What's the worst cooking TV show youve ever seen?

What's the worst cooking TV show youve ever seen?

This is mine, it's some brazillian monkey making a corn and mayonnaise pizza in a garbage-fired oven:
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Is this a secret jack thread

Yes.

Im a beaner and i like a good amount of mayonaise on things but mah gawd that was way too much

Go home reject

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No.

unholy one

pls no bully

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He's italian. And jack is based as fuck.

Please be gentle jewfu

Jack makes me want to kill myself. I wish he and all fatties were dead

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Why does he make eating look like fetish porn?

BASED JEWFU

>deletes the stupid roll post
>leaves the off-topic bullshit

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I like how he thinks he's a fucking professional or something.
Goddamn monkeys i swear.

>deletes the jailfu roll
>leaves the jewfu roll

It's actually incredible, he throws an empty cardboard box and a withered handful of palm fronds as oven kindling.

It's literally hobo food.

looks like jail-roll was just a "delete all posts from user."

I just watched the entire video.
What the fuck?

Rolling for quads

Uma delicia

How's my goytoy

rollin

Get those khazar milkers out my thread

You can bet your ass the customers think so, simply due to the exaggerated amount of each ingredient.

*whips out bepis*

>tries being cool and throwing the dough in the air
>it tears

I like how he just adjusts the dough over the split instead of retossing it.

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>punching through the dough and just patching it together with his fingers
>one splash of watery tomato sauce
>5 pounds of cheddar cheese
>all that fucking mayo
>the corn
>the trash-oven
>the power tools and shouting in the background
>chopping the pizza with a wall scraper
>the three olives
Everything about this video is perfect

There is only ONE video that can top yours, OP

youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

What the fuck

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Sandra Lee is in a league of her own.

youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

Got nothing on Simlply Sara, though

youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Why does he lean forward to take a bite?

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That's revolting

that's the first time I've seen jack try to eat something without first pleasuring it with his tongue

Angel food cake with that icing would be pretty good desu it's just all the stuff she throws on that's nasty

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go go go go

Much like a snake going in for the kill, Jack strikes his meal with speed and agility.

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

I would think chocolate and cinnamon tastes pretty bad together

You would be wrong, friendo

A CUP OF SUGAR
A PINT OF MAYONNAISE

what? you don't like pizza with your mayonnaise?

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Her head is nearly a perfect orb

Fortunately the jannies on ceekay are actually doing their """jobs""" and ban you for jack threads.

Ugly bitch

Jew bitch

This is morbidly fascinating
It's like watching one of those time-lapse videos of a carcass decomposing, but in real time

No wonder she became the Human blob.

If it's ironic it defeats the purpose, you tard.

Here we go

Ril

yeah boi

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One cup of sugar
>dumps an entire measuring cup of sugar into bowl

Its almost comedy

3 please

kek

fuck, woody harrelson has hit bottom

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>ironic
That kid is very clearly autistic

QUADS

blacked get

QUADS

3 get

Oh man i've been a fan of Parthenocarpy for such a long time.

his casserole where he thinks egg shells are egg whites and then vomits after tasting it is 10/10

>you know it's really tough to do it with one hand so i'm gonna put the camera in my mouth
>hurhuurhufmuhahur

link me to that one

youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU

I really can't tell if this man is genuine.

youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE this is the one im talking about

It's Christmas Cake!

Jack always bite by keeping his hand stationary and leaning his whole body into the food. I mean it's really amazing how Jack manages to fuck up at everything, he's fat and he still manages to fuck up at doing something as simple as taking a bite of food.

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The fuckin comments on these videos lol.

>He makes me think of a dog somehow given human form and trying to figure out this bizarre world he's found himself in.

UMA

Rolling down the river

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILK, YOU LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!

I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

rollin

when it comes to cooking Ja/ck/ is /ourguy/

youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

That's a 56% face if I ever saw one

old school recipes and food how-tos with television star Tom Willett
youtube.com/watch?v=usj_duOodYo

I love how brazil is just a shitty echo of the rest of society

they have all the components of a successful modern society like granite counter tops and pizzerias and porsches and computers but I swear to god it's like everything they have comes pre-busted from the retailer like there's a national standard of homogeneous decay and disrepair that they meticulously maintain

I don't know what it is about Brazil that makes them the natural retards of our planet. I highly suggest checking out Pizzaria Batpapo's twitter if you haven't already. Famous for topping their pizzas with everything from watermelons to live birds. It's just a rabbit hole of what-the-fuckery.

twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/media

youtube.com/watch?v=qHckSxkvXMU

youtube.com/watch?v=e9PqefBGdxc

she was actually skinnier at the start of her channel

He's a 100% American Italian and faithfully Christian you swine.

oh boi

South America got over 90% of imported slaves, with Brazil getting the most.

go

The fuck is up with that guys hdd.

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KHAZAR