Watch some movies with gf

>watch some movies with gf
>realize Sup Forums was right all along

>she doesn't understand any metaphors, even the cliche ones or when they are pretty much explained to the audience by the characters
>every time any kind of subtle cue or foreshadowing happens "What did that mean?" "Why did he say that?"
>constantly asks questions about the characters that were already very obviously answered in the movie either visually or through dialogue, like why is the antagonist so mean?
>audibly gasps and says OH NO whenever anything sudden happens
>needs me to explain the whole story afterwards
I wish I was gay. I wouldn't have to put up with these dumb whores.

>gf

stopped reading

/r9k/ pls go

>mocking your girlfriend just to impress your make believe Sup Forums friends

Christ what a fucking loser

>gf
get out.

>watch movies with your bros
>do other shit with your gf

Your fucking mistake. You don't watch movies like that with your girlfriend just like you don't watch them with children or your mother.
I've been in a relationship for 10 years and my beat tip is to ask yourself "Would I watch this with my little sister/mother?" before picking a movie. This way you'll end up with simple, wholesome mivies that don't require you to think much and is family friendly.

That way you won't end up with an unsatisfactory viewing experience and your girlfriend won't feel alienated. Watch everything else on your own/with competent people.

Or just find yourself intelligent and quick-minded.

I teased her about it to her face and she laughed it off. Don't assume other people are as fragile as you.

>watching evil dead 2 with gf
>God this is so dumb
>I can't take this seriously
>Is this supposed to be scary? Pff

NO IT FUCKING ISN'T YOU IDIOT

Yes because you attract morons. That's your fault.

Cool blog. Subbed. Keep us up to date with the latest haps with the gf movie watching.

how about you watch something both of you want to watch

>This way
>That way

You're pretty simple aren't you? Learn other phrases.

>being upset that your gf doesn't like your overrated reddit flicks

>gf

why are people still doing this?

A lot of free thinkers out there resisting the gay meme

literally this way shut up

the frequent sex and companionship

Hurrdurr, what is rhyming semantics?

>free thinking
>resisting the gay meme
lad you got your memes wrong

I tried to show an ex Monty Python's Meaning of Life. We couldn't even get past the intro with the office pirates. I know not all women are this stupid, but the stereotype exists for good reason.

Male friends are for intellectual conversations and other enjoyable activities.
Women are for sex, breeding, and taking care of the home.

i watched james bond with my mom and she just said she wished idris elba was playing bond and left me to go to a halloween party dressed as a wonder woman gosh dangit

Can I borrow that pickup line?

borrow this *unzips duck*

You probably think eating food is a meme too.

>he eats food
ur still in 2005

ah-boo-boo

suck me bihtch

That would be highly inadvisable. Being both blunt and honest with women isn't going to lead to much success.

Post it and I'll consider

>have more engaging conversations about films with former highschool athlete chad pal than his self-described intellectual artsy gf
its not like he was really into film either, he just had some like basic understanding of the idea that fiction presents itself on multiple levels that she didn't

its a surprise

Well. No shit.

LeL

Coward