What tv shows or movies do new agers watch?

What tv shows or movies do new agers watch?

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I don't get it.

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Everybody shitposted and laughed when in the late 90's/early 2000's there were concerned parents saying that he Harry Potter fad was going to encourage kids to get into witchcraft.

A decade and a half later this Wicca bullshit has become a fad among a crop of young-adults, most of whom site Harry Potter as somehow influencing this interest because they were a dumbshit impressionable and angsty teen that wanted to cast wizard-spells IRL.

That's called being vindicated by history.

>A decade and a half later this Wicca bullshit has become a fad among a crop of young-adults
Even if there was any interest in witchcraft, that happened during the peak of the pottermania, who the fuck is still into this crap, you fucking retard?

>who the fuck is still into this crap
you'd be surprised

Where do you live where I can find a 19-24 year old girl who isn't a "witch"?

It's just some fat girl shit Tumblr chicks do to make themselves feel special. There's hardly anything malevolent about it, it's all garbage. If you went to school with a goth chick you probably got 'cursed' at one point in your life. Didn't do much now did it.

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You've been trapped here for years. Maybe a decade. You remain kissless and virgin and jobless.
If this is not a curse, tell me what it is.

Where YOU live that there is people still into that shit? I was a kid when HP was a thing and we used to play at being wizards, but it's been more than 10 years since I heard of anyone into witchcraft, and even that it's an hyperbole

The Pacific Northwest. Keep in mind we're talking women here. The bar for pagan/witch/Wiccan is incredibly low.
OP was correct in calling it New Age, but that is all called "witchy" by NuWomen.
Collecting crystals and seashells for their altars, buying neat incense on Etsy, and not shaving their armpits. It's a fashion, not a lifestyle.

can confirm pacifc nw. i live in washington and know 3 "witches" my cousins wife is a "witch". she has a shelf of rocks and crystals, burns some smelly leaves, and on full moons she sits outside. thats about it

sound more like new age crap than witchcraft to me

I'd assume anyone in the Olympics would maybe do actual ceremonial shit and anyone east of the mountains just gets drunk

>who the fuck is still into this crap, you fucking retard?

Have you not been to a fucking college?
Or a small-town shopping-district?

Our society now has a sizable minority that unironically calls themselves "witches" and believes in new dirt-worship and magical hexes.

They even showed up in Boston earlier this year to counter-protest a Freedom of Speech rally lead by """"""white-supremacist"""""" Shiva Ayyadurai.

>signs all condemning people they hate
>signs also condemning hate
these are the subtle signs letting you know for sure there are women underneath those veils. I can tell because I'm an expert on these matters

It's literally all the same shit.

It's all New Age dirt-worshipping crap for fat, ugly, autistic women who want to have a religion to practice but find Christianity too "problematic", or just power-trip off the idea of being able to cast curses on that bitch cheerleader Cindy that called them fat in high school.

>It's just some fat girl shit Tumblr chicks do to make themselves feel special.

That used to be true about this radical left Social Justice crap.

Now look at where we are.

>There's hardly anything malevolent about it

A major component of the """religion""" is using the forces of evil to put curses on people.

The fact that its superstitious nonsense that died-out as a religion literal centuries ago doesn't mean it's not "malevolent".

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>That's called being vindicated by history.
You honestly think the impressionable retards that do this shit wouldn't have picked something equally retarded?
You think that impressionable retards suddenly cropped up now?
It was a moral panic that someone was using to make a bit of money. Nothing more, nothing less.

no different than people praying to God to smite down their enemies

>Yeah they were right but I don't want them to be, so they were wrong.

Great logic, fella.
They literally predicted this trend, were laughed at, and then the trend then happened as they predicted.

Seems pretty cut & dry to me.

I'm saying retards are always going to retard.
Unless you seriously think that when they said harry potter would lead to witchcraft, they were envisioning fat tumblrites playing dress up and doing absolutely fuck all of note?

Yes, they were truly insightful. Almost superhuman in their foresight. Now look at where we are, with the world in ruins thanks to that dark magic.

>Unless you seriously think that when they said harry potter would lead to witchcraft, they were envisioning fat tumblrites playing dress up and doing absolutely fuck all of note?

They predicted future young-adults would start practicing witchcraft.
And here we are, witchcraft is literally a fad among young adults.

I'm not sure what you aren't getting here.
Does it really make you this angry that they were right?
Let me guess: you were 12 at the time this was big on the Internet and wrote sassy comments on Fox News articles about "LOL FUCK U ALL DUM KKKRISTIANS GO VOTE FOR BUSH AGAIN" or something like that, so you don't want to admit your ideological enemies predicted the future better than you?

ah, so it's the old persecution complex at work, blowing smoke up the ass of paranoid retards.
Nothing to see here