Tfw no bourgeois intellectual Jewish husbando

>tfw no bourgeois intellectual Jewish husbando
Why did this movie make me gay?

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who's the targeted audience to this? Do women get off on this kind of ............. stuff

This movie came out already?

Maybe people who wanna watch interesting, well-made, well-acted films regardless of context?

Because you were gay in the first place

>watching movies about gay couples willingly
I don't know man, I think you're just in denial.

>armie will never show you his hammer while on a summer trip to Italy

Are we here just to suffer, Bros?

best kino of the decade

MOTY

He's one of those people who's perfect to the point of near invisibility. Almost *too* handsome

they're not even gay, they fuck bitches for more than half of the movie
and armie character marries a woman in the end, so you're wrong

people who actually cares about real cinema and not capeshit/blockbusters?

sufjan songs written for this are fucking amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=Wgkup11s3z0
youtube.com/watch?v=RqPwSE8FbHA

saw it in january, one of the best movies i've ever seen
hope it swipes at oscar

>user, Henry and I are thinking about grabbing a drink and heading back to my place after the premiere. Are you in?

What do?

the real MOTY, not your shitty bladerunner sequel or logan spider mans or whatever shit you're discussing daily

i cried during the credits

umm no thanks, lots of rumors about actors being literally rapists these days..

>promoting pederasty
why is this allowed?

this movie made me want to kill myself (in a good way)

>you will never be the meat on a Cavill and Hammer sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=wdZLrN075-8
kino scene

youtube.com/watch?v=rE67RKKxXmg

>MOTY IS A HACKY GAY FLICK USING THE HOMO MEME

LMAO BORING PLAYED OUT GIMMICK, YOUR MOVIE IS AUTOMATICALLY SHIT

read you fucking retard, but good time is second after call me your name, i'll give you that

rottentomatoes.com/m/call_me_by_your_name/
Average Rating: 9.1/10
movie of the decade confirmed

i'm homophobic as fuck, but this movie hit me right in the feels
don't ask me why i went to see it

NOPE
#1 IS GOOD TIME, #2 IS THIS

>FRONTING A MOVIE BUILT ON THE GAY CRUTCH IN 2017
LMAO WOW FAGGOTS OOOO EDGY

also PEACHES*

Is there a gay movie with a happy ending?
Also fuck you for spoilers

indiewire.com/2017/10/luca-guadagnino-call-me-by-your-name-sequel-details-1201887813/
there's still hope..

Where did you see the movie? I thought it wasn't out for a couple more weeks.

USA 22 January 2017 (Sundance Film Festival)
Germany 13 February 2017 (Berlin International Film Festival)
Australia 15 June 2017 (Sydney Film Festival)
Australia 4 August 2017 (Melbourne International Film Festival)
Canada 7 September 2017 (Toronto International Film Festival)
Hungary 8 September 2017 (Jameson CineFest - Miskolc International Film Festival)
Finland 14 September 2017 (Helsinki International Film Festival)
Spain 22 September 2017 (Donostia-San Sebastián International Film Festival)
Switzerland 29 September 2017 (Zurich Film Festival)
Canada 30 September 2017 (Edmonton International Film Festival)
Greece 1 October 2017 (Athens International Film and Video Festival)
Norway 1 October 2017 (Bergen International Film Festival)
USA 3 October 2017 (New York Film Festival)
Turkey 5 October 2017 (Filmekimi)
Brazil 6 October 2017 (Rio de Janeiro International Film Festival)
USA 6 October 2017 (Hamptons International Film Festival)
Australia 7 October 2017 (Adelaide Film Festival)
UK 9 October 2017 (London Film Festival)
USA 12 October 2017 (Mill Valley Film Festival)
India 14 October 2017 (Mumbai Film Festival)
Belgium 16 October 2017 (Gent International Film Festival)
Russia 20 October 2017 (American Film Festival)
USA 20 October 2017 (Middleburg Film Festival)
USA 20 October 2017 (New Orleans Film Festival)
France 21 October 2017 (La Roche-sur-Yon International Film Festival)
Poland 25 October 2017 (American Film Festival)
USA 25 October 2017 (Chicago International Film Festival)
UK 27 October 2017
Ireland 27 October 2017
Denmark 28 October 2017 (MIX Copenhagen)
USA 28 October 2017 (FilmColumbia Festival)
Uruguay 29 October 2017 (Festival de Cine de Montevideo)
USA 30 October 2017 (Austin Film Festival)

is subaru gonna get an oscar for this? i hope so

this exactly.
watching him in lone ranger i barely even noticed him, but seeing him in interviews he fucking glows.

