its called acting
you should try it sometime

fuckin kek

oooh

this one is better
imgur.com/a/09ieS

>you aren't an actor
>but you should try acting

good one, sport.

yes, i go to the theater alone hoping that i will sitt next to a nice girl every time and start chatting with her about the movie. Its a good way to get to know girls

>your going down goy

do you retards actually think that's her? i thought it was a dumb meme at first but you faggots keep posting this girl and it's really not funny cause it barely even looks like her

>Sup Forums is retarded

whoa!

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I lost all desire to see movies in theatres after I stopped looking at promotional material.

MASSIVE FUCKING TITTIES

here we go

Someone try and screencap this video where she isn't pulling a retarded face, for research purposes.

yea but she is hot

BEAR JEW

>didn't know it was shapiro's sister
oh god fucking damnit all i can see is ben with big jewbs now

Yes.