Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my life is so shit, I'm:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my life is so shit, I'm:

>rich
>handsome
>cuties are literally all over my dick
>nice flat
>interesting job

(you)
>poor
>ugly
>woman ignore you
>bad flat
>boring job

>rich
>look like a hobo
>too pure for women
>live with mommy
>interesting job
rate me

>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the french

>steady income of autism bux
>cute
>havent had sex for years but women show interest
>mentally ill
>cool apartment
>musician
r8

Wait a second...

i'm going to keep voting for republicans until you give me my tax money back

4/10

Girls showing interest and being a musician are one extra point combined.

its basic healthcare, im working on getting better and being able to have a job. try taking care of yourself when you are in a psychotic depression man, wouldn't wish it on anybody

How old and how did you start getting autism bux?

As a sex addict I'm not even going to respond to you seriously because you're obviously stupid and biased and you will never even try to understand that life for us is hell on earth, especially after you've seen the movie and were not able to understand it already.

there is no such thing as sex addiction

...

im 28 and it started when i was 22 after i stopped sleeping and started hearing voices. after a couple of months i lost track of most things in my life, then i got admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

NO one cares about your fake mental illnesses you lazy faggot

Medicine doesn't know everything. I'm the living proof sex addiction is a thing, as many other people.

You're like one of those retards that told Galileo earth was flat.

Kek this has to be fake because sex addiction is bullshit
>oh no something that feels good and I have a biological urge driving me to do, I must be addicted

im not lazy

My mistake.

It doesn't work like that. Nice try.

I'm not going to subject myself to the shitposting of underage kids again, I'm tired.

>upper middle class
>not handsome but tall
>virgin
>okay flat in a shit city
>interesting job (atc)

r8

What kind of meds are you on?

paliperidone/invega for general symptoms, works pretty good. temazepam for sleeping and occasional benzos for when im overly anxious.. why you ask?

>why you ask?
Because I might get put on meds or something in the near future (have an appointment in a couple of weeks). Don't suffer hallucinations or anything like that though.

I just realized this is Don Draper: The Movie.

>decent job
>decent savings, "richest" of immediate circle of people I know
>decent looking
>have qt smart wife
>own home
>untreated depression
>IBS
>been browsing Sup Forums since 2006

R8

let me correct this
>"upper" middle class (jew lie to appease whites)
>lanklet
>virgin
>ghetto rat
>serves coffee to licensed atc

Wow man. That just sounds horrible. How much debt?

Remove Sup Forums from your life nd you should be fine

start novice bodybuilding my dude

No, it's not.

Poor little you.

What sex (((addiction))) do you have? do you fap too much or what?

You're living proof that weak minded faggots with no self control don't deserve to breathe the same air as actual human beings. You are no better than a fucking animal.

Doing coke feels good too and you probably have no problem saying people can be addicted to cocaine.

Sure if Don Draper was even more emotionally fucked up.

Yes.

It doesn't work like that, that's not addiction.

Addiction is when since you were a little kid you felt an overwhelming attraction to the female body, when you the female body like you need to drink water, when you cannot think about anything else during your day, so that you cannot have long term projects, when you can keep an erection all day, you can keep an erection after you come, you get erections after you take anti-erection medicines.

Basically compared to the female body there's nothing else that matters in life, it's like depression, you feel like everything is meaningless.

It has nothing to do with watching too much porn, that's an incidental thing.

This is the reason why I hate categories like gays that keep crying about discrimination and acceptance when they have it so easy.

This very same thing is expressed in the movie and you still don't get it. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.

So what, you have a boner the whole day?

>it's like depression, you feel like everything is meaningless.
Just like 99.99% of people.

How old are you?

It makes it worse that he's attractive because it makes feeding his addiction so much easier.

The funny thing is you're probably addicted to porn, the internet and video games so know first hand what a horrible situation it is to be in where you're reliant on something eating way at your life you have easy access to right in front of you every day.

>Just like 99.99% of people.

this is like when people say "everyone's bisexual" or "everyone killed animals as a kid", no it's just you

Christ I hope you're meming.

>retards that told Galileo earth was flat.

but the earth is flat, there was no moon of jupiter which is why he as told to stfu even though the church funded science.

