Apprentice Thread 2

need a Sarah Jayne gf lads

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First for Sarah-Jayne

need a Michaela mistress lads

need a black gf lads

Please let the women lose

Literally not sure who wins this, it was a clusterfuck

>£310.70
>£430.03

Fucking rekt by dishonourable Anstrad slag

>safe for another week
Thank good

You mean Sarah Lynn r

christ the boys are absolutely useless

RIP Harrison

If it was a flat £100 fine for being late, they may as well have taken a fucking week to get everything together.

IT'S GOING TO BE A WOMBO COMBO

Fuck sake

Why are the men so shit?

Can't stand it when they fucking cry as if anyone gives a shit

>Joanna, what's wrong

Christ Karen, she's just happy she won. No need to give her the Spanish inquisition

pls don't sack the redhead Alan, I only just started watching and I wanna crank one out over her

also this "prize" fucking sucks

>£100 for being late
>not adjusted for the amount of time
Just stay out all night in that case

>1940s
AKA every London hipster place

Karen is such a colossal cunt now

Find Elizabeth hilarious desu lads, convinced she's a genuine autist

Need a big liz gf

I imagine there's a poor sportsmanship penalty for taking the piss

Like when you get disqualified from Come Dine With Me for intentionally scoring people low so you're more likely to win

I've been to this bar, it's as awful as it looks.

>get a prize of hanging around with someone insufferable hipster cunts

which place was this though - Cahoots?

Jesus christ do people actually go to these places?

Ross looks like a No Man's Sky dev

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The weekly treats have got much shitter over the years.

Harrison deserves to go

Plus stolen all the items.

Charles, you made a real holocaust of this task, and for that you're fired

>Your prize this week is a bar that celebrates the 40s
>You'll be glad to miss this one, Charles, they put kikes like you in the oven back then

Never seen that happen but most people do it

see:

This bearded white guy has the biggest tell on the planet. Every single time he speaks he touches his ear.

Jew boy to go again?

>6 mins left
Fuck that went quickly

People were giving 7-9s and a woman gave 2-3s. The Geordie voiceover said she had a choice - redo her scores or be disqualified

It was funny

harrison is SACKED

>This bearded white guy has the biggest tell on the planet. Every single time he speaks he touches his ear.

U wot

>Charles after tonight you'll have to tell people to remember the 6000001. You're fired

would be good if Harrison and the paki both got fired

luv ya

LMAO

Harrison about to get reamed

Chads lose again

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Does that actually happen? I always wondered why I never see someone rate everyone 1/10 to maximise their chances of winning.

>Charles, you tried to circumnavigate London, but you just circumcised yourself. You're fired.

damn

So many useless twonks.

Alpha as fuck desu

>Geordie voiceover
Haven't watched it in ages, did the based smug guy get replaced?

she's a literal 2/10

Ross in the shit

need a Sarah Lynn mummy gf lads

pop down to a service station after 7pm she'll be cleaning tables

never forget this mad cunt

Lads.... I'm down.

Yeah Paul was a dick but there's no alpha males this year, they're all spineless betas. Just look at Ross, the lad looks like he's on the verge of crying all the time.

should have won

Why does the staple-eared fuck have so much attitude in the boardroom? This is at least the third time he's given Suggs unnecessary sass

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>indian brings in two white guys

SAHJIN SUICIDE

Another week lads

Hello yank

Paul would have genuinely sparked him out by now. Yeah seems like all the "men" this series are pussies/idiots. Shame theres always an agenda with these shows.

Yeah, Cahoots.

Patrician fetish

To be fair to Ross he couldnt have done shit on it

Harrison fucked up two fucking things

>Only ten minutes left

wtf

>nobody tried to Jedi Jim

Fucking pussies

TRIPLE firing confirmed

wouldn't it be easier to plan which places you're going to before you get in the car?

Jews looking out for each other. What else is new.

You can tell she is great in the sack

Aaaaaaaaaaaah

Nah

Indian lad wasn't awful

>Sahjin, perhaps if you didn't stop to take a shit on every street you would have made it in time. You're fired

>Sajan, you won't poo in my loo, but you pooed all over this task. I suggest you go outside and poo in the street. You're fired.

>in the sack
FOY

Is Ross jewish?

That would require being able to read a map.

>You lost week 2
lol Karen

Karren BTFO

Who is this guy so I can look up some funny vids?
Thanks.

Yes

But these panicky fuckers want to seem like they're taking charge and show initiative

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>Sajan, I know how much you love girls who "show bob and vagene". Yet when I asked you to show me a few bob, you couldn't deliver. Sajan, you're fired.

DESIGNATED

Brap kino?

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>I was project manager in week 2
>You lost week 2

This arrogant fucker needs to go

>I am very smart

>IQ

lel

>statistically speaking, im very smart

Why does Karen think that being a "strong businesswoman" is acting like a cunt all the time.

>Sajan, I quote the words of your nation's esteemed idol, Apu. I thank you, but you may not come again. You're fired.