>We're pleased to announce that this year's Starbucks holiday cup just has a porg on it
>This year's cup actually marks a big change for us. You see, in recent years, Starbucks has become one of the weirder battlegrounds in what some call the "culture wars." Each holiday season, people get incredibly mad about the design we have chosen for our cup, deeming it "not Christmas-y enough" or "sacrilegious" even though our cups are not specifically intended to celebrate Christmas.
>Well, we at Starbucks are tired of constantly receiving faxes of the nativity scene photoshopped onto a Peppermint Mocha. In lieu of engaging in the "culture wars" this year, we thought we'd give another battleground a try: Star Wars.
>And that's why this year's Starbucks holiday cup just has a porg on it.
I am already burned out and won't bother with the next movie.
Ryan King
Disney must be desperate
Brayden Brooks
I love it, I haven't even seen it but I love it!
Cooper Campbell
VERY cool
Owen Foster
I need it!!!
Hudson Jackson
Enough is ENOUGH. I've had it with this motherfucking porgs in this motherfucking everywhere. Everybody strap in. I'm about to never give them any money ever again
Henry Long
Luckly there are no Starbucks in my country.
Caleb Miller
corporate franchises were a mistake
Luis Collins
Count the number that are pretty much within walking distance of where I live.
Eli Williams
Seriously? Porgs are fucking retarded. I don't even drink at Starbucks and I'm mad.
Nathan Price
Be honest, you weren't going to bother with it to begin with.
Jace Martin
It's a satire article you morons. Not even giving any of you a (You).
Daniel Morales
I can't be the only one that wants to empty my balls in this thing?
Logan Jones
You're surrounded lol. Here in Italy is the same in big cities but every coffee shops have a different owner. Also the price of an expresso is around 0,80-1,00 euro...I've heard Starbucks charges 5 dolla for a coffee. Are they out of their mind or what?
William Lee
It just makes me wanna spend my money!
Robert Reed
No shit
That's what it means to be burned out.
Even the local comic shop managers and owners are telling everoyne that'll listen that SW stuff is depreciating due to the Disney overkill, and this is the first slide it's taken since the post-OT mid-80's.
Ayden Sanders
Italy's coffee is based. You get cheap nice coffee in just enough sized cup. Western Europe and US it's all those buckets of sour piss with ton of sugar thrown in.
Ian Evans
>Advocate capitalism and non-regulation >Get pissy when a successful company doesn't bow to your religious sensibilities
What did Sup Forums mean by this?
Bentley Ross
seems like a strawman
Hunter Scott
they really are pushing this little rat owl thing to become big.
Easton Ramirez
jesus fucking christ how desperate are they?
Dylan Thompson
I wonder how much money they wasted investing in this shit? They clearly wanted this thing to get the Minions/Pokemon Go! audience but weren't confident enough to support it's own material so they are sticking it in Star Wars as a test. It's unfortunately going to do pretty fucking well because MUH SPECIAL IP BRAND YOU CAN NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BECAUSE MUH CHILDHOOD.
Angel Gray
Omg! I'm gonna collect a thousand of these cups! Porgmaniaaaa
Brayden Gonzalez
We should spread a rumour before they are released how the Porg cups are limited stock.
Grayson Butler
You can just ask for a black you dumb sharter.
Aiden Kelly
Why not also allow your workers to unionize?
Christopher Barnes
Unions are a hundred times worse than corporations.
>You want us to work? Nah. We want more gibs. Fuck you, goyim. Strike time! More benefits! More pay! *hand rubbing intensifies*
Camden Campbell
Why so many?
Hunter Reed
Density of starbucks is a pretty good indicator of where not to live.
Colton Perry
this, unions have always been fucking awful and they don't give a shit about who they represent
Adam Hall
Jenny approved.
Jaxon Sanchez
The way I understood it, starbucks coffee is engineered to be as addicting as possible
Gavin Jackson
i used to not think anything of her until i started seeing the porg shit, then i wanted her to die
>look at me i'm such a corporate whore who fetishizes consumerism!! #starwars! fucking disney
Jack Parker
>Well, we at Starbucks are tired of constantly receiving faxes of the nativity scene photoshopped onto a Peppermint Mocha.