Any gay movies similar to pic related?

wow, an actual discussion of a serious movie and not capeshit? color me surprised

>ywn live this life
>too ugly and unsuccessful to fall madly inlove with young twink and spend a passionate summer together

why even live

>ywn get your virgin twink boipusy slammed by armie's hammer

it hurts

>tfw 25 years old virgin, hasn't even experienced any kind of love
this movie destroyed me

>MOTY IS A HACKY CRIME FLICK USING THE DRUGS MEME

LMAO BORING PLAYED OUT GIMMICK, YOUR MOVIE IS AUTOMATICALLY SHIT

...

What did Kevin Spacey think of it?

Armie character is straight as fuck in this, though
It's the twink that started it all, so i dont think Spacey will like it

torrent when?!

beautiful movie, but i expect a ton of shitposting about it during oscar season

Does anyone have a torrent for this?

Oh, do I

>not recommening The Culture of Critique

earliest i think is dvdscreener in late december/january
bluray is february/march/april

sufjan is in this? holy shit, hype

even the third world shithole countri i live they are promoting this film, this is going to be big, guys

hope it wins ''best picture''
imagine the butthurt from normies, especially after ''Moonlight''

is it a sad movie?

also will it make me gay?

yes

maybe

Can we get a happy gay movie for once?

That would be unrealistic

watch Shelter. it's happy and good.

Since when are there so many unironic fags on Sup Forums?

Guadagnino is a hack. The fact that his next flick is a remake of Suspiria is enough to prove it

Maybe for that time, but this one has a happy ending

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I hate gay movies so goddamn much. I hate gay people. I wish faggots didn't exist, I wish I could live in a world where they were sent in fucking extermination camp.

Faggots, please kill yourselves. I hate you from the bottom of my heart.

Posting superior gay-kino Ben & Arthur.

My little user can't be this repressed

What's the essential Sup Forums gay-kino?

>hurr le homophobes are gay meme
Please kill yourself.

>be arachnophobe
>gee I guess I wanna fuck spiders then

daily reminder that homosexuality is a virus passed from pederast predators to underraged kids who then repeat the pattern when they grow up

Hahahahaha NO

No, I do NOT want a husband. EVER. Watching some movies will not change this. Do you comprehend? Do you unnastan' the words that is comin' outta my mouf?

NO!

Now that I've dispensed with that little rant, perhaps you could take heed of this and simply title your threads with "only applies to already gay men" or something efficient. Unless you're targetting them exclusively at women, which I can understand.

How about,

>Movies that make you gay, gay men want a bourgeois intellectual Jewish husband. Women welcome too, if you're into that

Let's learn from this, shall we?

Any more gay kino recommendations?

women love gays in films/tv shows but only kissing/cuddling. hardcore homo sex is a "ew" for them.

>who's the targeted audience to this
Gays who want fucking teenage boys to be normalized

Sounds good but first we need to drop Armie off at the hospital he's cut his throat

Jewish pedo propaganda

Female to male trans people, i.e. women who pretend to be men.

>teen is the most straight search in porn
>twink is the 10th search for gays

Somehow I thought you are talking about season 1 True Detective

sauce?
I liked a Single man and Maurice

Stranger Things 2

Beautiful thing and Adventure's of Priscilla end pretty well.

You should add Shakespeare to the first one, and remove the watchmen graphic novel, it's in another league than the rest of the stuff there.

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xavier dolan's movies

That's not true entirely. Those victims end up gay and usually pedophiles but many gay males weren't even abused. How do you explain those

How do they know what gender is making the search? What?