GoT serious questios

>Most riveting moment of both books and Sup Forums show
>80's slasher-movie tier effects

>Cersei needs verification of zombies
>Has a zombie in her employ

>Guest right
>Littlefinger murdered

>Battle of Bastards
>No Ghost

>Every other Jon Snow related scene
>No Ghost

(Honestly, it's like Dany with no dragons at this point; not an overstatement at all...)

>Nobody gives a shit about Roose dying
>Nobody gives a shit about Doran Martell dying
>Everyone forgives the Kingslayer
>Nobody even bother to ask what happened to Lightbringer after Stannis (supposedly) died

This last one bothers me the most, because most of the others can be explained away with either CGI concerns or tv watchers ('showfags' or 'normies' if you will), but there is no way in hell Roose wouldn't have wanted Stannis' sword. Lightbringer was up there with Ice, Needle, and Oathkeeper with legendary swords that even the dimmist of show watchers would forget about. At least I'd think so.

The absence of Ghost and why everyone seemed to forget about Lightbringer are my biggest gripes so far. As an aside, Roose is the best book character and will likely be the last, best hope against Euron when the shit really hits the fan.

And of course we all know that none of this would even be necessary if Robb would have just married a Frey girl.

Who you got, this guy...(Vic)

Or this cat...

Yeah the show is fucked up and makes no logical sense. I half expect GRRM is letting the show make the mistakes so he can avoid them. Anyways lightbringer has been debunked in the books. Maester Aemon realised that it doesn't give off heat and isn't the true sword but one of Melly Glamours.

Roose is definitely foreshadowed as dying along with his pregnant wife in the books. Ramsey might be a Bolton now but so was all of Aegon 4th bastard. And we know how that turned out.

mark my words in 5 years they will be considered prequel tier

Just thought of something else. Ever hear the word, 'cuntpunch'? My fucking phone has; it just attempted to correct 'hear' to 'here' but apparently 'cuntpunch' is one word that cannot be linguistically challenged.

I wondered if Brienne tried a cuntpunch against pic related before she decided to set up a guy that cared for her a hundred times more than that prancing little usurper faggot Renly ever did.

What i mean by lightbringert is that the show can't even be arsed to tie up the story line because it's not going to head anywhere in the long run(until true lightbringer turns up[lightbringer is most likely dany dragons or Heartsbane{sam tarly's current sword}])

this is the story line in the books I can't wait to be resolved.

>No Bolt-On theory for Roose

Why live? Man, I miss him....

>Anyways lightbringer has been debunked in the books. Maester Aemon realised that it doesn't give off heat

Yeah, but don't you think a rival Commander would want the vaunted sword of a vanquished foe? Especially one as esteemed as Stannis? The show rightfully made a fairly significant plot point about Ice.

When do we think tWoW is coming out? My money's on June 2019.

Being a major fan, I can only remember the first stannis scene mentioning his sword where they're on the beach bruning the seven. Otherwise I think they hardly mention it.

Nahh april 2018

>Everyone hated Roose and the Boltons anyway
>No one particularly cared for Doran other than his inner circle after Oberyn's death
>Jamie actively tries to be a better guy and everyone makes nice to fight the white walkers
>Implying the MANNIS is dead and Brienne isn't just full of shit after seeing Stannis respect her dedication to duty and his willingness to accept punishment

C'mon now OP. Good points before those though.

>be me
>mfw tried to make some girl a faceless man
>mfw shes doing it as vengeance and not aa duty
>mfw break rules and train her anyway
>mfw she obviously disobeys orders
>mfw lost a colleague to her
>mfw she ran away
>mfw all that training for nothing
>mfw shell never serve the many faced god and just abuse her new skills for personal vendettas
>mfw my whole plotline was wasted
>mfw i am no one
>mfw i have no face
>mfw i am not jaqen h'ghar anymore

Thanks to me, white Ironborn brotha

I hope that Thoros is gonna burn that fucking bitch and try to rezurrect Beric again (for the 8th time) and restore the Brotherhood without Banners.

Roose Bolton a immortal vampire skinchanging creature?

Remember when Jaime broke his oath. Killing the king to stop the wildfire caches going off. But when Cersei actually does it. Who gives a fuck anymore? We have to wank off our pet actor at the expense of the characters and story.

I was going to address your points one by one, but I realize that from a show perspective, they're all more or less correct.

Look, I'm just sad.
I am legit dying. I might make it to this Christmas and God willing I will make it to Mother's day but a year from now, I will be dead.

It hurts me that my life has come to the point that I'm damn near apoplectic that we can't have a decent undercover /got/ thread

How is this going to end? Who will be left alive? Jon? Dany? Kingslayer? Stannis? I don't care but I'm owed an answer.

Speak speak speak. I swear to God George please hurry up...

/got/ will sooner or later become /witcher/. Can't fucking wait, gonna play Witcher 3 then I gonna read the books before they air the show on Netflix.

Yes. I mean come on, how dope is that?

Discovers the face-wearing technique because Boltons wore their enemies skins, then becomes the one entity that keeps his House alive throughout the centuries?

GoT could've been a great show if it wasn't written by an edgy idiot and adapted by two even edgier idiots. A remake would be amazing if it was made by competent people who didn't have such a hardon for "realism" (read: misery porn and grittiness)

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN