What would happen if Bobby started going out with a Muslim girl?

What would happen if Bobby started going out with a Muslim girl?

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Muslims don't date non-Muslims

Jihad.

Better episode plot then: Bobby converts to Islam for said Muslim girl

Bobby suicide bombs strickland propane while screaming "ALOHA SNACKBAR," it's the series finale.

The other 25 minutes of the episode is Hank trying to convince everyone propane was not the cause of the explosion.

You would know if you got the Nu Arlen expansion pack for King of the Hill Online.

>2nd largest religion in the world
>Islam has a very strict "no dating heathens" policy

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The show still took place in 1997. Hank would just think she was some really shy girl that wears a hat a whole lot. He should invite her to church sometime...

Welcome to America, religion is a bit looser here.

I'm a non-muslim dating a muslim. She's a bosnian muslim though.

Hank would be fine with it, but slightly uncomfortable mentioning anything about it. Peggy would constantly try to impress the girl with things she assumes is muslim tradition and make things incredibly awkward. Bill and Dale would be convinced of a muslim plot and stalk the poor girl.

>Bobby draws a picture of mohammed to impress his girlfriend
>she and the entire group of muslims goes apeshit

That would actually be pretty funny, if Hank liked her because she fits a lot of traditional female trait tropes that Hank the traditionalist likes.

Well, unless Garland has drastically changed from when I grew up there, his friends and family would manipulate him ,in a very passive aggressive way, into dumping her. Obviously, if she want him to convert to Islam it means she's trying to change him, and that's not healthy.

>Garland

',:(

Hank Hill would love them seeing as they would probably use propane over charcoal because propane is cleaner and do his best to figure out how to sell propane to them so they can use it on their "shish kebabs" and "donors"

Cotton would attempt to tackle her to try and absorb the explosion from her suicide vest.

I don't trust someone who keeps their head covered at all times but still cooperates with the government.

far as I can tell, Muslim men in America are allowed to date whoever they want as long as their SO will convert eventually

Muslim women on the other hand are supposed to be chaste until marriage

>See dad, I told you they were a religion or peace, they just came over to show me their new saw
>I gotta say, the spines do feel awfully sharp against my neck

simpler times.

hell, muslims here regularly get shitfaced falling-down drunk

Yeah, ive never really seen a muslim girl date any one outside her religion/race in real life.

Then she's pretty much a muslim in the same way a lot of American's say they're Christians, pretty much just a facebook status while they don't really follow the religion.

it's the real town Arlen is based on

Are you confused? Arlen is based roughly on Garland, Texas. Part of a bunch of towns and neighbourhoods around Dallas. I grew up there.

Bobby would be on board 100% to convert until he finds out he can't eat pork

Doesn't Christianity have a similar set of rules though? Plus there are Muslims out there that aren't hardcore or whatever. There are even people that identify as Muslim but have actually never read their holy book.

Honestly the only two accurate responses.
He'd probably ask the girls parents what church they attend, then go BWAAAAAHH, and cut to commercial

Hank would probably just be happy that Bobby's dating a girl.
And given how prudish he is, he might even feel better about it.

The more intriguing question is what would Cotton think.

>There are even people that identify as Muslim but have actually never read their holy book.
Just like 95% of Christians.

Nothing. He's dead.

>Doesn't Christianity have a similar set of rules though?
Yes but Christianity in America is watered down to the point where it's just associated with a barely related set of conservative values. So for them being for/against Christianity has nothing to do with the actual religion, it's just that set of American cultural values.

>Bobby enters a mosque with his girlfriend and sees all the people kneeling
>"Jeez, and here I thought my mime looking for a coin under the couch act was good."

>"You know, I wasn't sold on these muslim fellas at first but this jihad thing sure seems exciting, I'll tell you what."

Well they do that in some Arab countries too.

Source: me having to babysit a bunch of fratboy-wannabes while I was in Egypt. Get your shit together Abdo.

BWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!

That's perfect ep material

>It's a Bill hears about the 72 virgins episode

>Bill knows what they're really up to
>Goes along with it because of the 72 virgins but wrestles with immense guilt

>Bosniaks
>Muslim

My brother married one. Bitch is fat, eats pork and there's nothing Muslim about her. The only time she's Muslim is when she's trying to piss off Serbs.

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He'd start wearing a hijab.

That is if she was let into the country in the first place.

Hank chastises Bobby for not being true to himself, Bobby learns a positive lesson

Too obvious.

A more thoughtful question would be what would happen if Bobby started going out with a traditional vegetarian?

She'd be honor killed.
Religion of peace, folks!

>Bobby invites her over for dinner
>His gf refuses to eat Peggy's Spagetti and meatballs for moral reasons, asks for tofu substitute
>Peggy goes on passive aggressive rant that you can't have Spa-peggy and meatballs without the meatballs otherwise what's the point
>Hank tries to steer conversation to propane
>Gf says propane is used to kill millions of animals every year and calls it a murder gas
>Hank almost snaps and tells her to leave his house while Bobby reluctantly follows

The Koran literally says it's forbidden for Muslim girls to see non-Muslim boys but practically required for Muslim men to go after non-Muslim women.
It's literally Imperialism: The Religion.

To be fair Hank might still be that naive.
>High pitched whine as he puts on his bomb vest

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This is a good read, trust me.

>not Bobby gets her to abandon Islam

"ALOHA SNACKBAR"
>tfw I can see Bobby saying that, not knowing what it means

He's not dead in our hearts.

I could see this as a legitimate joke the writers would make.

But Hank hates when Bobby is true to himself. Bobby learns no lesson and tries to smoke a blunt in the next episode.

So like Middle East lite?

At least someone gets it and isn't spewing low ball attempts at "edgy" humor.

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No Dale would, Bill would be dragged along

So.. Are ya Egyptian or Saudi?

>Hank is upset because Bobby's girlfriend is part of the religion that 9/11ed Murrica
>Dale reassures him that 9/11 was an inside job
>Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
>Hank comes to peace with Bobby's relationship and gives them his blessing
>Everybody lives happily ever after

>The bomb is just an exploding propane tank

>Dale would suspect a muslim plot

Too obvious, even in a post 9/11 Arlen, Dale would assume something much sillier, like she's a ninja or an alien or something

Cotton hated the Japanese intensely but still fathered a child with a Japanese woman went berserk when he thought she didn't love him as much as he did her, Cotton would have no problem with a Muslim GIRL. Her dad or an older brother, sure, but a girl, he wouldn't give a shit

>sillier, like she's a ninja or an alien

>assuming that she isn't

FUCK

>Gaht Dangit Dale it's not a Ninja get up. She called it a Hee-Job
>Exactly Hank. I'd recognize an Iranian Kunoichi anywhere. Obviously a plot by President Rouhani to send his lady ninjas to infiltrate America and gain our secrets. I mean no offense but why else date YOUR BOY.
>Now hold up right there, Bobby might be....off but he does just fine in the girl department.
>Oh poor naive Hank. ALL PLANTS! That little blonde one last year? CryptoNazi,

Muslim guys can marry Christians or Jews

Hank would pull his usual move of being mildly uncomfortable about the whole thing without being directly confrontational.

The turn in the episode would be Hank meeting the girl's Father, an Egyptian Immigrant who's ALSO mildly uncomfortable about the whole thing because it goes against HIS cultural norms and assumed values. The other guy being uncomfortable with his daughter dating Bobby allows Hank to put how ridiculous his own insecurities into context, and he and the girl's Father end the episode deciding to let their kids do what makes them happy before bonding over the Cowboys.

My friend married an Indian man.