Thomas Bell
I swear, someday disney is just gonna take over christmas, and no one will try to stop them.
Hudson Cooper
>our cups are not specifically intended to celebrate Christmas. why do they have to be so dishonest? It's disgustingy
Aiden Watson
time to start sending them photoshopped copies of the nativity scene photoshopped next to the porgs
Josiah Mitchell
No a porg on the cross surrounded by other porgs and porgs in roman armor
Noah Nguyen
>seeing a stranger online take a liking to something makes me so mad I wish literal death on her
Autism
Carter Gomez
>Let's destroy American culture once and for all.
Jose Sanchez
that's easter, dumbass a better one would be the killing of all the children with porgs in roman armor when Herod heard that a child was being born to overthrow him
Elijah Taylor
>holiday cup >not specifically intended to celebrate christmas
What other holiday would they be celebrating? Fucking yule with the pagans from 2000 years ago? Or are we supposed to bend over backwards for the 2% of the country who are jewish?
Josiah Turner
>it's a Sup Forums falls for blatent (you) bait episode
Dominic Hill
i wish literal death on all you fags who think buying shit is a substitute for having a personality
Evan Miller
She always seemed that way to me.
Colton Ortiz
she got "big" by trashing rogue one properly when all the retards were gobbling it up
Joseph Sanders
>Let's uproot American crapitalism too while we're at it.
Thomas Gutierrez
yea i guess i just never cared enough to pay attention for than the .5 seconds it takes to look at a screencap
but you are right, now i am remembering pics with a bunch of other merch
Jace Foster
>drinking Starbucks coffee >caring about what they put on their cups >caring about Star Wars after the shitshow that was TFA Why?
Noah Perry
Disney is so fucking evil. They try to hijack and put a price on people's childhoods. They use sentimentality as a guise to siphon your funds. They milk every beloved series that they acquire until it is completely used up and dry. They harvest data points on children playing Winnie the Pooh iPad games to sell to advertising firms.
FUCK DISNEY. STOP GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY.
Eli Perez
I don't understand the context here, but what about cups with Pickle Rick?
Josiah Butler
i think it's more about the people who don't celebrate christmas as a christian holiday and to not offend minorities i say fuck em, if i go to your country i'll be as respectful as i can to your culture but you come here and it's not to your liking? fuck off back to derkistan then and i have no problem with people who don't practice religion but take the fork out of your ass, my family isn't christian but we have christmas because thats what we call it cause thats what it's called. if you don't want to take part then fine but come up with your own holiday
Anthony Nguyen
You lost Incel. Nothing you do can stop them.
Wyatt Howard
ayy lmao
Justin Foster
>christmas is a christian holiday >but we can't call it that >gotta make everyone feel included >but it's still christmas so give us your money anyways regardless of what you call it
the world is literally delusional, all they did was trick racial and religious minorities into the same kind of spending habits as the mainstream christmas shoppers
Kayden Hughes
My man Starbucks is coming to Italy, too sadly
Sebastian Gonzalez
>being this upset about a kid's movie Lmao @ (You)
Carter Roberts
How much did Disney pay them for this? And is this included in the budget for Last Jedi?
Mason Perez
>i think it's more about the people who don't celebrate christmas as a christian holiday "I'm offended by celebration of christmas" said no one who celebrates christmas secularly, ever. >and to not offend minorities Blacks and Hispanics are overwhelmingly christian.
Blake Ortiz
I CANT be the only one that wants to empty his balls inside that thing
I really fucking hate how all christian holidays have been reduced down to consumerist secular bullshit. Christmas is just about presents. Halloween is just about candy. Easter is about bunnies and candy too. Valentines Day is about candy and flowers.
Never see this sort of degeneration of holy days happen to all those random jewish ones like hanukkah or passover though. Hey wait a minute, you know all those christmas songs about reindeer and snowmen and other secular shit? Who wrote those songs? Oh wait a second, they were all written by jews like Irving Berlin. Hmm really makes me think.
