Come on, Pork Chop. Be my Patti tonight

>Come on, Pork Chop. Be my Patti tonight.

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I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.

Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.

since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.

the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.

You be Patti and I'll bring the mayonnaise.

Waaait a minute....
Doug didn't come out in 1979!

Dogs don't have belly buttons.

Cartoon dogs do.

They do, actually. They just don't look like humans'.

You do realize bellybuttons are intrinsic to placental mammals right? And the dogs are placental mammals?

wait a sec, are you trying to pretend some egglayers are mammals again?

Yes they do. So do egglaying animals. Fucking snakes and tortoises have belly buttons.

I wonder if Doug has an egg laying fetish and shoves eggs up Patti Chop's ass to watch him lay them as he makes Pork Chop Patti suck him off.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

well, Pattychop is drawn with a human navel.
It somehow makes the drawing more tonally sinister than it would be otherwise.

>dogs are placental mammals

Oh look, we've got a smartass over here who thinks he's better than us.

Man after finding out what happened to the creator

I can't help but feel sorry for the man

This was the weirdest Sup Forums flavor of the month ever.
And I still have most of the pictures

What happened?

Show us.

his parents found his stash, sent his dog away to live with a relative, and forced him into counseling where he was diagnosed with latent ebophilia, and he was forced to move out and never contact his younger sister again

I've had too much pasta recently/

no such thing

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youtu.be/dHocViqKbbc

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No wonder Doug was such a boring, uneventful show.

It still boggles my mind that marsupial babies leave the womb when they're the size of a lima bean.

Probably talking about the time he ran into the real Patti as adults and she was still hot, and they had dinner and caught up and then a guy shows up and she's all "oh Jim, meet my husband" and his heart basically sank into his stomach

Eggs are just wombs the mother dont have to carry.

I like my wombs scrambled and lots of hot sauce.

>look Doug, I got boobs now!

She knew what she was doing too.

>“It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’

So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.

I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’”


HONK HONK!

I wonder if anyone's shown the creator this picture.

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>furry shit

Seriously though, after two weeks of eating pasta, I want to throw up at the mention of the word.

delet this

>not wanting to dress your dog up like the girl of your dreams and fuck him
What are you, gay?

>Patty Mayonnaise
>Doug Funny
>Roger Klotz
>Skeeter Fumkart

Why did they all have such weird names?

>Fumkart
>Kumfart
No
No no no no no
They didn't

Please don't make me want to fuck Pork Chop.

I cant blame him, waifurs are HOT!

They really didn't. Skeeter's last name was Valentine.

But his first name starts with skeet.

That's what you do on Valentine's

youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-ae6_okmg
Not for some people. :(

Wait, I'm confused, we talking about the show creator or the guy who drew the picture?

Skeeter was just a nickname.

His real name was Mosquito Valentine.

so was her name really patti
I wouldn't think so except they've got the whole fatty patti rhyme as part of the story
did she know her friend from high school made a cartoon? did she ever try to watch it? she must have known.

>overused meme
well time to rape you now.

Who's the creator of that image and whats wrong with him

>The milk can be seen through the transpatent skin

youtu.be/T5ZU3TGf7Iw?t=158

She went drinking with a friend

Wakes up on a deserted island naked

Finds out friend needs to do a nude shoot so they can leave

That's just the start of it

>ebophilia
The fuck are you guys talking about?

The guy that made OP's pic.

What was in his stash?

Reminder that Doug's creator is currently a happy married man with childrens, so he is likely more accomplished than you.

>happy
>married

mutually exclusive

Huh...well...I take an extended break from Sup Forums and come back to this.

Wonder why I left in the first place.

Ok im curious, whos the guy that made OP's pic?

people need to stop posting that version
youtube.com/watch?v=uMZ7T9tIwOg

Would you a Pattichop?

I was referring to OP's one

Oh ok sorry

Who names their fucking kid Mosquito?

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

why is his eye falling off of his face

He's channeling his inner Tex Avery

It's too late for us, user. Get away, while you still can.

How did they get away airing this?

Patti was a lesbian, wasn't she?

DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR PET?

The mystery grows

reminds me of that dude from /r9k/ whose parents discovered his fetish drawings and writings about a catgirl he captured and "mouth-bred"

I wonder what he's doing now.

Also reminds me of that greentext story by some user who accidentally showed Gravity Falls rule 34 to his little cousin.

prolly an heroed

I don't know about the thing with his sister never heard anything about that till now

I remember that

and he specified his catgirl was 12 years old, right

I really wish I saved the screencap, because he posted a link to the image his cousin saw and I'm dying to know what it was.

But love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage.

That's pretty old in cat years. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen an elderly catgirl

>no one is posting the rest of OP
Proud of you, Sup Forums

what's different about the one you just posted?

What about the guy who ate shit to prove he couldn't possibly be a pedophile and got sent to jail?

Thats why you keep your hardcore r34 in a separate fuckin folder.
Its pretty sad though, being that young and having your life completely ruined. I mean at that point its time to change your name, move to a new country, and just forget your old life.

gonna share, user?

Im almost positive it was this

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1805694

For what its worth he did pick the most on model animation out there... but that kinda makes me think the whole thing wasnt as much a 'accident' as he claimed.

What?

Oh boy are you in for a treat. Sit right down, it's a real trip.
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i was literally 6 when i saw cartoon porn. don't be a faggot

>HERE COMES THE HONKER SAauUUUUUUUUUUCE!

>Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet

Its fine if you find it on your own, but when your 15-16 year old cousin shows you graphic loli r34, it becomes a problem.

of course if she had a crush on older cousin it wouldnt be as much a problem, but my money is on the 15-16 yo user being butt ugly.

>meet my husband
Women dont love men, you can make any slut cheat on their boyfriend of husband all it takes is time.

>"Mister Dink do you uh...do you suck dicks?"

>"BOY HOWDY DO I SUCK DICK! GIMMIE THAT GREEN NIGGER COCK YOU FUCKING...BLUEBERRY APE!"

Glad he's in jail, like, holy fuck.

You licked your 8 year old half sister's shitty butthole?

What in the sweet fuck did I just watch.

I just wish that someone could find the court transcripts.
It would be even better than Thad.