RIP JOHN CARPENTER

[Nicholas Gonzalez]

...

[Logan Morgan]

Who?

[Carter Wright]

>666

[Colton Adams]

who?

[Grayson Mitchell]

might want to try and hide the watermark next time.

[Aiden Stewart]

fake and gay

[Lincoln Taylor]

>breakyourownnews.com

[Gabriel Sanders]

Based Satan doesn't know who John Carpenter is so he'll live forever

[Elijah Powell]

kek

[Jace Long]

sage hide and report this fucking cocksucker

[Nathan Cooper]

who?

[Isaiah Foster]

At last, he can stop being a bitter old man

[Nicholas Johnson]

You will not be saved by the holy ghost. You will not be saved by the god Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!

[Aiden Phillips]

...

[Anthony Reed]

who?

[Cameron Campbell]

I could've sworn he died a few months ago. Who am I thinking of?

[Asher Allen]

Wes Craven

[Noah Cook]

I think he made movies or something.

[Austin Reyes]

...

[Lincoln Baker]

Carpenter going to heaven confirmed!

[Jayden Lee]

NO NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK PLEASE DON'T

go fuck yourself

[Lucas Collins]

oh, disregard that, OP sucks dick