So, how do you want your Tomb Raider reboot ,senpai?

So, how do you want your Tomb Raider reboot ,senpai?

Thicc

Cute boy, who is he?

>Lara Croft vs Nu Raider

You expect me to believe this woman has slid down a 100ft slope backwards, backflipped onto a ledge avoiding the rolling boulder, flipped sideways over rotating blades, dashed across a crumbling bridge, rolled under a closing stone door then gunned down a T-Rex with two handguns? Yeah right.

>Sup Forums loved her when Ex Machina came out
>now Sup Forums hates her
What changed?

This

>she
lmao

>small timid woman cast as small timid robot
>small timid woman cast as strong powerful girl
Nu-Lara is shit and two hours of someone BECOMING the interesting character is boooooooooooooooooooring

who's da whore

giv pussy

You know what? I'm at my breaking point.
I don't give a fuck if you call this bait, or if you call this pasta or if you even say I'm edgy or cock riding.

I am a lesbian female and I find Alicia Vikander very attractive but outside of that I want you to know that she's done nothing, and I mean nothing wrong. She's a sweet and upstanding actress who just wants the best for the movie industry.

So you know what? You motherfuckering faggot ass niggers need to shut the fuck up or give me your addreses. I will go to your houses and slap you so hard you'll WISH you had kept your mouth shut. I'm not scared of Sup Forums and your Anonymous shit.

Not any of you could ever be like Alicia and not any of you could ever be close to what she's accomplished. To that regard you're all just little bitches. Scared little bitches.

Now either step up and get your ass pounded the non-fun way by a muscular queer or leave Alicia Vikander alone. This is your ONLY and final warning.

Stop fucking with Alicia Vikander. NOW.

why did they make wonder woman and tomb raider have no tits ? fuck holywoo

Please do the kindly and show bob

With an actress who looks like Lara Croft instead this androginous looking 30 kg "woman".

I want a Big Mac.

>I am a lesbian female
Hahahaha, this is fuckign bait

How is that even legal?

>claims to be femanon
>call us niggers
lmao nice try

Vikander looks exactly like Lara.

She could still be using the word in its most wholesome context, as a catch-all pejorative.

Not if she was a woman.

looks shit

Enji night you fucking newpleb

america

Isn't Laura supposed to be hot?

Oi cunts, LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE.

>tfw just started nofap
goddamn you

oh yes this is like fettuccine alfredo from the night before warm out of the microwave in the afternoon

I want her to be either more buff or just Angelina Jolie as an older Croft passing on the torch

As a follow up, let's reminisce about how solid the old Lara Croft movies were
>discount Indiana Jones with a sexy lady
>the perfect summer popcorn flick with nice visuals and solid pacing

>You're in the woods, walking a treaded path, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a T-Rex nest, Alicia. You reach down and pick up one of the eggs. A small baby T-Rex pops its head out from the shell, but it can't make its way out on its own. It needs your help, Alicia, but you're just watching it claw helplessly. Why aren't you helping it, Alicia?

Not anymore

Christ what a fucking disgusting goblin

I....dont really see the problem here. They needed an actress that looks like nu lara. Vickers does. Angelina wouldnt.

>let's reminisce about how solid the old Lara Croft movies were

The only thing to reminisce about the old TR movies is Jolie's tits and ass. Everything else was dogshit.

those are some nice hips

nonexistent

LONDON
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Yeah, basically twins.

>Vikander looks like nu-Lara

wut?

>nu-Lara
am I the only one that likes nu-lara?

I liked a lot the first reboot, still have to play the second one because a friend of mine told me the story is quite a shit and they reduced Lara breast size...so i smelled SJWs/feminazis touch that is like reverse of Midas: everything they touch turn into utter garbage.

>you're FLAT
>you NO TALENT piece of SHIT

gross

The story and setting is fine actually. Even the gameplay is somewhat fine both games suck for one reason only and thats the difficulty. Even on max difficultly, its mind-numbingly easy to beat. Thats not what TR games were known for.

Based on looks alone, I think Phoebe Tonkin would have been an excellent choice.

They turned the big Hawaiian guy into a big black guy with the sequel.
I don't know why.

The trailer for that movie looks bland as fuck.

A Tomb Raider movie really relies on set design and they clearly don't have it.

No wonder Americans are so fucking fat.

>damn I cant lose any weight, I only ate 2 meals today and I'm still obese?
>What's that? A single meal shouldn't contain 5000 calories?

>What's a T-Rex?

Baskin Robbins isn't a place you go for a meal

TR1/Anniversary

ANOTHER FLAT-CHESTED WHORE PLAYING A ROLE SHE SHOULDN'T BE

It's a shame she's wasting her talent on this dross but girl's gotta get paid somehow I guess.

Alicia Vikander is pretty fit IRL actually, so at least it's more believable than Angelina or the tit-monsters from the games.

Ex Machina was more of a niche while this is a big franchise. 4chains hates on everything big and popular.

Looks like a cheap porn actress.

Is this premiering on lifetime? Christ

yeah that chest is gross but I bet her foot pussy on point

Fat, by that I mean no muscles, and not sporty at all, really great for adventuring, running, climbing and surviving....
You are all autists, holy shit

Is Angelina Jolie the only one who pulled it off?

The new Lara isn’t „strong and powerful“ idiot

No
I like her too

The game is actually very good, no sjw bullshit at all. If you liked the first you’ll like the second as well they improved all mechanics and made the game less linear, but not a boring open world sandbox. It’s a lot of fun.

Cute

>woman singlehandedly owns an entire island
>not sjw bullshit

Just fridge-plank my shit up senpai

By that standard the old Lara was sjw bullshit as well, there she owned dinosaurs, monster krakens and other shit. stupid polbaby

>woman puts effort into her appearence by working out and counting calories

EWW!

>woman lets herself go and eats whatever she wants

OMG THICC SO PERFECT *sweatingman.jpg*

Fuck you people. You all have no taste. No one posted a better actress. Just some thots.

she looks like shit and if you are attracted to you are probably a gay man

She looks lovely and you are just a pleb.

>but Lara Croft has to be a big boobed bimbo

Well how about something new? If you want to watch sexualized women just watch porn.

> "You expect me to believe this woman has slid down a 100ft slope backwards, backflipped onto a ledge avoiding the rolling boulder, flipped sideways over rotating blades, dashed across a crumbling bridge, rolled under a closing stone door then gunned down a T-Rex with two handguns? Yeah right.
> Complaining about Lara Croft's cup size being reduced when realistically the most agile/athletic women have the smallest breasts (gymnasts, long distance runners etc)

I hate men now

This

This

It's a good source of calcium and vitamin A.

It's indicative of a larger problem.

>wanting women to have feminine features is now bad

>you know what a chicken is?
– takes a long breath from cigarette –
>y-yeah
>same thing

No one in this picture is bigger than a B

tbf, being flat makes sense.

Classic Lara's center of mass would be in front of her.

>So, how do you want your Tomb Raider reboot ,senpai

Contrived.

From the trailer:
>if you're hearing this it means I am dead.

Nailed it.

>Staciana Stitts
>5'10
>Cathy Sassin
>5'6
>Cathy is taller
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