>Thor : Ragnarok

Thor : Ragnarok is the best MCU movie so far

look at this shit

fuk

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> BEST
> MCU
> "movie"
LOLOLOLOLOL
fail on all three counts....

the bar wasn't really that high, though.

Why do alll Marvelcucks claim this about every new marvel flick?

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

It was a comedy that wasn’t funny at all. Noone in my thester laughed except one part

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the wolf looks good the entire movie

>flying horse

for fuck sake

>action comedy
>action is shit
>comedy isn't funny
3/10

It was definitely the most funny action movie in a long time too

Isn't the EXACT same shot in the World of Warcraft movie? Also why the fuck did they rip off Batman&Robin with the niggress Valkyrie and the machine gun in a webm I just saw? Jesus christ marlel get your shit together

which part?

every scene with this guy was gold

>he doesn't know what pegasus is

fucking brainlet

also after watching some interviews with the director, i just want to suck his cock, damn he's cute

marvel films are so forgettable that when a new one comes out they have nothing from previous films to compare it to. therefore the newest automatically wins.

>three vampires huddled together

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Lots of scenes I always wanted to see in live action.
Hulk x Thor, Thor against the serpent of midgard (it is the serpent in my heart), Thor actually using the hammer, Surtur making Galactus unnecessary
Also liked Thor x Loki relationship.

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What We Do in the Shadows is fucking hilarious

i mean look at your own filename retard

It was a very funny movie, everyone that I watched it with said it was funny

Why does Hulk have jizz all over his chest?

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Why does it look worse than the PS4 Ratchet & Clank game, despite having 10 times the budget?

>*record scratch*
>Now I know what you're thinking...
Literally the first scene. Movie starts with a quip and ends with one.

Guess which movie I am describing: Thor 1 or Thor 3?
>Movie starts
>Display of Thor's battle prowess
>Family issues
>Thor loses his powers (sort of)
>Gets exiled on another planet
>Makes friends with a human
>We see his hot naked upper body
>Meanwhile, his green clothed black haired pale skinned slim sibling with a horned helmet is trying to rule Asgard
>Said sibling is commanding an army of faceless mindless minions
>Loki is being a complete backstabbing dick
>2/3rds of the movie is Thor on that other planet trying to return to Asgard and get his full powers back
>He has a fight with a giant powerful being on that planet which beats him almost unconscious, but he gets his powers back and beats the beast
>Saves Asgard in the end by sacrificing something he loves and cares for a lot
>A few references and tie-ins to the MCU here and there
>Gratuitous Stan Lee cameo

>ends with one.
No? Unless you mean Goldblum's post revolution scenen in the credits

>LOLOLOL
>fail
>....
So this is a DCPajeet. Interesting.

>Thor : Ragnarok is the best MCU movie so far
it was really mediocre and absolutely forgettable. ONCE AGAIN.

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Cork (or whatever his name is) makes that quip about his mate.

guess what movie im describing, thor 1 or thor 3:

>no stupid natalie portman/kat dennings plot
>is actually funny
>has talking hulk on it
>naked
>and flirting with a Valkyrie

>Why do alll Marvelcucks claim this about every new marvel flick?
their movies rely on idiots that actually trust Rotten Tomato reviews

>every scene with this guy was gold
talking Groot.
great idea, Marvel

>It was a very funny movie, everyone that I watched it with said it was funny
the David S Pumpkins scene was the best

>LOLOLOLOLOL

Go back to facebook faggot.

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Thor, God of Thunder, BTFO and imprisoned by a taser

its like there is a MOVIE TEMPLATE WIZARD making films the past decade.

We are now using v3.14 of an evolving formula that features a list of character cliches to toggle before you checkout and redirected to your Jew movie production house.

[ ] bitchy, mascara-laden antagonist
[ ] angsty, take-no-shit almost androgynous female support role for the LGBT quotient
[ ] goofy white male beefcake for comedic affect
[ ] masculine black male supporting actor
[ ] collection of current joke cloud from social media
[ ] product placement of Ford / Chevy / Audio merchandise
[ ] 10% discount on budget to contract "Hiram's House of CGI"

>and flirting with a Valkyrie
Actually that part confused me. Who was the mulatto chick flirting with more? Banner or Thor?

wtf is this shit lmao

thor had the bigger dick, also she only knew him for longer

But it's not. Ragnarok tries to be Guardians of the Galaxy but doesn't quite reach the level of GotG1. Official MCU ranking:

1. Winter Soldier
2. Guardians of the Galaxy 1
3. Dr Strange
4. Ragnarok
5. Iron Man 1

Every other MCU movie is absolute garbage, with Homecoming taking the crown as the biggest piece of shit they have ever produced

That part was fucking stupid. He had unlimited ammo and it was just dumb.

you forgot winter soldier apparently

Which avenger is the best quipper now that MCU turned Dr. Strange into Jimmy Fallon?

cliche. noun
>a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.

