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Flaw #1: Its a train and not real
He is easily flummoxed by more modern and sophisticated engines.
He's not Thomas
>stupid name
>stupid colour
>redundant engine
The railway is out of date, and not much use you know.
harold you ass, kids were gonna drown and all you thought to do was give us coffee.
Diesel LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
Right? That episode taught me that there is NO difference between confidence and arrogance. Fuck you Ringo, Diesel is a beast.
Literally all he did was say, "your worthy fat controller," something the steam engines call him all the time. After Duck yelled at him for literally nothing he was justified in his subsequent actions.
His lips don't move when he talks.
He basically said that diesels exist to take over railways.
He wasn't wrong.
For a while. Then hundreds of his brothers were scrapped because they were useless.
>Tell engine to do something
>Engine gets cocky
>Engine fucks up because they were cocky
Why do they employ sentient trains again?
How else would we know what human meat tasted like? No human is going to want to eat another, but if one of your sentient trains with his mouth literally on his front runs over the pedestrian, the pedestrian gets eaten and you can ask the engine what he tasted like, thereby answering the age-old question.
Are engine's faces made of meat?
One would hope not, being stuck on the front of a boiler all the time.
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Malleable, semi-liquid metal. Just like the Transformers' faces.
His bachmann model costs too much
>Why do they employ sentient trains again?
Its all that fat bastard's doing.
Honestly 'get off my fookin' platform' is the only part of that really worth watching.
He waddles.
There is no flaw! He's my favorite! Every time a thread says "What went wrong?", I'll will reply "Precisely Nothing!" and if it says "Find a Flaw", I will reply "There is no flaw!:
Most of you here are legitimate autists.
Shed 17 is canon
This is Sup Forums after all.
Trump pls.
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He is real actually.
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Revealed by Awdry, Duck was a 57xx Class, and had an actual number which existed but was scrapped, So the real Duck is probably chilling as a part of a car or as a toaster.
>duck could be your toaster right now
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What now, nigga
Diesels aren't actually useless, though. Diesel is cleaner AND more efficient than coal. This was just the creators being autistically prejudiced against diesel fuel.
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u got a problem lad
This is the real Duck sitting at Swindon ready for scrapping.
And this is the real Oliver.