When you realize Draco was right the entire time

When you realize Draco was right the entire time
>invites Harry to be his friend in the very first movie, warns him against hanging with the wrong types, gets spurred
>Sorting hat puts Harry in Slytherin, he pusses out and goes Gryffindor like a cuck
>Draco is redpilled on racemixing, calling niggers "mudbloods" to their faces straight up
>A E S T H E T I C Aryan haircut, tall and thin and alpha-looking vs. Harry's manlet stature that impresses only Ginny in the end
>BTFO's Harry multiple times in front of the entire school, makes hundreds of pussies wet simultaneously
>Dad still alive for most of the series
>Gets the succ from hot Slytherin thots daily, only succ Harry ever got was from a dementor, Ginny doesn't put out and has bad Weasley genes so his kids are probably retarded vs. Malfoy's guaranteed racially pure Aryan descendants

Take the Malfoy pill

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>>BTFO's Harry multiple times in front of the entire school
Every movie tried its hardest to get Malfoy's ass kicked, I don't think he beat Harry in anything ever.

The pureblood theory is explicitly stated to be complete horseshit in the books, much like how 'racial realism' is complete horseshit in real life.

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yeahhh man fuck DRUMPF and fuck WHITE PEOPLE,,,,,,,,chill and smoke some weed bro,,,,,

>racial realism is horseshit

It’s funny to make fun of niggers though

how so? arent mudbloods and squibs relatively rare? thats not a way to build a wizarding community

Then why don’t you let a black look after your children one night? What could go wrong?

this. #Bernie2016

(you)

Also, Harry Potter fucking sucks.

I can see your nose from here you fucking kike

>makes super clever analogy for evil racism with mudlboods
>forgets that magic users are always discriminatory towards non-magic users in her own books
Why you shouldn't let women write

>Draco is redpilled on racemixing, calling niggers "mudbloods" to their faces straight up
Yeah let's instead all be like the Habsbur.

he's trolling nig, just from the first movie you should know that, blood purity is essential to just the backstory to why Harry was trapped in the cupboard under the stairs. Harry's mother was a wizard who got a letter from Hogwarts and her sister, his aunt, wasn't and was jealous of her so when she died and Harry was put into her custody she did everything to stop him from going.

>Ginny doesn't put out
Not only that, but she's a coal burner

Aaand thread derailed.

So you're saying Somalians and Aboriginals are the same as us?

awwwww shit son I forgot that. Will go in the repost for sure my dude :^)
>Ron is such a cuck he literally let it happen in front of him and did nothing
the Weasleys truly were a disgrace, this makes Draco just that much more correct about everything

They are the same species yes

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Canonically Britain's "pure" wizarding families have all been marrying their cousins for centuries.

all niggers might as well be brother and sister so

IF YOU HAD
ONE SHOT

That's not how it works

Take the red pill and see for yourself how this is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>he thinks it's related to race and not socioeconomics
lmao

>"race"
you mean breed

t. Progressive jew

I don't think ethnicity or the color of your skin is relevant. What is relevant is where you're brought up, how many books your parents have, what education they have, who's in your social circle and what chances you have in life. Do you think there's a high representation of rust belt Americans at Harvard or chavs at Oxbridge?

talking about harry potter is probably the most numale shit you could ever do, stop trying to go full retard nu/pol/ on your fandom you boring shitter. god i'm so glad i participated in spoiling the book for people like you during the HP7 leaks. i laugh about your fandom's disappointed faces every time i think about it, even years later

oh and saged

Chicken or the egg, chinks went through shit, railroad install hell labour, and now they're better off on average than whites. Makes me think.

>"No!"

that part gets me every time :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study
Bad news 4 u

>Dad still alive for most of the series
kek

There it is

It really isn't. Glasgow is a shithole populated by white people. It's socioeconomics.

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Glasgows a shithole? Its comparitively less mental than say birmingham or london

and it just so happens that black culture facilitates those conditions. they were better off in the 1950's, genuinely

It isn’t overly useful data in proving much of anything: small sample sizes, lack of effective controls and control groups, abundance of confounding factors, difficulty of replicability. I can go on

Bit of a hasty conclusion, won't you say?

in regards to america specifically, no

Nigger, even the APA thinks IQ is strongly correlated with genetics, we're starting to find exactly which sets of genes influence our intelligence, and we're finding which races have them. You can't pretend much longer.

