We're pleased to announce that this year's Starbucks holiday cup just has a porg on it

>We're pleased to announce that this year's Starbucks holiday cup just has a porg on it

>This year's cup actually marks a big change for us. You see, in recent years, Starbucks has become one of the weirder battlegrounds in what some call the "culture wars." Each holiday season, people get incredibly mad about the design we have chosen for our cup, deeming it "not Christmas-y enough" or "sacrilegious" even though our cups are not specifically intended to celebrate Christmas.

>Well, we at Starbucks are tired of constantly receiving faxes of the nativity scene photoshopped onto a Peppermint Mocha. In lieu of engaging in the "culture wars" this year, we thought we'd give another battleground a try: Star Wars.

>And that's why this year's Starbucks holiday cup just has a porg on it.


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#based starbucks

May the Porg be with you all

TOO MUCH STAR WARS

They're burning people out.


I am already burned out and won't bother with the next movie.

Disney must be desperate

I love it, I haven't even seen it but I love it!

VERY cool

I need it!!!

Enough is ENOUGH. I've had it with this motherfucking porgs in this motherfucking everywhere. Everybody strap in. I'm about to never give them any money ever again

Luckly there are no Starbucks in my country.

corporate franchises were a mistake

Count the number that are pretty much within walking distance of where I live.

Seriously? Porgs are fucking retarded. I don't even drink at Starbucks and I'm mad.

Be honest, you weren't going to bother with it to begin with.

It's a satire article you morons. Not even giving any of you a (You).

I can't be the only one that wants to empty my balls in this thing?

You're surrounded lol.
Here in Italy is the same in big cities but every coffee shops have a different owner. Also the price of an expresso is around 0,80-1,00 euro...I've heard Starbucks charges 5 dolla for a coffee.
Are they out of their mind or what?

It just makes me wanna spend my money!

No shit

That's what it means to be burned out.

Even the local comic shop managers and owners are telling everoyne that'll listen that SW stuff is depreciating due to the Disney overkill, and this is the first slide it's taken since the post-OT mid-80's.

Italy's coffee is based.
You get cheap nice coffee in just enough sized cup.
Western Europe and US it's all those buckets of sour piss with ton of sugar thrown in.

>Advocate capitalism and non-regulation
>Get pissy when a successful company doesn't bow to your religious sensibilities

What did Sup Forums mean by this?

seems like a strawman

they really are pushing this little rat owl thing to become big.

jesus fucking christ how desperate are they?

I wonder how much money they wasted investing in this shit? They clearly wanted this thing to get the Minions/Pokemon Go! audience but weren't confident enough to support it's own material so they are sticking it in Star Wars as a test. It's unfortunately going to do pretty fucking well because MUH SPECIAL IP BRAND YOU CAN NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BECAUSE MUH CHILDHOOD.

Omg! I'm gonna collect a thousand of these cups! Porgmaniaaaa

We should spread a rumour before they are released how the Porg cups are limited stock.

You can just ask for a black you dumb sharter.

Why not also allow your workers to unionize?

Unions are a hundred times worse than corporations.

>You want us to work? Nah. We want more gibs. Fuck you, goyim. Strike time! More benefits! More pay! *hand rubbing intensifies*

Why so many?

Density of starbucks is a pretty good indicator of where not to live.

this, unions have always been fucking awful and they don't give a shit about who they represent

Jenny approved.

The way I understood it, starbucks coffee is engineered to be as addicting as possible

i used to not think anything of her until i started seeing the porg shit, then i wanted her to die

>look at me i'm such a corporate whore who fetishizes consumerism!! #starwars!
fucking disney

>Well, we at Starbucks are tired of constantly receiving faxes of the nativity scene photoshopped onto a Peppermint Mocha.

I swear, someday disney is just gonna take over christmas, and no one will try to stop them.

>our cups are not specifically intended to celebrate Christmas.
why do they have to be so dishonest? It's disgustingy

time to start sending them photoshopped copies of the nativity scene photoshopped next to the porgs

No a porg on the cross surrounded by other porgs and porgs in roman armor

>seeing a stranger online take a liking to something makes me so mad I wish literal death on her

Autism

>Let's destroy American culture once and for all.

that's easter, dumbass
a better one would be the killing of all the children with porgs in roman armor when Herod heard that a child was being born to overthrow him

>holiday cup
>not specifically intended to celebrate christmas

What other holiday would they be celebrating? Fucking yule with the pagans from 2000 years ago? Or are we supposed to bend over backwards for the 2% of the country who are jewish?

>it's a Sup Forums falls for blatent (you) bait episode

i wish literal death on all you fags who think buying shit is a substitute for having a personality

She always seemed that way to me.

she got "big" by trashing rogue one properly when all the retards were gobbling it up

>Let's uproot American crapitalism too while we're at it.

yea i guess i just never cared enough to pay attention for than the .5 seconds it takes to look at a screencap

but you are right, now i am remembering pics with a bunch of other merch

>drinking Starbucks coffee
>caring about what they put on their cups
>caring about Star Wars after the shitshow that was TFA
Why?

Disney is so fucking evil. They try to hijack and put a price on people's childhoods. They use sentimentality as a guise to siphon your funds. They milk every beloved series that they acquire until it is completely used up and dry. They harvest data points on children playing Winnie the Pooh iPad games to sell to advertising firms.

