P-peter

P-peter....

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Kill 'em all, Peter...

I'm your father...

H...help..keep..keep the race..p...pure....peter..

>P-Peter I need you to...burn all those tax ledgers in my office...burn them all Peter
What did uncle Ben keep in those ledgers?

>Peter, in these final moments I am going to reveal to you a truth about me. While all of it is true, I'm a white nationalist, nigger, kike and fag hating American, I have regularly been making spank bank deposits to sissy sph hypnos. This makes me irrationally angry, and fills me with a deep sense of guilt and shame, but lately that guilt has been dissipating after I reach climax and my seminal fluids spray across the room. What I'm trying to say is, I've purchased a considerable amount of womens clothing, stockings, skirts, among that chastity cages, buttplugs, urethral sounds, bad dragon toys, cumlube. I want you to burn all of these before Aunt May finds it. While you're at it, to spare me the postmortem humilation, will you reach down my crotch and rip the cage off me? It's a pink holy trainer, you can just rip it right off, I have a strong taste for ballbusting so don't worry about hurting me. I haven't had an orgasm in 7 weeks though, so I apologize in advance if I spurt sissy cummies on you in the process.

s-save the white race, peter

..drive those kike bastards out of America. Promise me, Peter

Peter... don't... let anyone tell you the Irish are white... this country went straight... straight down the toilet the very moment those mick bastards got lumped in with the rest of us...

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Kill me, Pete.

>racism is always wrong Peter youre right, Ill come in just give me a minute to collect myself.
>(Peter leaves)
>(Ben looks directly into the camer) OK look here America, my faggot grandkid is a lost cause he'll probably get some gook cunt knocked up and make some happa screweyed abominations. I need you to keep the race pure, to keep America strong, to keep the white skin white for the sake of the world.
>Dont worry about me, ill probably end up being shot by some goomba or even a raghead in this toilette of a city

>Uncle Ben visits /gif/

laughing out loud at work here fellas

Come on Peter, if the Germans killed 6 million Jews in the course of those 2,000 days, they must have averaged 3,000 Jews per day, every single day, for the full extent of the war. This is a truly astounding statistic: 3,000 Jews murdered every day, by some combination of gassing, shooting, and deprivation—for nearly six straight years. Is this plausible? Is it?

How do you people come up with this shit?

*cough
check this dubs

>your aunt and i found your sketchbook
>peter... the human holocaust
>i don’t know what to say peter...
>i thought may and i were paying for that school in the city to get you a good education
what commentary was raimi trying to inject in this scene

>no, Uncle Ben, you don't understand
>oh really, Pete? What is it that I don't understand? Seems to me you've been brainwashed by your teachers to believe kike lies.
>I know the holocaust didn't happen, Uncle Ben. I named myself the Human Holocaust because this time...it's a promise.

The way Uncle Ben teared up and hugged him was genuinely emotional. Raimi is a true auteur.

>grandkid
this is the funniest part desu

>OK im ready release the gas
>(hissing fills the container)
>(Osborn tries to hold his breath for as long as he can)
>AAAHH aah ah
>I can breath! The Zyklon B is breathable! This proves my research once and for all! The holocaust never happened its all a lie!


What the fuck Raimi?!

The Mongols killed half a million in one day in the midevil age so yea!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_genocide

>are you in or are you out, Spider-Man?
>you're the one who's out, Goblin. Out of your mind for thinking I'll fall for one of your Jewish tricks. You'd never team up with a gentile, if I accepted your offer you'd stab me in the back with a dreidel.
>have it your way, goy

wow this dialogue would not be allowed today...it was a different time

>yes...I have gained POWER from the gas! This gas chamber has bestowed more power on me than I could have ever imagined!
>from now on you will call me...the Green Golem!

I can't believe they censored the character's name completely for home video.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography

>harry tells me you don’t believe jet fuel can melt steal beams
>i’m a bit of an architectural engineer myself
was raimi always this on the nose

>listen to me, Pete. I don't want you hanging around that Norman Osberg kid anymore.
>why not, Uncle Ben?
>Peter, what did I tell you about "berg," "stein," and "witz?"
>Well...they're Jew names...
>That's right, Peter. You're a WHITE man. Make some Aryan friends, don't associate with...their kind.

>harry tells me you deny the holocaust
>I'm something of a rational thinker myself

seriously did Raimi think he was going to get away with this just because it was the bad guy saying it?

