Beach City Con

Holy shit hahahahahahahahaha

What the fuck is this?

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It's been a thing for a while. Unlike Dashcon however the people planning the con have had actual experience making and being part of conventions so it has a good chance of not being the absolute mess, confusion and backpedaling that was tumblrcon.

No the real danger here is the SU fandom itself. While they're plenty of cancerous fandoms, SU is infamous for harboring genuinely horrible people. In fighting and pointless controversy is to be expected.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets maced or even stabbed, that's how awful SU fans have been associated at this point.

>Dashcon
Wasn't this the one where the guy pissed in the ballpit?

yeah and a lot of people also got scammed out of their cash

I really don't know how something that massively fucked could even be allowed to get that far

jared touched him in a bad place

They didn't learn from Dashcon.

General expectation of a basic level of competency is a hell of a drug.

Tumblr fandoms are idiots.
They're a lot of other crazy shit that happened from the Nightvalle people not getting payed and deciding to abandon the con with other panel guest to (and I personally don't believe this to be true but it's too funny to not mention) an after con orgy that had underages and some guy having crabs which spread to everyone else.

service earns time in the ball pit.
and herpes.

>convention where every attendee is a Steven Universe fan

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The Con planners are going to make all the difference.

Steven Universe attracts good-natured people who have been emotionally damaged at some point in their lives.

They're not awful people, they've just been hurt.

Will they have a ball pit?

>Steven Universe attracts good-natured people
That's a good joke, I needed a laugh.

>They're not awful people, they've just been hurt.
This is a sentence I read

>Steven Universe attracts good-natured people
You tell yourself that.

So, who wants to bet what crime will have higher numbers- drug use or child molestation?

>child molestation?
Nah, that's tumblr biggest no-no.
However per their usual crazy extremists ways some take it to farthest depths to it, where if your a thirty something talking to a twenty something year old you are a pedophile rapist and should kill yourself.

>child molestation
Nah, they just get off to loli porn. Oddly enough, it seems to be the chicks on Tumblr who are the biggest fans of it, especially if it's furry shit in the mix. I still don't understand how the demographics fall that way.

This is retarded

>con orgy
>orgy with tumblrites
fucking gnarly

The only drama I heard about was the possibility of them making an LGBT focused panel 18+

>Steven Universe attracts good-natured people

I might actually go to thus, depending on the quality of the ball pit.

What would they even do?

Panels on how each character is super gay?

>Steven Universe attracts good-natured people
ok sure i like SU but the fans suck ass

Super gay, how it's triggering to make certain (any) ships, how Steven and Late and Sadie and...everyone actually is totally trans.

>late
Lars*

I hate this phone but being at drill can't stop me from shitposting on Sup Forums.

Lets not forget they almost killed someone.

I feel like something like su isn't big enough to get a con like mlp was.

Also can you eleborate on what tumblrcon was and how it failed?

Hey, that's great. Maybe they can all get together and have one big shitpost party spamming threads about their shitty show on Sup Forums.

>Tumblr fandoms are idiots.
Remember that time they got scammed by a taco that wanted to make a show about a cop and a bear?
They really never learn.

Wasn't the bear on the original picture killed too?

i think?
all i remember is they gave over 100k to an underage mexican girl and as soon as she got the money she vanished.

That's awesome.

>Dashcon
what is that?

Then the Cartels got her.

Here user, lets take a look at some of these "good natured-emotionally damaged" people...
youtube.com/watch?v=X7HDm_Yj9nM

This is what is known as a "target rich environment".

>drug use
> going to a con after party without drugs

wut

>Also can you eleborate on what tumblrcon was and how it failed
Honestly just Google Dashcon. I don't mean that in a "no spoon feeding" sort of way but I'm currently phoneposting and so much dumb shit went down that I really can't give it justice in a single post.

Everything in your post is utter trite, mein friendo. I honestly can't tell if you're baiting or just plain stupid.

This is literally worse than any mlp convention. On the same token, you can to any campus protest and get the same experience.

>Virginia Beach
Fuck you faggots, Beach City is based off of Rehobeth Beach and Dewey Beach in Delaware.

The bear was euthanized I think.

I suggest searching for the old dashcon threads on /cgl/, those were hilarious.