FUCK DISNEY. STOP GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY.

I don't understand the context here, but what about cups with Pickle Rick?

i think it's more about the people who don't celebrate christmas as a christian holiday and to not offend minorities
i say fuck em, if i go to your country i'll be as respectful as i can to your culture but you come here and it's not to your liking? fuck off back to derkistan then
and i have no problem with people who don't practice religion but take the fork out of your ass, my family isn't christian but we have christmas because thats what we call it cause thats what it's called. if you don't want to take part then fine but come up with your own holiday

You lost Incel. Nothing you do can stop them.

ayy lmao

>christmas is a christian holiday
>but we can't call it that
>gotta make everyone feel included
>but it's still christmas so give us your money anyways regardless of what you call it

the world is literally delusional, all they did was trick racial and religious minorities into the same kind of spending habits as the mainstream christmas shoppers

My man Starbucks is coming to Italy, too sadly

>being this upset about a kid's movie
Lmao @ (You)

How much did Disney pay them for this? And is this included in the budget for Last Jedi?

>i think it's more about the people who don't celebrate christmas as a christian holiday
"I'm offended by celebration of christmas" said no one who celebrates christmas secularly, ever.
>and to not offend minorities
Blacks and Hispanics are overwhelmingly christian.

I CANT be the only one that wants to empty his balls inside that thing

amerilards lmao

NOOOOOOOooooooooooo---reeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I really fucking hate how all christian holidays have been reduced down to consumerist secular bullshit. Christmas is just about presents. Halloween is just about candy. Easter is about bunnies and candy too. Valentines Day is about candy and flowers.

Never see this sort of degeneration of holy days happen to all those random jewish ones like hanukkah or passover though. Hey wait a minute, you know all those christmas songs about reindeer and snowmen and other secular shit? Who wrote those songs? Oh wait a second, they were all written by jews like Irving Berlin. Hmm really makes me think.

>Generation X dad rant.txt

>ywn watch Jenny attach a strap on to her big porg and just go to town on it

i was basically implying it's for muzzies, considering they're the only religion that wants to destroy every other religion and culture

>time to photoshop the nativity scene but with porgs replacing the wise men, Jesus, Joseph, and Mary
Ftfy

Yeah, nah. Muzzies are an insignificant minority and even then, they were practically nonexistent here before the turn of the millennium. Meanwhile this shit has been happening since before then.

I don’t understand the “war on Christmas” thing. Like who exactly is getting offended because religious or not, everybody in burgerland is celebrating Christmas on the 25th unless you’re a chink subhuman and honestly who the fuck cares about them

Put this on your holiday cup

They should put the mermaid titties back on the logo tbqh

>who
It's Jews. They're all about petty shit like that.

>America
>culture
Kek

Nobody is actually offended by it, they're just pretending that there's a group of people that are so they can do as said

>Halloween
>Valentines Day
>Christian holidays

no, that's endearing. There needs to be offensive violence with the porgs

>Halloween or Hallowe'en (a contraction of All Hallows' Evening),[5] also known as Allhalloween,[6] All Hallows' Eve,[7] or All Saints' Eve,[8] is a celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day.

>Saint Valentine's Day, also called Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine,[1] is an annual holiday celebrated on February 14. It originated as a Western Christian liturgical feast day honoring one or more early saints named Valentinus

Yes, they were christian holidays until they were reduced to consumerist garbage about selling candy and cards

i hope Porgs are racist penguins that rape black people in episode VII

isnt the porg a symbol of white power?

wtf starbucks wtf

I thought Christmas no matter what it's become today, is celebrated by everyone but the Jews and Muslims, My non Christian Friends still celebrate it by putting up decorations, playing all the Christmas songs, Inviting friends and Family over and enjoy the holidays and still call it Christmas.

Can't we just official call Christmas Consumerism Day? It's not like normalfags care about the religious elements.

I fucking love Star Wars and science.

White men should die

They'll flop hard over there, Italy doesn't fuck around when it comes to coffee

Anyone else feel weirdly aroused when looking at a porg. I want to fuck one really hard!!!

Degenerate furry. Kindly off yourself

>Never see this sort of degeneration of holy days happen to all those random jewish ones like hanukkah or passover though. Hey wait a minute, you know all those christmas songs about reindeer and snowmen and other secular shit? Who wrote those songs? Oh wait a second, they were all written by jews like Irving Berlin. Hmm really makes me think.
makes me think you're out of touch with reality, but sure.

>Streets that are forcedly designed to look organic

Yep that's the US alright

Is this the meme magics at play? Will the psychomemetic potential of 4chans concentrated autismo cause Porg's to replace Christmas?

>before they are released

You guys are all meme-ing, right? There can't be this many people that think this is real...

t. stereotypical edgelord personality type

>falling for bait

The Numbers never lie.

So you're saying Christian holidays were turned into Jew holidays? Christians are just Jews with an extra book.

> customers say it should be christmas themed
> don't do that, just plaster advertisements on it

I see, they are doing it for the common folk again.

lot's of text for a hired cup

even this image is a crime knowing that NY would have gone red without the city

>this fucking thread

Satire has no place on the internet.