How many people do you know that can mantain an erection all day long? It's not normal.
>99% of people suffer from depression
No, they don't. Even if the did are you going to tell me depression is nothing serious as well?

Seems to me like for some reason you don't wanna accept that people can be sick and not like you, you seem very immature.

Another contrarian.

Only my mortgage. No student loans, no credit card debt (because I'm not a moron)

>everyone is calling me a retard
>they must all just be retarded

I need to. Desk job and video games are givin me a gut

What cunt and how did you snag a waifu?

fassbender shame mcqueen is my favorite movie

>you get erections after you take anti-erection medicines.
Fuck that's gotta suck.

This is not even a conspiracy theory. The Earth is flat. It's true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is.

t. rapist

It's almost like those things only matter to people who don't have them

waste/10

>You're like one of those retards that told Galileo earth was flat.
No one did that.

>I'm not sick
>let me judge how this person feels and his disease
You're pathetic and immature.
It hurt like a bitch after I got surgery and had the catheter, I was scared as fuck.

What's the best treatment option? I would imagine it's basically just about "sedating" so you don't get worked up?

Don't ask me, when doctors don't even recognize it as a condition yet.
Consider that I also have dermatitis and while they recognize that they don't even know what it causes it (dude stress lmao) and will only tell you to treat the symptoms with cortisone.

Medicine doesn't know everything.

>doctors don't recognize it
>B-BUT IT'S REAL YOU IDIOTS AND ONLY I KNOW IT

dude grow the fuck up

>yet
You grow up.

Unlucky genetics, man. Hope you get better sooner rather than later.

If you really think that this life is something to admire you are dead inside. There's more to life that materialistic values. He had it all but he coudn't connect so he constantly escaped into masturbation and empty sex. Also, it was highly implyed that they were molested as kids and that he was sexually attraced to his sister. He basically wanted to fuck his sister and he couldn't handle this thought. This guy's life is a mess, and if you admire a life like that then you have problems.

And you haven't heard all the rest yet.
It's hilarious how the only time he's open about what he wants to do with the girl at the bar for shits and giggles (and self punishment) she gets horny and doesn't reject him.

i mean it probably isn't so great in real life but if you're fucking total babes all the time like in the movie that's hardly hell on earth tier

Noice

>Relatively nice amount of money for my country
>nice looking, unkempt beard
>great at flirting, lately blocked from further steps
>shit flat (with parents)
>stale but easy as fuck job (basically shilling games), lot of time for hobbies

Did you miss the part where he's not able to have any form of significant relationship? Being addicted to the female body and satisfying that addiction does NOT make you happy.
We want acceptance, for starters. Take a look at this thread, almost everyone was angry (?) at me. Remember the computer scene with his boss? Yeah.

I feel like most people don't udnerstand the meaning of the scenes in this movie. It's not even deep, it's very direct, but I guess you need direct experience to understand it, who knows.

>live with parents
>ugly
>neet
>virgin
rate me guys!!! :-)

So you work at a video game store, is what you're saying.

10/10 exclusively for not falling for the vagina jew

>(basically shilling games)
fucking gamestop

Internet dating

0/10, please go back to beating your wife senseless while in a drunken haze.

>sister fucker
>race mixer
>homosexual

just your average, white male.

>live with parents
>ugly
>manlet
>kissless virgin
>decided to do a masters at 27 thinking it will give me better job prospects other than stacking shelves
>masters in computing. what was i thinking?
>secretly wants to go watch thor 3
will it ever get better lads?

t. fuck off

>lower middle class
>average to decent looking at best, but /fit/
>almost no sex since gf left me march 2016
>women show interest but breakup broke me so bad I still see them all as whores
>nice apartment that I share with best friend's sister ( she's repulsive physically, but pretty cool to talk to, sex will not happen )
>closet introvert
>solid job ( cook )

be gentle kind anons

>be good looking
>nice job
>women like you
>etc.
>have psychological problems and act in ways that make you miserable

>be bad looking
>shit job
>women are not interested in you
>have psychological problems and never try to improve

It's the same. If you act in ways that will make your life harder and don't ever try to improve or act in a non selfdestructive way you are fucked.

Oh, hey. You used a new picture.

Is the sister fat or regular ugly?

>closet introvert
so you're not introverted then?