Sure, delete the thread about sexual predator Sam. The man grooms teenage fangirls...

Sure, delete the thread about sexual predator Sam. The man grooms teenage fangirls. Someone needs to message him about Marky and find out what happened.

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>The man grooms teenage fangirls

based sam

You sound naive

what's wrong about stars making their fans dreams come true

I met him about a year ago. One of the first things he asked me was my age. He was very sexually forward and it made me uncomfortable. He is aware of the power dynamics.

who is this guy? I see him posted all over here, pol, b even r9k. WHO THE FUCK IS HE? Nobody ever tells me. I see him always get blamed for every terrorist attack and mass shooting.

he's a "comedian" who's retarded politics got his adult swim show cancelled

a cringy alt-right """""comedian"""""

He's a kike who's deluded to the point that he thinks he can force-meme himself up to Pepe/Wojak tier. He pays people so spam his faggy ass on Sup Forums, especially when there is some terrorism/shooting happening.

He also has a thing for trannies and anal.

I love Sam Hyde and his brilliant comedy but at the same time if I ever met him in person I'd love to bully the shit out of him for pretending to be an alpha male.

He never mentioned anything about the trannies to me, but he does have a thing for anal.

Does he also have a thing for videos/documenting his sexcapades? Do you have any evidence of this?

so he triggers some soy boy snowflakes?

why is the alt-right bad?
They are basically republicans who reject the ted cruz moralist shit.

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he's sam hyde, one of our guy, and andy kaufman's true heir. he got his show cancelled because his politics doesn't align with libcucks at adult swim like tim heidecker

he has since then became a cult icon here and alt right hero

Roger.. *burp* Roger Cheeto here

>t. Sam
>Don't forget to subscribe to my patreon and pay the fucking $5 a month for Hydewars

He took a picture of us after we did the deed, which I can only assume he does with everyone else. I don't have any evidence. Sam wouldn't let me take any photos because he didn't trust me not to share them.

>The man grooms teenage fangirls

B A S E D

can I get submissive hot teen girls by shitposting irl? or do I need to be a big Jewish looking guy?. Asking for a friend.

>tim heidecker
who?

Who are all these nobodies?

>he has since then become an insane shyster who has metamorphosed into a vape store manager-rabbi

Because they're a bunch of edgelords, Satan.

Well, it's 2017...so I seem to have forgotten...

heidecker is a producer for many alt comedy shows that pretty much copy MDE's style

>The man grooms teenage fangirls.
and so?

A political prisoner

techinically not a prisoner. just unemployed and living in his car

This guy makes me laugh too. What show is he on?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=yQJEoRhkapw

>he pays people
I do it for free

Can someone explain to me why teenage girls have a thing for Hyde. He's ugly, now fat, and just kind of an asshole.

Is there legal nudes of her?

>who is this guy

A meme invented by a cringey Alt-Left comedian called Brett Gellman.

It's not funny or clever, it's just edgy and the joke has worn thin. But Gellman just won't stop.

he's funny, popular and is a real man

yeah there are still women who are into that

Edgy teens rebel by liking edgy shit. Sam's an edgelord so it's really hot

They don't like Hyde. He's just a fucking meme. It's like wearing a pepe or pickle rick tshirt.

anyone have that rare nn vid of her bleeding from the nose and playing with it?

He's funny and really charismatic. When I met him he was nice.

>Harvey Weinstein defense force activate

Anyone else surprised how suddenly KEVIN SPACEY RAPE ACCUSATIONS out of nowhere and now no one discusses the Weinstein?

How did Sam and Marky end?

ruptured anus and sam moving onto the next young nubile fangirl

>ywn have violent sex with arwenchan
why even live?

I think this sexual predator angle is some sort of smear campaign against Hyde, that being said I think he's a dumb, comedically talentless, insecure motherfucker

No, I'm serious. He was creepy and wanted me to do things he knew I was uncomfortable doing.

Also pointless since Hyde not being a sexual predator would be a let down.

Do you have any chatlogs of him being a perv? How did you meet him?

who are you? what are you? I mean, are you implying you were underaged at the time?

you liked every second of it

>tfw you have a marky collection folder and chadsam works to actually bone her

Marky would've been like 20 years old by the time Sam got famous. fake and gay.

Yes but I can't share them without outing myself. We met on his old Facebook.

I'm a girl. I wasn't underage at the time. I was 19, which is too young for him.

>I'm a girl. I wasn't underage at the time. I was 19, which is too young for him.
Listen, I don't like the guy, but fuck you lady.

...

yes.

please show them

>alt-right
>republicans

no

...

You need fame, money, or power for a female to want you

>implying Sam is anywhere near Andy Kaufman
You need help

is that mary from epic department?

Is this supposed to prove anything?