Shithole compared to what, Kinszasa?

>main character becomes a cuckold

what did jk rowling meant by this

If the pureblood theory was horseshit why did families like the Blacks have well-documented family trees in which every descendant was a wizard, whereas muggles almost never produce a wizard?

Harry was himself a pureblood, and that contributed to his impressive natural magic. The purity of his noble lineage allowed him to perform great feats at a young age.

>why did families like the Blacks have well-documented family trees in which every descendant was a wizard

Because they erased the Squibs.

Imagine being Rowling in this thread and having to be all like "damn, user, you fuckin' fine, all funny with your sharp wit and horrific stale monster pasta. I would totally let you rewrite my books, both my characters and the fanfics" when all she really wants to do is write another 1000 page novel in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Rowling and not only sit in that chair while user flaunts his disgusting bait picture in front of you, the favorable replies barely concealing the unoriginality and shitty tier list, and just sit there, reply after reply, thread after thread, while he perfected that opening. Not only having to tolerate the Atlas Shrugged at God tier, but his haughty attitude as everyone in the threas tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, user'S OPENING LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch the countless shitty pastas contort into types of incoherent mess you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been writing nothing but a healthy diet of best sellers and spin offs and later alleged franchise-raped movie scripts for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his fat chin as his fingers grace the dorito stained keyboard, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get constructive feedback and revel in his "kafkaesque (for that is what he calls it)" opening, the first line of the pasta that he worked so hard for with friends in the previous months. And then the another thread pops up, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the MI6 could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Rowling. You're not going to lose your future writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

The problem for blacks was brain drain. Forced integration and mandatory desegregation stripped them of their natural leadership. The smart blacks fled to white communities the moment they could. This left the rest with no one to set examples and enforce discipline.

W.E.B. DuBois correctly identified this upper class of meritorious blacks as necessary for the salvation of his people. Everyone understood this 150 years ago.

The Jewish leaders and financiers of the civil rights movement knew exactly what would happen and ruined black culture on purpose to weaponize them against whites.

How would it turn out if Harry and Draco became friends while Lucius is still a death eater?

>when your bully grows up to be Chad

Even if that were true they had a vastly disproportionate number of natural-born wizards compared to the general population. Magic, like talent and intelligence, was clearly hereditary.

People like Hermione were extreme outliers. She was essentially a token Rowling used to push her equality narrative. But in order to ground the books in reality she still had to portray human hereditary realistically. Without that, the suspension of disbelief would have been impossible for the average reader.

Read ''Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality'': an autistic fanfic that was actually better than Rowling's books.

Daily reminder Sirius Black is the best character in the series.

>Hung
>Chad
>Harry's dad's best mate
>probably fucked every girl in hogwarts by the time he graduated
>Only man to ever escape Azerbaijan
>Never died (nobody can prove you die in the void, he's probably in a parallel universe banging his genderbent self)

>ywn have a wand fight with Draco in the boys' bathroom

Dumbledore: Halfblood.
Voldemort: Halfblood.
Snape: Halfblood.
Harry: Halfblood.

The most powerful wizards are all halfbloods.

>”rational” Harry conducts absolutely no experiments that deserve the name
>author constantly butchers and conflates relativity and thermodynamics
>mangles Bayesian logic into “I think it really hard, so it is” and has the script bend over backwards so he never gets called on how retarded it is
>time turner ex machina
>thinks having the shit beaten out of you and being ordered not to fight back constitutes learning to lose, as opposed to making a genuinely impossible situation
>unironically using the ancient a noble house shit, despite the original use of it in the book being used to mock how retarded the idea of wizard nobility is, and how staggeringly arrogant the Black family was

No. No it’s wasn’t.

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>snape
>powerfull

James a pureblood got Lily, what did snape get? NOTHING.
True love is power user, name one halfblood wizard with true love

>Harry
>Half-blood
LOL
he was the son of a pureblood wizard and a muggle-born witch (anomoly), so definitely not pureblood but better than a witch and a muggle. lrn2wizardgenetics gg ez

Harry was a fullblood. Both of his parents were wizards and started dating at Hogwarts. The Potter family was wizarding gentry.

