I am rubber you are glue

>I am rubber you are glue

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is jonah already bulking again??

>I bet she wouldn't fuck me either

Nothing wrong with THIC people

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

Hopefully. Unfortunately for him, he has to choose between having a career and being healthy. Nobody likes non-fat Jonah.

He needs to decide to either be skinny or to be fat once and for all. Its putting a terrible strain on his heart, not to mention depleting his skin of what little elasticity is left.

YOU CAN'T BLAME ALL WOMEN JONAH

JESUS

That is a lot of rubber Jonah.

He might as well if his nipples keep ending up on his stomach.

Man who gives a fuck. This guy honestly looks much better as a fat guy, he's a comedy actor anyways. Hollywood is fucking this guy up, making him gain and lose a lot of weight repeatedly. Just be you Jonah, youre a cool guy.

And fuck that french reporter btw.

It's the fat girl angle shot personified.

>tfw this song comes on as I'm losing at the slots at the casino

Being overweight is detrimental to health. Even when "healthy" and physically active, overweight people are worst off. It's not ok to be fat

>tfw a nigga quotes Skee-Lo

hi jonah

...

UNJUST

I actually like him as an actor. He was great in Moneyball.

I like how you found a webm of a bitch that it's normal from the waist up and from the waist down she has absorbed Jonah Hill. You can see his face like trying to escape from her fat butt when she moves, like some horror scene from Hellraiser

nice nipples Jonah, I bet he feels really good when he looks himself naked on a mirror

wtf

He looks like an AIDS patient

Who cares though? He should just be fat and die at 50, it's not like living old is something people should want.

what's wrong with her body? why does it decide to store ALL the fat on her legs and butt only?

This. Health moralfags are mentally deranged, life isn't that good to want to keep it going at all costs

Its a genetic disease

I dunno, having my wrinkly ass wiped by some hot latina sounds sweet

how old is he now?
why does he look like a middle-aged jew?

Kramer?

all that excess skin

Also, unless you are morbidly obese, you can live a reasonably healthy and long life even as a fat person, if you are lucky and have good genes.
It's not like being fat means that you have to necessarily die early.

>encouraging fatties

back to tumblr, the lot of ye

what's with the faggot dog?

seriously looks like an HIV victim
how badly do you think he regrets getting fat again after the last time he got fit?
shit i'd be suicidal if i were in his position right now

You can tell from her face she's suicidal

EEEEUUUUUUGHHH

what the fuck even is this?

fluid build up or something

That's not what it's about, there are people in their 60's who look 40, that's the real goal.

full vid?
name?

...

Dylan biopic when?

Roger the alien

dubs confirm
wouldn't mind have her sitting on my face

>cucks who spam endlessly about their insecurity of being fat
>meanwhile try to normalize fat women out of their desperation
>HAHA SHE SO THICCC YAAAA BOIII!!! BRRAAARRRPPP XDD!!111
>white little kids tapping away at their keyboards thinking theyll amount to anything
>insecure french whore trash talking and showing everyone just how pathetic the french actually are
>mudslime cartoon
>immediately met with backlash of terrorists fucking their country up and putting entire place on lock down
>cucked their population completely with mudslime immigration literal culture war theyve lost
>having any say or relevancy after youre entire countries are so cucked by mudslimes

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>angry that french qt's won't touch subhumans like you but will fug literal sand nogs with 70 iq's
SAD!

>cute
>french
french women are whores, they are never cute
also
>country invaded by mudslimes
>new skin color of country is shit stain
>wanting anything to do with it

starts with an l... i wanna say larkin love maybe? her insta is full of her just showing off her ass

No that's completely wrong.

>le look at me pink leash and toy dog
wtf is wrong with jew numales

love randalin
wonder if she does dancing videos

>Larkin love
>that peice of shit

I'll fucking kill you talking about my mommyfu like that!

>mommyfu
>fake tits and ugly tattos
please get tastes

>fake tits

Way to prove you're a virgin

>kid actually thinks those are real and calls others virgins

But they ate you fucking retard

they are obviously fake
she even had shitty underboob tattoos to cover the surgery scars.

>being this much of a virgin

>Russian

Chernoybl was a mothafucka.

I need her to smother me to death

easily would

her boyfriend did an AMA on reddit a couple of years ago:
reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/3oshy6/i_am_the_boyfriend_of_a_wellknown_female_pornstar/

>Q: This question comes from my fiancée. As a huge fan of breasts, he wanted to know why Larkin decided to get fake breasts when she was already blessed with a fair size? And follow up from me, how do you feel about implants?
>A: I can guarantee you've never seen a photo or video of Larkin without implants. She's had them for a decade. She swapped from saline to silicone a while back because the saline ones were giving her health problems. They're the same size, but have a different density.
>Edit: forgot the follow up question. I don't really care about implants one way or the other.

who is the virgin now?

>what is telling lies to virgin redditors

Hello virgin redditor

you are, you fucking spergy reddit virgin

Joe Pesci?

>who is the virgin now?
Still you for this post

I just typed "larkin love fake boobs" on Google and found that

I like to think everyone who saw the interview was immediately disgusted with the frenchie. Saying nothing was the right response.

>playing slots two thousand and seventeen years after our lord and savior jesus christ was crucified on the cross

Unequivocal proof that being thin doesn't make you look better

Holy shit she is literally crying.