>I was 19, which is too young for him

1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

2. If it's legal it's literally not too young.

3. Open Boobs.

3. London?

>the best this loser can do is fat girls with no self esteem

Seems copacetic to me, OP. Oh wait, you actually think she's cute, right?

there's only a few just do a search on an archive, don't wanna get banned

He's 32, that's way too old to be dating a teenager. Dude needs to worry about settling down with someone his own age instead of using his fans for pussy

What's so hard to figure out? She looks like every other dime-a-dozen "edgy suburban chick" who's 10 to 20 years away from being a full-blown soccer mom.

I mean it's not. At all. A dude can still smash out good sperm into his 40's. Women peak in sexual attractiveness from 16-20

19 is a perfect age. Legal, still not a dried up prune or (potentially) damaged goods.

>Settling down

>30+ woman

Again, this makes no fucking sense. Unless you want to raise downies and mongs. You can adopt them anyway, they are literally giving them away.

>muh Boomer "gotta settle down bruh" mentality
>implying you're not a kissless 40 something that never got to fuck prime teen pussy in your teens, let alone your 20s and 30s

I mean she's agreeing to it right there

She's not Antifu, but at least she shaves her armpits.

>self-hating Jewish art school alumni who chanced on a TV show which got cancelled because (in his mind) Tim Heidecker had it out for him
>makes vertical videos where he rambles for 30 minutes and puts it behind a paywall
>"wrote" a book full of Sup Forums copypasta which he still hasn't shipped out to 1/2 of the people who ordered it a year ago
>pretends to live in his car so people keep donating to his Patreon

Don't be this retarded user. Go outside once in a while

Joe Bernstein is such a shit reporter he couldn't even find all this freely accessible info lol

When you grow up you're going to cringe thinking back on this post

the age user, the age..

Why is Sam so based?

dude I hate Sam but who gives a fuck about some dumb roastie. she deserved it 2bh.

Oh, I live in a place where 15 is age limit

OP here. I think she was technically legal at the time. I can't imagine how many other girls are out there who've had the same experience with him.

Me going outside doesn't change the facts I just presented you with.

Look at most movie stars, models, pop stars, porn stars - Men don't CHOOSE not to fuck attractive young women - they just can't get it.

Any man in his 30's who claims morality as a reason for why he's not fucking hot 19 year olds is either a closeted fag or just can't accept that hot 19 year old's don't want to fuck him.

Why do leftists constantly fabricate bullshit against sam that turns out to be false?

You people are so fucking obvious.

>the age user, the age...

You're on a pedophile website. The only thing regarding her age that they'll take issue with is that she's TOO OLD.

I'm a 20 year old girl

Liberals don't handle facts and rationality well. That's why they rely on emotion and lies so much.

It's not bullshit. He begged me to do anal and have a threesome.

Just wait until you hit 30 and watch the attention drop off.

Use this time well to snag a decent Chad.

>if u don't like muh favorite friend simulator u r a bad guy

>He begged me to do anal and have a threesome.
yeah sure bro

What mental retardation made you attracted to this?

He's not talking about you. He's talking about the Tranny/Gay stuff and the Sexual Abuser stuff.

Are you hot?

If so - why wouldn't someone want to fuck you in the ass and watch you fuck other chicks?

Nobody said this.

Are you a brainlet that cannot follow a simple thread?

>begged

Sure he did.

No girl posting on Sup Forums ever got begged for sex or sexually harassed.

/fa/, sure. Sup Forums, never.

fuck off you retarded whore. you've gotten fucked up worse by other guys because that's what you like. the only reason you're bringing this up is because Sam was the only one that was somewhat famous and you want attention from it.

fucking degenerate whore.

>A 30+ year old guy banging 15yo's isn't abuse

You realize that guy's like Spacey/Weinstein are in the situations they're in because of doing stuff like that?

Just because something is legal doesn't mean it isn't inappropriate. And if there was any sexting/grooming going on, that is stuff that could land him in jail.

He did. He's an ass man.

I was explicit about what I was comfortable with and he told me it didn't matter and I had to do it for him.

I barely use Sup Forums. I saw the picture of Marky and it prompted me to make a thread.

>a 15 year old girl

That never happened.

>You realize that guys like Spacey

A literal faggot

>Weinstein are in the situations in because of doing stuff like that?

So the Weinstein accusations are false?

>t. Marky

>He did

Asked maybe. No one is begging you.

>He's an ass man

So are all men.

>I was explicit about what I was comfortable with

Are you a hooker? No. There is no contact. All women are maleable sexually once you get them in the bedroom.

>I barely use Sup Forums. I saw the picture of Marky and it prompted me to make a thread.

What's a Marky?

>That never happened.

Between a white knight sucking Sam's dick and that infograph, with a pic of him and Marky in a state of undress, I'll go with the latter. Poor attempt at damage control there Samshill.

What the fuck is this formatting?

Were you underage or not?

What made you think "I want to fuck this man"