I don't think /cgl/ has ever been as happy as when Dashcon existed. One if the slower boards and all of a sudden a tsunami of people from all over come to laugh at the freak show.

It truly was their TORtanic.

It's funny. My friend keeps saying they were crazy not to do another Dashcon, because all the buzz is there.

I can see it.
It's become so infamous it has its own fanbase. I can easily imagine another Dashcon attracting far more people who want to see the meme in action.

It's basically the Troll 2 of conventions.

>Take a piss in the ballpit for $5

For those of you who don't know what Dashcon is lurk more
youtube.com/watch?v=ctrpmv92G-I
That's a good summarization of what happened.
notable things
They booked some guy, the didn't pay for their flight, their hotel, they didn't even pay them prior to actually even be there in that they wanted to pay them after they did their panel.
But then it got even worse when they then raised a bunch of money trying to patch the shit up through a kickstarter. They attempted to raise some 20,000 dollars to prevent their gig from being shut down because they didn't realize that they needed to pay to be there in the first place.
A good amount of cringy shit happened like a Sup Forums name drop, and being loud shitheads. Essentially if it ever were to happen again (which it won't) the place that hosted them will probably never let them get near their building again because of this shit.

The biggest meme was that they had a ball pit that someone ended up pissing themselves in. pic related.

like I said though, that video does do some justice, but there is just way too much stuff to talk about that it's better that you just look the shit up.

I feel that I will regret to ask but, what the fuck is the omegaverse?

>six gender system
not enough genders for tumblr

It was glorious. I regret not reading the earliest threads until now since I missed some juicy shit. For example:
youtube.com/watch?v=LEDJgfYAw-g

Coming soon
>youtu.be/PkoypI0yjrQ

>They booked some guy, the didn't pay for their flight, their hotel, they didn't even pay them prior to actually even be there in that they wanted to pay them after they did their panel.
It was Nightvale, and they were already on tour, and they went out of their way to drive out there, but then found out they would be paid AFTER the convention when they had a bearing on their money, and so they bailed.
>>But then it got even worse when they then raised a bunch of money trying to patch the shit up through a kickstarter. They attempted to raise some 20,000 dollars to prevent their gig from being shut down because they didn't realize that they needed to pay to be there in the first place.
$14,000, and it was during the first day/night. They were dumping money into a sack. The video of that shit has them doing the Hunger Games salute and singing we are the Champions.

And some more details.
The ballpit was how they compensated the people who paid extra to see night vale.

The game room only had one tv and no real video game consoles.

They had a guess that anime panel with questions like "This anime has characters fight each other with living clothing". The prizes were breath mints from the hotel.

Attendees were breaking down and crying because they realized how much money they blew to be there.

The artist gallery closed very early because they were getting no business at all.

This last one I'm unsure of, but apparently representatives of a company called Dashcon showed up and wanted to take legal action.

1:17
>>"Give me back my money!"

Everytime!

Seeing that small of a crowd size, the fact taht they got so much money out of them is worrisome.

That is one ugly cunt.

I remember the thread where somebody came in some brownies and gave it to people at a Sup Forums con. I wonder if anyone will do something similar at the SU con.

> We are DashCon. We are tumblr. We are fandom. We are the champions, we will stand as one, and we will NOT be crushed.

SU has out beat Homestuck and MLP for being the most hateful and spiteful fandom in the world.

People with shit taste in shows usually become hateful and spiteful when everyone else tells them the truth about their taste in shows.

Thank you, that's a much more complete version of my list.

and in regards to that last point, I think it was the hotel threatening legal action/police involvement due to the money situation. All in all it was a massive shit show.

If this goes through though I'm willing to bet we are going to get another wave of phenomenal green texts.

Also it bothers me that diamonds are 1 dollar donations, while pearl is 100.

>We are DashCon. We are tumblr. We are fandom. We are the champions, we will stand as one, and we will NOT be crushed.

People like this make me want to slit my wrists

This is so sad.

Here's the dashcon schedule

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Also the local Denny's made fun of them on Twitter.

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>This is not a Night Vale panel. Do not attend this panel.

...what?

>BDSM panel

>based on what incident involving like 5 crazy girls from tumblr
yup that small group reflects on the entire fanbase

let me go check up on what kinda tv shows ISIS likes I bet I can condemn a few more random shows

wtf? this just looks like a typical anime convention schedule, perhaps a little light but why the fuck is it called Dashcon if it not an mlp thing?