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But they still won't eat pork. That's something they have in common with Jews, they'll break every other fucking rule but one little piece of ham and they freak out. The chicken wasn't slaughtered properly and it's covered in cheese WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DRAW THE LINE HERE?

they won't eat anything smarter than them

>whu- whaaaaa!

yeah cause thats jihad

Everyone assumes she's Muslim and tries to dance around it, turns out she's just using a scarf to hide her hickies.

Depends on the individual/family. Lost of people aren't strict about religion here. I've known "mormons" who drank.

So are you Shi'ite or Sunni?

>Hank hears Bobby say "Shi'ite"
>"Gat-dangit, Bobby, you know I've told you not to curse at the dinner table, especially that for-shizzle slang cursing!"

This is adorable.

>Ya know, if a man moves his family all the way from Egypt to America, and he chooses to live in Texas, then he's got to have a good head on his shoulders.

I'm from Dearborn, we have a ton of them here. Like all other people, you can't create a generalization and expect it to be true. Some of them do and some of them don't. They're like catholics in that they alter their beliefs to suit their own choices.

It's because they'll get honor killed if they do

>you can't create a generalization and expect it to be true
Just fucking watch me faggot, Deus Vult 2: Electric Boogaloo soon, Allah we war you

I heard that in Hanks voice instantly.

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They'd also bond over how conservative they are. They keep a tight house, believe in traditional values, and value work and family above all.

Moslem men can rape-err I mean 'date' all the non Moslems they wish. Moslem women however, are strictly forbidden from marrying outside the ingroup. It's really one sided.

Replace "moslem" with "white" and nothing changes.

Hank would do that awkward, trying to be nice but not knowing anything about her or her people. Like when he first met Khan and asked if he was Chinese or Japanese. He'd be friendly, but say the wrong thing a lot.
Peggy would be over-zealous by showing her how tolerant and accepting she was, doing a bunch of irritating shit people like her do to make others feel "welcome".
Khan would attempt to bond with the family, in that weasely way he does things, but it won't work because they find him irritating and annoying.
Connie would be jealous and angry toward them both, muttering under her breath and so on, trying to sabotage them, only for things to not work out and everything making the Muslim girl look better.
Bill would tell stories about Muslims he met in the army, none of which have any consequence and just end with him feeling sad.
Boomhaur would be the voice of reason, as usual, sharing his wisdom and vast knowledge of their culture, despite these uneducated philistines being too stupid to fathom his words.
Dale would be paranoid that the Jihad has come to Arlen and set up traps that backfire on him.
Joseph would tell Bobby about weird rumors of the promiscuity of Muslim girls.
John Redcorn would be uncharacteristically narrow-minded and unaccepting of her family, do in part by the Muslim girl's father, whom he catches Mrs. Gribble eyeing one day.
Luanne would be adorably dim-witted, but friendly. She would be neighborly to the family and supportive of Bobby's new girlfriend, despite her being of a different faith. She may attempt to convert her.

Well a lot does but that's not important right now.

Being fat is pretty Muslim. There's a lot of them that live around the local (small) college here since it's an engineering school and they get imported in all the time and any muslim mother I see is fatter than the average burger woman.

Oh yeah, and at the end the girl would get teased at school by all the kids and others would be rude to her family, but Hank would set them straight with one of his speeches, talking about how Americans come in all shapes and sizes and that being hospitable is the Texan way, daring any of them to tarnish the name of the Lone Star State by preaching hate. He would redeem himself in the family's eyes, then say something stupid and a little offensive, but they can't hate him, because they know he means well.

Wouldn't it cut out the middle man if the mother was in charge of spreading Islam to any kids she had instead of the father having to stick around to do that?

No. It's because Christians and Jews are People of the Book. Though some might say the Christians and Jews of today doesn't fall into that category anymore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_of_the_Book

I laughed.

My mom's great grandmother wouldn't go to her wedding because she married a catholic and they were salvation army.

Small town christians man.

We did it Sup Forums we solved racism.