Hey user, how come we never see you around? You're kind of mysterious

>Hey user, how come we never see you around? You're kind of mysterious

>L-like Ryan Gosling in 'Drive' mysterious? heh heh

IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inhales*
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSEEEEEEEE TONIIIIIIIIGHT

PICKLE RICK IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

i dont leave the house because im mentally ill!

giv pusy

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2 > 5 > 1 > 4 > 3

you bitches don't scare me i'll beat the fuck out of all of you

4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 1
Maybe they never see me around because I can't look at a group of girls without ranking them.

There's 2 and then there's everyone else.

>I dunno... I guess I kind of like to... do my own thing
>*turns and walks silently out of the room*
>girls reach peak wetness

2 wins it with the foot game alone

Sorry guys, my 4 workouts a week plus retarded amount of schoolwork don't leave much free time to hangout!

2>5>3>4>1

Yeah my brother user just sits in his room all day until dinner time. We asked what he does and he tried to explain this thing called Baneposti- Oh hey, user, we were just talking about you!

they are in the exact order from worst to best

It's for your own good. My virility is through the roof and being near a human female gets my breeding urges going. Even right now, looking at you all, I can only think of putting my babies in you.

3 > 8 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 2 >> 1

i see you invited your coloured friend

Would tongue that curry-encrusted anus on the far left til Kingdom Come buddehs.

5 and 3 are objectively the best and leagues above the others.

3>1>5>2>4

>ywn be forced to strip in front of all of them for a surprise penis inspection
:(

I stand by my rankings. There's not a lot in it between 3,8,7,5 imo. After that quality dips slightly before falling off a cliff in 1.

No, I'm just boring.

Don't ever sell yourself short. There's plenty of people in the world ready to do that for you. Do NOT be one of them. If there's one person you need to be able to count on, it's yourself.

...yeah [shifts toothpick]

>this date sucks, user. I'm gonna walk out

Oh no, Sup Forums! Quickly impress her with your taste and knowledge of movies!

Lucifer Valentine's Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is better than ReGOREgitated Sacrifice, much more subtle and refined.

Why do you hate non-whites?

why are they doing the same pose? i swear women practice this sort of thing...

but i see 10 feet though

I don't hate them. I just find them less attractive. No harm in that.

5>>>>every one else

Voe is qt

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While you were out watching capeshit, they were staying in practising the pose.

Ranking doesn’t change.
2>5>4>3>1

Why are you so intimidated by average looking girls?

Is it bad if this picture arouses me more than the original?

I'd keep that to yourself if I were you.

Cant speak for another anons but personally, I'm more intimidated by the girls I have a shot with.

Nope, I love the idea of crawling on my knees and going fucking crazy with their feet. I'll concern myself with their faces afterwards.

>4 and 5
>Average
Where do you live, model village?

there's 5 of them so they can combine their cunt powers together

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Same. I’m great with women until the moment I know they’re into me, then I start spilling my spaghetti.

>Same. I’m great with women until the moment I know they’re into me, then I start spilling my spaghetti.

I guess it's good to know that no woman has ever been into me

user come watch this movie with us!

Imagine bursting into the room, tying them all up, and sucking on their brapparatuses while plane scene is playing on repeat for a few days straight

>*braaaaaaaaaaaaap*

No, i am just not british

how come every single one of them is so qt?

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KEEP YOUR HEADS STRAIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR NECKS

In a circle starting from spoon girl going towards the TV: 6 > 1 > 3 > 4 > 5 >2

2>4>3>5>1

5>3>1>7>6>8>2>4

6>3>2>1>4(can't see)>5

>no woman has ever been into me
Or so you believe

>oh hey user, we heard you're pretty good at memes, care to teach us about meme culture and Sup Forums?

Not him, but it's true for me.

>tfw cant focus on movie because all of my sister's friends's feet are top-tier and one of them has their legs propped up on the couch next to me

5 > 1 > 7 > 4 > 2 > 6 >> 3

Racist

I like what I like.

Sorry, i am not into shemales

One of these girls just saw the new Transformers movie, can you guess which one?

pantyhose makes me so hard godammit

What did I tell you about bringing niggers to my fucking house

5 > 3 > 2 > 1 >> 4
That was tough.

>What movie are we going to watch for gym class, user?

I see it

2 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 6

Lords of the Locker Room

Theyd unironically be all over me cause im handsome as fuck

Feelsgreatman

OK we're ready user! Oh quick take our picture first!

>hey user, you got 10 seconds to tell us your top 5 movies. If we don't think they're good enough, we're going to bash you!

You know that 1, 3, 4, and 5 are genetically identical, right?

>Oh user please let me suck your dick!
>No let me!
>user you never pick me, it's my turn!

Dont jump a gift shark in the mouth

To the untrained eye maybe.

Swap 1 and 5. That amazon qt deserves to be on top.

>implying that's not what I want

>Hey user, after we're done spreading fascist propaganda, shall we go to your place and watch some good Leni Riefenstahl flicks?

Which one do you pick, Sup Forums?

>hey user, we were having a butt, breast and vagina competition. would you like to touch us and be the judge?

I love that the mods are just leaving this for who knows what reasons.

there's only one antifu for me

2 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 5
2 > 1 > 3
Two unpleasant tasks there.

>Hey user, is it ok if we pause the movie and, I don't know, try something different?

1 > 2 > 4 > 3

Sure, i'll start up the Gamecube and we can play DoubleDash. But i call dibs on Boo

is it just me or does she kinda look like a velociraptor?

More like a want-to-fap-to-her

>wearing makeup to go swimming
no thanks

But this girl is an actual fascist

4>>>>>>>>>.5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.1

the rest is hsit

Holy...Where do I sign up?
In all seriousness what happened to the civil war?

Lovely Molly.