Apprentice Thread

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Good evening boys
I hope Suggs has a paper skeleton on his shopping list

Whoops missed this one

Men to lose again right?

unbelievable how they won last week.
I guess that tranny being PM fucked it right up not telling the costs

nah, Michaela and Best Sarah will carry the boys to victory again

>lemon sherbert
is this cockney rhyming slang for something very insulting?

takeaway is en route, lads

it's a race against time, much like one of lord sugar's challenges

Negotiate with the delivery guy
Claude's watching you mate, don't screw the deal up

LADS the stream I normally use is fucking up anyone know of another?

Best man go

Best woman go

>Best man
Big Liz

>Best Woman
Sarah

>and is that british doner meat? fantastic
>and the chips, are they like, gourmet? they're not, well i guess they'll have to do
>boys boys BOYS just be quiet a sec i'm trying to figure out the tip
>jeff, what's 15% of £10.80?
>so in total that comes to... jeff?
>okay great, and is that... negotiable? it's not.
>...
>charlie can you check those numbers?

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

shit, this is fucking up now, is this the one you meant?

yeah thats the one I normally use, keeps stuttering and the audio is wonky

tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/

found this one for now seems to be decent enough

Cool. Got another one here:
tvplayer.com/watch/bbcone
seems alright

>uk only

top lel

You couldn't pitch a tent at Glastonbury. It is... With regret that... You're fired.

SOMFA
O
M
F
A

shes now making baking videos that average less than 1000 views
some business

>le floppy haired comedian

Fuck sake

Another week, another waifu Wednesday

>19 minutes left

Fucking hell Suggs starting early tonight

God I forgot about Joanna, what a miserable girl

Why does Michaela have the porn star look?

Double firing this week

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>The restaurant's added 10 minutes to your delivery time.
AAAAAARGH

you're FUCKING fired presto pizza

>she admits they need guys to stop them arguing and get them on track

holy fucking kek

Whats that annoying horsey woman called again that everyone hates?

>slutty Michaela will never corner you in the office supply room
why even live?

someone please name a pornstar that looks like her quick

I'm (unironically) a corporate man who works in one of the most iconic buildings in London. Might have to go on the Apprentice myself desu, just seems like the done thing

>jewish
I mean all the other lads at least try to look good, have abs etc

But this guy looks like a mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant

Sorry for no Roisin webm last week, was away and though I had a telly and internet it had fucking nanny net or something so couldn't post

BICKERING ALREADY

m-m-MUMMY!

literal perfection

>not getting papa johns
Sad!

isnt it financially irresponsible for a woman to not sell her vagina? its a depreciating asset

THIS IS A NARCISSISTIC FUCKING TASK

>task hasnt started
>already fighting

>hiro
/ourgal/

>tfw Sarah-Jayne will never sulk while watching you fuck another girl

The fuck has that blonde women been there the whole time?

Support your local pizzeria you fat fuck.

>at least one will be fired

DOUBLE DEATH CONFIRMED

brown slut is wearing a choker

>the absolute state of western women

>Big Ben
rip

>all this roisin love.
I get it but what about that scottish dentist who won it?

What have I missed

what are you on? 50k? hate you lot. stop clogging up the tube

>acquire wacky items week
this gon be gud

>Use your initiative
>But also if you use your initiative you're fired

>implying Big Ben still sounds

Fuck, how long ago did they film this?

I live in a village mate, we don't have "local pizzerias"

I would never fuck another girl in the first place

>if you want to be my business partner, i expect you to spend all day running round london finding way to stroke my ego

Charles looks like a down syndrome Fantano

fucking state of those glasses

>Support your local pizzeria

Which also usually doubles up as a chippie and a chicken shop. Jack of all trades master of none those sorts of places.

>Fatima is from London

shocking

What's made in 1947? Spam?

Last year probably

Only £30k at the moment, but I've been in the job less than a year and it's my first role. With ~5-10 years experience it's likely to be £50k, and outside chance of £100k+ in the future if I get a senior role. Will inevitably leave this horrible city long before that though, so it's all irrelevant

Make your own then. It'll take less time and be cheaper if you use store bought dough

>digital marketing manager
what does this even mean

Apparently Sarah-Jayne is the only one who hasn't put "Apprentice contestant" on their LinkedIn

>bricks and mortar

fuck off Suggs you twat

skeleton

Why the fuck are they on about

Have they heard of google maps?

Black lass is gone

Joanna being a right bitch already

>Charles, you're performance this time was a weak to strong 3, you're fired

Michelle is literally 4000x better without the glasses

Pure wew

>we need a monogrammed hankerchief
>LETS GO SAVILE ROW LOL

He literally knew what it was immediately

Fuck you sugar

Is Liz our lass?

Was this just a lie?

>amstrad is antique
christ

>local pizzeria

found the amerifat, there full off pakis, sell shit pizza and usually combined with a chicken shop AND fish and chips shop

fuck em

Runs the company Facebook account

did he want fucking bricks for his birthday!?

Just go down the local tip

Christ England must suck. I'm Italian.

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and they deliver cans of stella which is what i was after

It's coz he's a grafter, an 'ard worker and he built a business all by his self

Claude looking more wrinkled than my bawsack

Works in online marketing

Essentially advertising on Facebook, Twitter and Google Adwords

I do it :)

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>Amstrad computer
>expensive

lol. Best chance of finding one of those is in the back room of a fucking charity shop. Talking of charity shops, anyone remember THE SPASTICS SOCIETY. It was a different time

How do you get a job doing that? Can I do it from home with no previous experience?

>I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT LONDON
why apply for the show then?

A LITERAL fucking shill

If you're only pizza options are the big three or Ohio Fried Chicken I'm gutted for you desu

They should just buy a film made in 1947

*sniffs seat*

yeah... but bricks?!