>hoping so hard for it to be good
>it's not
FUCK
>hoping so hard for it to be good
>it's not
FUCK
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killed by awful casting
Cute girl
why they make the boob armor so massive for this flat fridge bitch
What's with the surge in Valerian threads lately?
korea sub leak
>not good
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pirate anons finally getting to watch it
Check this titty monster out
Pretty much this. The leads suck the soul out of the source material.
acting is horrible, but I feel theres a little of the Star Wars prequels in the horrible horrible dialouge
>awful acting
>awful dialogue
>childish unfolding plot
>terrible casting
>aliens practically on par with episode 123 of star wars
>chinese guy getting so much screen time for some reason (really noticed this because I'm chinese myself and would prefer a better written character than that)
this is literally the only watchable part of the movie
Would you?
yeah. i wanted it to be good too
good bits:
> Space Oddity opening is the best I've seen in 10 years
> the multi-dimensional market sequence
> general 5th Element look
shit:
> leads miscast. Cara could have pulled it off with a better male lead tho
> weak episodic structure
> I didn't care about the ugly avatar people and muh 6 gorillion
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Does this have the alien subs?
Those breastplates are pretty unnecessary
definitely, the intro was the best part
did anyone else expect the white avatar-like people were going to be in the movie for 5 minutes as the "primitives fucked up the the evil character to set-up his powers"?
I was really disappointed to see those boring 1-dimensional people to be a main plot point
No I'd be too busy trying to nut on Cara's eyebrows.
Rihanna's short, skippable unneccessary 10 minute screentime where you should feel for her tragic life and.... what? shes dead already?
What are you on about, the intro is cheesy as hell, starts with Chinese pandering and then repeats the same scene for like 10 times in exactly the same way. By the time the intro is over you're bored and you're being introduced to new species, it's supposed to be exciting
The whole half hour that involved her and that tribe could've been cut out and NOTHING would change.
It's so the audience knows which one is "female"
if they had good leads that could fix the bad dialogue/scripting then the movie would be fine
Probably true although I loved the leads. They were weird and had strange chemistry. I liked the change of pace
They represent subhumans and niggers, Indians who are primitive but live in harmony with nature
I.e they don’t have enough IQ for complex civilization