ALWAYS

ALWAYS
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FUCK YOU.....THAT'S MY NAME.

COFFEE
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CLOSERS

Dr. Pavel. I'm FUCK YOU.

You know why, mister? You use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.

And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.

You hear me, you fucking foot fags? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.

A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your dubs for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A.

Get out there - you got the kym pages coming in. You think they came in to get posted on reddit? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?

What's the problem, pal?

Why is this kino so quotable?

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It takes brass balls to shitpost

>character is intended to clearly be an irredeemable asshole who exhibits exactly the wrong life priorities and is supposed to embody what a decent human being should never want to become

>character is instead embraced by young bros and men in the business community as a straight talker, a potent meme and a model of good business acumen

> where did you learn your trade, YOU CUNT?

> May I speak with a Mr. or Mrs. Nyborg?

I wish i could exploit those retards irl. Seems so easy to tap into their insecurities

>I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself 15 replies. Can (you)?

>And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Moot and Mura asked me to, they asked for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and IP ban your fuckin' ass because a redditor is a redditor.

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This movie wasn't good

>I don't care whose dick you're sucking on

whoa I guess the truth about Spacey was out longer than we thought

>I can go out there tonight, get myself a dozen 14-year-olds. Can you?

sneed

>You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little boys, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what?

But the memes are weak.

The memes are weak? Fucking memes are weak. You're weak!

this was the only good scene in this boring movie

Just completely wrong.

Whole movie is dialogue porn.

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It has top tier dialogue. Al Pacino's perfomance is probably one of his best ones.

how will you sell things if your closed all the time? terrible advice

>Digits - Have you made your dubs for Kek?
this is where I stopped reading

>Al Pacino
?
he wasnt in the movie?

Excuse me?

He has the best scene
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PUT THAT PEPE DOWN

Pepes are for shitposters.

stellar
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