Voldemort was also a fullbood, son of Tom Riddle esq. and the witch Merope Gaunt. The Riddles were also wizard gentry.

Are you sure you even read these books?

Even muggle+wizard couples have a vastly disproportionate number of wizard children compared to the general population. Magic is absolutely hereditary. Rowling's story wouldn't have worked without that fact.

He is evil and wants to give the world to an evil person. So fuck him and fuck you.

>Gryffindor isn't against muggles
>yet they still segregate and aren't exactly welcoming in muggles; probably because they haven't found a way to use them to import more voters
>STILL no mud-blood headmaster
>instead they make their diversity quota by coming up with a potion that turns Hermione into a black woman.
>STILL not acknowledging what gay Dumbledore did to turn a young Voldemort into an angry angsty guy

Hypocrites.

>So fuck him and fuck you too

will the real Slim Shady please stand up

Harry Potter wasn't set in the current year, user.

but what if draco was a girl?

>Harry Potter wasn't set in the current year, user.

Hatesex.

>The Riddles were also wizard gentry
What? Tom Riddle senior was literally a muggle. He was seduced by Merope with the help of magic.

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>ginny

this is the weirdest thing to me, you think they could've gotten a hot redhead for ginny at least.

Just look at those pure Aryan genetics

They couldn't have Harry marrying anyone too pretty. It would have taken away from his common touch.

Can't really blame them for that one.
They were playing the puberty lottery when they cast them, and firing someone solely for not being hot enough would have got bad publicity, even before the current year bullshit started rearing its ugly head.

Harry was explicitly called a halfblood multiple times, moron.

Name one.

>got no moneyz better rape dis white hoe

it all makes sense now

Harry is an ungrateful little shit who's never earned anything in his life.

The Dursleys did nothing wrong.

Ginny was supposed to be a bombshell in the books

ayy lamo

>And then the another thread pops up, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the MI6 could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Rowling. You're not going to lose your future writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.


you have to rework on this. the rest is top notch.

t. meme specialist

“He chose the boy he thought most likely to be a danger to him," said Dumbledore. And notice this, Harry. He chose, not the pureblood (which, according to his creed, is the only kind of wizard worth being or knowing), but the half-blood, like himself."

What if not all of james died that night and not all of harry lived.
What if the tri wizard tournament was as it should've been, a wizard discovering who he wants to be?

>tfw no pureblood gf

Jesus what an ugly motherfucker

Dumbledore was senile. Both of Harry's parents were Hogwarts students who Dumblederp personally admitted to the school. Ergo he was a fullblood.

How about a quote from someone who didn't have dementia.

>thousands of years of evolution
>various differences in bone structure, skin color etc
>but not intelligence
>that stayed exactly the same for every race

ok

Pure blood refers to someone with entirely magical ancestry. Harry's mother was muggleborn, which means literally half his family is non-magical. Ergo he is half-blood.

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I want you to know that I actually burst out laughing at this, cheers

No it isn't

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You should really work on that reading comprehension, bud

When i saw the harry potter movies the first time i was in my early 20s and everything looked fine and handled in the right way. Now im 35 and I recently rewatched the whole series with my little sister and...

>Snape is the biggest cuck in the world he wasted his whole life to protect the son of his childhood crush, she had with his goddamn BULLY
>Dumbledore it's a fucking idiot if only he have explained the whole fucking point to Harry day 1 probably a hundred of people would not have died
>Muggles are objectively inferior in HP fictional world and Voldemort was right

Well at least this time I explained my little sister the right way to understand the series.

>Are you sure you even read these books?
The fucking irony

It's almost beyond belief how lacking in self-awareness you people are. Stop pretending to be a intellectual, you racist dipshit. Lmao

user, he's barely pretending at this point

>Ginny doesn't put out and has bad Weasley genes so his kids are probably retarded vs. Malfoy's guaranteed racially pure Aryan descendants
why you had to make this a gay thing
and you do realize harry and draco can't have kids, they are both men

but he wasn't one. both his parents were wizard/witch

>30 years old