Ethan Sanders
>Generation X dad rant.txt
Ryan Cruz
>ywn watch Jenny attach a strap on to her big porg and just go to town on it
Samuel Miller
i was basically implying it's for muzzies, considering they're the only religion that wants to destroy every other religion and culture
Jose Howard
>time to photoshop the nativity scene but with porgs replacing the wise men, Jesus, Joseph, and Mary Ftfy
Nicholas Baker
Yeah, nah. Muzzies are an insignificant minority and even then, they were practically nonexistent here before the turn of the millennium. Meanwhile this shit has been happening since before then.
Ethan Perez
I don’t understand the “war on Christmas” thing. Like who exactly is getting offended because religious or not, everybody in burgerland is celebrating Christmas on the 25th unless you’re a chink subhuman and honestly who the fuck cares about them
Alexander Sanders
Put this on your holiday cup
Nathan Miller
They should put the mermaid titties back on the logo tbqh
Hudson Scott
>who It's Jews. They're all about petty shit like that.
Caleb Perez
>America >culture Kek
David King
Nobody is actually offended by it, they're just pretending that there's a group of people that are so they can do as said
Evan Sanders
>Halloween >Valentines Day >Christian holidays
Samuel Wilson
no, that's endearing. There needs to be offensive violence with the porgs
Nolan Wright
>Halloween or Hallowe'en (a contraction of All Hallows' Evening),[5] also known as Allhalloween,[6] All Hallows' Eve,[7] or All Saints' Eve,[8] is a celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day.
>Saint Valentine's Day, also called Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine,[1] is an annual holiday celebrated on February 14. It originated as a Western Christian liturgical feast day honoring one or more early saints named Valentinus
Yes, they were christian holidays until they were reduced to consumerist garbage about selling candy and cards
Kevin Green
i hope Porgs are racist penguins that rape black people in episode VII
Michael Lopez
isnt the porg a symbol of white power?
wtf starbucks wtf
Jacob Garcia
I thought Christmas no matter what it's become today, is celebrated by everyone but the Jews and Muslims, My non Christian Friends still celebrate it by putting up decorations, playing all the Christmas songs, Inviting friends and Family over and enjoy the holidays and still call it Christmas.
Jason Foster
Can't we just official call Christmas Consumerism Day? It's not like normalfags care about the religious elements.
Jose Hughes
I fucking love Star Wars and science.
Jace Wilson
White men should die
Ethan Butler
They'll flop hard over there, Italy doesn't fuck around when it comes to coffee
Tyler Jones
Anyone else feel weirdly aroused when looking at a porg. I want to fuck one really hard!!!
Brody Wilson
Degenerate furry. Kindly off yourself
Chase Adams
>Never see this sort of degeneration of holy days happen to all those random jewish ones like hanukkah or passover though. Hey wait a minute, you know all those christmas songs about reindeer and snowmen and other secular shit? Who wrote those songs? Oh wait a second, they were all written by jews like Irving Berlin. Hmm really makes me think. makes me think you're out of touch with reality, but sure.
Colton Ward
>Streets that are forcedly designed to look organic
Yep that's the US alright
Jason King
Is this the meme magics at play? Will the psychomemetic potential of 4chans concentrated autismo cause Porg's to replace Christmas?
Levi Carter
>before they are released
You guys are all meme-ing, right? There can't be this many people that think this is real...
Cameron Hughes
t. stereotypical edgelord personality type
Andrew Richardson
>falling for bait
Ayden Price
The Numbers never lie.
Angel Parker
So you're saying Christian holidays were turned into Jew holidays? Christians are just Jews with an extra book.
Jaxson Gonzalez
> customers say it should be christmas themed > don't do that, just plaster advertisements on it
I see, they are doing it for the common folk again.
Ian Barnes
lot's of text for a hired cup
Sebastian Long
even this image is a crime knowing that NY would have gone red without the city