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>Live demonstration

>if you attended the bdsm panel see a doctor immediately

haha holy fuck this thing just keeps getting worse. I read about this before but jesus christ

>They expected this shitshow to last three days
kek

>Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons
hold on, that thing wasn't an ironic fandom?

this sounds like a rocky horror meme level of functional degeneracy

I'm amazed at how hilarious Denny's social media is.

Looks like Ballpitcon 2017

>Like basically like they um like walked they literally didn't like want to wait for like their check its like basically like they literally walked

I also recall hearing that Doug Jones, who was a guest at Dashcon, quietly fled after the first day of the con. He's a super nice guy, and he's admitted in the past he's hard a hard time saying 'No' to people. But I hope to God his booking agents are a lot more leery about this shit for his sake.

Also, you forgot that hotel rooms that were supposed to be comped ended up not being so: the Baker Street Babes (a Sherlock Holmes podcast) and Noelle 'Gingerhaze' Stevenson had to pay out of pocket for their own hotel rooms. And they *weren't* cheap.

>hold on, that thing wasn't an ironic fandom?

Probably not. The animation fandoms on Tumblr wanted their own Superwholock, so they glommed onto the then-popular animated movies (that conveniently all starred young, white, teenagers done in that similar Glen Keane/Jin Kim/Dreamworks-y CGI style).

Then they later threw Frozen into the mix, but not long after it the massive multifandom crossover fad died. Superwholock pretty much faded into obscurity after Dashcon, too.

Looking back on it, you could argue that Dashcon was pretty much the end of the fandom innocence era on Tumblr, because about a month or so after The Ball Pit, shit happened in Ferguson, and then the site dropped goofy fandom shenanigans to go full-tilt with social justice. And things have never been the same since.

>Women of Westeros
Why do a small subset of women have to phallate themselves with this masturbatory shit in every piece of media they consume? Like I get raising awareness for important historical figures they may have been swept under the rug or other historical shit, but why the aggrandising of fictional characters so one can pat themselves on the back for having a fucking cooter?

>Sansa??? is so strong?????? Remember that time she got manipulated by some dude who wanted to fuck her mum?? So strong. That black cloak #slay
>OMG Danny doe. Mother of Dragons!!!
>Who's Brienne? She the ugly one?

Yep, she's definitely a Steven Universe fan.

It's an in-joke relating to Night Vale itself. It's merely a happy coincidence that there ended up not actually being a Night Vale panel.

This must be blatant bait. These special snowflakes are the worst cancer in this world.

>Child molestation
You are mistaking them with the TLH pedos.

>They're not awful people, they've just been hurt.

Your Tumblr feed is called a dashboard. That's where the Dash comes from. I don't know why it's called a dashboard.

>>no Greg tier
Yeah, fuck that.

I also vaguely remember that the person they had doing the art for the "show" turned out to draw some pretty fucked up pedo porn too.

Wasn't her handle/url livethefaggotry or something?

Dunno, her tumblr got removed pretty quickly, I only saw some of the art.

>Nah, that's tumblr biggest no-no.
But don't forget they believe in trans-age-ism.
>"But officer, my partner sexually identifies as an 18 year old nonbinary genderless queer. Therefore it's not child molestation!"

there are su fans that have doxxed people and tried to drive a girl to suicide, and the example you decided to use was one who just made puppets

This is nothing new. Invader Zim had a con too.

>SU is infamous for harboring genuinely horrible people
is the SU fanbase that bad I've never interacted with it outside occasionally going on /sug/ I only watch the show. is this about those crazy bitches that almost got a teenager killed?

fun fact the guy that pissed in the ballpit was a Sup Forumsack

I remember when that shit went down. I still remember laughing my ass off at how much of a train wreck it was. It's hard to believe it's been over 2 years since it happened.

encyclopediadramatica.se/Dashcon

>LGBTQ&A
I find this really funny for some reason.

I'm pretty sure that was made up by us.

Didn't they drive another guy to suicide too? I vaguely remember that it was because he shipped pearl with the mayor guy.

I hope to get everyone's age gender when I go.

>can u knot?:exploring the omegaverse