None of those are cliches. The most absurd of your claims is to say hiring black actors is a cliche.

>Thor, God of Thunder, BTFO and imprisoned by a taser

It's an obedience disk you uneducated pleb, if it can work on silver surfer, then it can definitely work on an asgardian

Wait, what? They got him too? Missed this in WWH.

short hair thor > long hair thor

this was from planet hulk which came before wwh

in a cartoon retelling of planet hulk they subbed in beta ray bill, which may have given them the idea to use thor this time

>short hair thor
Chris Pratt Star Lord Jr

Nigga, it's the first one on his list.

Watching that scene with Odin before dying with that god awful green screen is so cringey. I still can't get it out my head.

It was good, solid 8/10. But not the best

Pratt is babyface, Hemsworth is Chad incarnate
>Thor : Ragnarok is the best MCU movie so far
Thor Ragnarok is only the best Thor movie, it's not the best anything else

>Description isn't accurate to either of them
>Which one is it?
It's "You Are Literally Retarded"

Even my normie friends are done with capeshit for good after this one. GotG2 was close to breaking point for them but this is even worse. A movie about an entire world getting destroyed and it has less stakes than a movie about Robert Pattinson running from the cops for a night with some druggie. They milked the Iron Man movie all they could and now they have done the same with Guardians but it was too much, too fast this time

Holy shit, your taste is shit
>Elder God tier
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
>Pretty Good tier
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Iron Man (2008)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
>Ok tier
Doctor Strange (2016)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
>Meh tier
Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Ant-Man (2015)
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Thor (2011)
>Bad tier
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
terrible b8, name ONE inaccurate quote

strange has literally zero quips in ragnarok

>civil war
>elder god tier
Pffffffffffffffffffft

Is Hershlag in this one?

Suck a cock, Civil War is the best, most enjoyable and most rewatchable movie the MCU has shat out.
Only Winter Soldier, Captain 1 and AoU come close

>>Pretty Good tier
>Iron Man (2008)
>Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
>>Meh tier
>Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
>Ant-Man (2015)
>>Bad tier
>The Incredible Hulk (2008)
>Thor: The Dark World (2013)
>Thor (2011)
>Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
>Doctor Strange (2016)
>Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
>Iron Man 2 (2010)
>Iron Man 3 (2013)
>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
>Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
>Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
>Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
>Captain America: Civil War (2016)
fixed

>that leg
Looks fake as fuck.

Too bad he's a fucking egomaniac.

>Ragnarok above either GotG movie
>Civil War below Antman
>Civil War and Winter Soldier on the same tier as Hulk or Thor 1
lol, your taste is the exact opposite of good

What was that spaceship at the end? I bet low key took the infinity stone and thanos is after it.

MOMMY

>piss off, ghost

that's the consensus, yes

this shot is so fucking cool

it is stupid fucking capeshit.

I'm concerned because I think you are serious. I'm all for people having their own opinons, but if you think Civil War is not only a good film but miles better than the other MCU films, then I think there must be something wrong with you friend

Because in general Marvel movies keep getting better and better.

And Marvel is finally done with origin stories, which started to resemble each other.

Civil War doesn't hold up on rewatches at all

Great way to end his character. Loved how everyone is using swords and lighting to fight and then he just brings out his guns and start blasting away.

>Norse mythology
>Pegasus

Elaborate.

>he had unlimited ammo
>yet ran out of ammo
interasding

Oh nononono

Whaaaaa?

How strong is Thor Blanco?

Oh wow that's gross

who had a worse death acting-wise.. Talia Al-Ghul or Skurge?

>Because in general Marvel movies keep getting better and better.
You think Doctor Strange and Civil War were better than Winter Soldier? Fuck you!

Literally said after every single MCU release, and it has never, ever been true.

>Thor beaten by a tasser and a tiny net

and this is the guy they want to put against supes

you just described most of Hollywood, and 99% of all directors

post yfw suddenly, matt damon and sam neill

looked a lot like Ronan's ship from GotG to me

>go into a Marvel Quipiverse Movie
>get Quips

>MAN WHAT THE FUCK THIS MOVIE IS ALL JUST QUIPS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

You guys never cease to amaze me with your bitching and moaning.

>Oh yeah, Mieks dead!

>He had unlimited ammo

proofs?

>Makes friends with a human
>Asgardian
>Human

>Supes being beating by a glowing rock

and this is the guy they want to put against Thor.