Man I love Willem Dafoe

>listen to me Peter...that guy you just saw running away from me...he didn't do it...it was some other undesirable
>who was it, Uncle Ben?
>some Irish prick, Peter, he's going to come back two movies from now in a shocking twist and he'll end up getting turned into some sort of shapeshifting sand monster due to the mass incompetency of the quality of the script for that film
>Uncle Ben, I don't understand
>Ah, Pete, I knew you wouldn't. Ah well, just keep the race pure...stay away from Mary Jane, she's a coalburner

>oh, you are sad because a girl at yout school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't me you have it hard because you are a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the ladyboy you fell deeply in love with and made passionate steamy sex in a collapsing bamboo shack, Just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what?, fuck you. get the fuck out of my fucking car.

this is my fav one

>oh, you're sad because a girl at high school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age I left my school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there Peter! You know what? Fuck you, get the fuck out of my car.

>How operational is your hebrew splicing serum?
>The trial showed an 800% increase in banking
>And the side effects?
>...Lying...cheating....and an increase in speaking yiddish..
>That was only one test, besides Dr.Wolfenburgstein the entire staff certifies its ready for gentile testing

Raimi really seems to be fixated

Ha

>I fried so many slopes they named a brand of rice after me
Every time

Anyone got the “looks directly at the camera” and talks about the white mans burden pasta?

2,000 days is 5.4 years. WWII ended in 1945. The so-called holocaust didn't begin until 1942. That's 3 years, max. 3 years is 1,095 days. At 6,000,000 jews, that's 5,479.45 jews per day... not only killed, but cremated. And it takes multiple hours to cremate a single body. Your math doesn't add up.

Exposure and creativity.

>.m

>Peter: I need and advance..
>JJJ: .... *laughs* You serious? Pay you for what? Sympathy? You slimey kike, kid. You think you can get a a hand out like the fuckin’ mudbacks and jigaboos from me, you better turn yourself around. The welfare lines down the street. The Holocaust Museum, 8 o’clock! See ya!

>Peter I lost... I fight niggers, spices, kikes my whole life and for what? To end up being shoot like an animal by white person? Peter what if u was wrong? What if I was on the wrong team my whole life?
>you are wrong uncle Ben. The shooter was clearly Mexican.
>oh really? Thank you Peter, now I can go in peace. Continue my work Peter.

>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

...it's okay to be... white.

Uhhh...

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>P-Peter...I did 9/11 Peter....I wanted...I wanted us to take out the towelheads before they came for us...the plane was supposed to s-swerve Peter...It was supposed to Swe-!

What did Raimi mean by this?

Someone post the one about the baby photos in the attic.

>find...a..good..w..white...woman....and..raise..a..family...p..peter
>just...n..not...the...Russian...girl...
>the....Slavs...are.....no....b..better....than.....niggers......peter

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...tell the cops he was puerto rican

>pe...peter. your aunt m...aunt may. she's not really your aunt. you're...you're not related. i know what happened peter. it's ok.

the best

These never happened

watch it again

this

fucking kek

>he didn't see the extended director's cut

get it together, user

>D-did I tell you how your parents experimented with your genes and then were killed by Norman Osborn on a plane, but now May is hot and you are Batman Beyond? They were good friends.

That’s what you get for only watching the theatrical cut, pleb.

>Harry tells me you're an advocate for civil rights
>I'm something of a KANG myself

I still don't know what his race changing from black to Jewish after getting gassed was supposed to symbolize.

Amazing

This meme has gone so off the rails I can't decipher its origin anymore.

"Just like Holocaust never happened, Peter, but how I wish it had"

this feelio unironically desu

I laughed so hard that I got tears. Is this what true kino is?

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i hope someone tweets these to Raimi asking for an apology this is disgusting

It started because people kept pointing out that Peter's line "nice outfit, did your husband make that for you" was something you couldn't get away with putting in a movie today.

>Nice queer suit. Did your husband make that for you, you AIDS-infested subhuman scum? I can smell the cum on your breath from here.

Wow the extended edition really fleshed out Peter's character a lot.

哈利告訴我你吃狗

Raimi BTFO

Just watch the Raimi cut, kikes messed with the theatrical.

Poser plebs. It was the original theatrical version that had the racy stuff, it wasn't until the (((studios))) edited it down for home video that the more controversial elements were removed.

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You know, I'm something of a national socialist myself.

The line was actually "Peter, I'm rational."

Why did Norman Osberg say this? Was he just trying to fit in with the goyim?

Uncle Sup Forums

>Peter... Don't tell Harry the media is controlled by Jewish lobbies...

Whats Raimi trying to say here? Was he shielding Harry so that he could live a better life in ignorance? Is it better to live in ignorance and be happy?

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

jej

the best raimiposts always feature meta-memes

You're the pleb here bud. Theatrical only left in some content but took out the majority of Norman Osberg trying to prevent holocaust research. Also I'm not talking about the DVD but the Directors cut you can only get through emailing Raimi.

>next stop... TREBLINKA!

Raimi didn't hold back in the director's cut