What's the worst cooking TV show youve ever seen?
This is mine, it's some brazillian monkey making a corn and mayonnaise pizza in a garbage-fired oven:
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What's the worst cooking TV show youve ever seen?
This is mine, it's some brazillian monkey making a corn and mayonnaise pizza in a garbage-fired oven:
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Is this a secret jack thread
Yes.
Im a beaner and i like a good amount of mayonaise on things but mah gawd that was way too much
Go home reject
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No.
unholy one
pls no bully
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He's italian. And jack is based as fuck.
Please be gentle jewfu
Jack makes me want to kill myself. I wish he and all fatties were dead
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Why does he make eating look like fetish porn?
BASED JEWFU
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>leaves the off-topic bullshit
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I like how he thinks he's a fucking professional or something.
Goddamn monkeys i swear.
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>leaves the jewfu roll
It's actually incredible, he throws an empty cardboard box and a withered handful of palm fronds as oven kindling.
It's literally hobo food.
looks like jail-roll was just a "delete all posts from user."
I just watched the entire video.
What the fuck?
Rolling for quads
Uma delicia
How's my goytoy
rollin
Get those khazar milkers out my thread
You can bet your ass the customers think so, simply due to the exaggerated amount of each ingredient.
*whips out bepis*
>tries being cool and throwing the dough in the air
>it tears
I like how he just adjusts the dough over the split instead of retossing it.
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>punching through the dough and just patching it together with his fingers
>one splash of watery tomato sauce
>5 pounds of cheddar cheese
>all that fucking mayo
>the corn
>the trash-oven
>the power tools and shouting in the background
>chopping the pizza with a wall scraper
>the three olives
Everything about this video is perfect
There is only ONE video that can top yours, OP
What the fuck
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Sandra Lee is in a league of her own.
Got nothing on Simlply Sara, though
Why does he lean forward to take a bite?
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That's revolting
that's the first time I've seen jack try to eat something without first pleasuring it with his tongue
Angel food cake with that icing would be pretty good desu it's just all the stuff she throws on that's nasty
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go go go go
Much like a snake going in for the kill, Jack strikes his meal with speed and agility.
I would think chocolate and cinnamon tastes pretty bad together
You would be wrong, friendo
A CUP OF SUGAR
A PINT OF MAYONNAISE
what? you don't like pizza with your mayonnaise?
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Her head is nearly a perfect orb
Fortunately the jannies on ceekay are actually doing their """jobs""" and ban you for jack threads.
Ugly bitch
Jew bitch
This is morbidly fascinating
It's like watching one of those time-lapse videos of a carcass decomposing, but in real time
No wonder she became the Human blob.
If it's ironic it defeats the purpose, you tard.
Here we go
Ril
yeah boi
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One cup of sugar
>dumps an entire measuring cup of sugar into bowl
Its almost comedy
3 please
kek
fuck, woody harrelson has hit bottom
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>ironic
That kid is very clearly autistic
QUADS
blacked get
QUADS
3 get
Oh man i've been a fan of Parthenocarpy for such a long time.
his casserole where he thinks egg shells are egg whites and then vomits after tasting it is 10/10
>you know it's really tough to do it with one hand so i'm gonna put the camera in my mouth
>hurhuurhufmuhahur
link me to that one
I really can't tell if this man is genuine.
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It's Christmas Cake!
Jack always bite by keeping his hand stationary and leaning his whole body into the food. I mean it's really amazing how Jack manages to fuck up at everything, he's fat and he still manages to fuck up at doing something as simple as taking a bite of food.
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The fuckin comments on these videos lol.
>He makes me think of a dog somehow given human form and trying to figure out this bizarre world he's found himself in.
UMA
Rolling down the river
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILK, YOU LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!
I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
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when it comes to cooking Ja/ck/ is /ourguy/
That's a 56% face if I ever saw one
old school recipes and food how-tos with television star Tom Willett
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I love how brazil is just a shitty echo of the rest of society
they have all the components of a successful modern society like granite counter tops and pizzerias and porsches and computers but I swear to god it's like everything they have comes pre-busted from the retailer like there's a national standard of homogeneous decay and disrepair that they meticulously maintain
I don't know what it is about Brazil that makes them the natural retards of our planet. I highly suggest checking out Pizzaria Batpapo's twitter if you haven't already. Famous for topping their pizzas with everything from watermelons to live birds. It's just a rabbit hole of what-the-fuckery.
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she was actually skinnier at the start of her channel
He's a 100% American Italian and faithfully Christian you swine.
oh boi
South America got over 90% of imported slaves, with Brazil getting the most.
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The fuck is up with that guys hdd.
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KHAZAR