You know

you know...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/B1EBznnk9zg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

im kind of a cunnyseur myself

I'm something of a digits collector myself

im something of a holocaust denier myself!

how the fuck do the original Spiderman movies' meme power grow by the day? we're reaching prequel levels

*Looks directly at the camera*

God damn.

Being extremely quotable goes a long way.

did he do anything wrong? All he wanted was for his project to succeed

YO PETER

because there are multiple shitposters using different memes everyday

This. Whenever I hear someone say "you know..." this scene comes up in my head, every single time.

I'm somethin' of a playa mahself.

I'M SOMEWHAT OF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HISTORY REVISIONIST MYSELF

I'm something of a runaway slave myself

DON'T TELL HARRY I'M A NIGGER

I'm something of a pharaoh myself

People were so against him, too, even before he became the goblin.
>you're out, Norman *sips smugly from coffee cup*
>nothing would please me more than to put Norman Osborne out of business
Seriously, what the fuck was their problem?

AYO HOL UP, WHAT YOU MEAN WE GOIN' BACK TO FORMULA? SHIIIEEEEEEEET

Anyone got that picture of Peter in the swastika outfit?

EEEEEEEK AAAAAAH AAAAAAAHH UUUUH UUH EEEEK AAAH AAAAH

WORLSTAAAAAA

I have it but I'm not going to post it because this meme needs to die. It's incredibly offensive.

THE HUMAN HOLOCAUST

Peter....

The world needs to see what Raimi has done. Hiding it doesn't erase it.

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

youtu.be/B1EBznnk9zg

How would Sup Forums act in this situation?

Those who don't remember the past are doomed to repeat it.
My nigga

Fucking legend!

>it's only smellz

is this kino? I heard they added new footage of Uncle Ben curb stomping a nigger

Offer to fuck his daughter in lieu of payment. She's lonely and I feel it would be more than adequate.

Is that image real?

When HH did a heelturn I was completely shocked.

Wtf Raimi?!

>6 gorilion views

>mfw

...

How about naming yourself after something that actually happened kid?

The power of my wife's son . . . in the palm of my hand

>Hariquan here tell me yo da science man, I'm some fina scientiest too
>I have develop a new theory regarding the square of one
>One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what’s the square root of two?
>Should be one, but we’re told it’s two, and that cannot be.

He's . . . just a kid . . . no older than my wife's son

Kek

Peter, I remember when I was your age. My daddy took me and your father to Auschwitz. Yeah, I was excited too, Peter. The sight of all those dead Jews put a smile on our faces that we thought would last forever. Your Grandfather had one on too, Peter, but it was strange. It was a sad smile.
We asked him why, and you know what he said?
"Son, it seems great, but think about the consequences. Sure, they took a hit, but they used it. They're more powerful than ever. We have to be smarter than these Rat bastards if the white race has any chance."
So This kike, Flash Weinburg, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can lock him in an oven, doesn't mean it's the smart thing to do. Remember: With white power...comes white responsibility.

>Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with kids. It's depressing

>Tykeisha been saying you some kinda egghead
>I'm somethin of a mixtape artist myself y'know m sayin

...

...

KEK

>Harry tells me you're quite the fascist! You know, I'm something of a logical thinker myself.

How did Raimi get away with it?

It actually is. I don't know if that's the actual cover, but they released a clean version that gets rid of some of the blood as well as MJ's nipples.

>Peter... this Sunday... the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Philippines by master craftsman and modelled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I emptied your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-

Remember the 14 words.

>DIE FAHNE HOCH

PARKER!

>Peter, I'm glad you beat up that kike Flash. Your aunt and I were worried you were growing up to be a pussy. With great power comes the responsibility to use that power. You've been working up the nerve to talk to that Irish slut next door but never pulled the trigger. That's why your aunt May and I have been having nasty threesomes with her. She had a mouth full of white haired muff, and as for me? Well let's just say she'll be shitting white stuff for a week. Now get the fuck out of my car.

You've got to go back...make it happen, Peter...make the holocaust happen...

>I used to be a mohel, Parker. You got a foreskin? I could chomp that off like a cigar tip. Mmm! Don't quote though. That's libel.

How did these movies make it past the censors? Uncle Ben is a Nazi, Peter let 911 happen on purpose, the whole "human holocaust" bit, Norman was a crazy jew who somehow morphed into a nigger with no explanation...

Jesus christ, how did Raimi get away with it?

Why aren't there any Mary Jane quotes? Or the scene where Spiderman saved her from rapists in the wet shirt ?

He didn't, stop forcing this shit meme

stop forcing dicks in your ass

Stop quoting Osberg.

He didn't get away with it?

Light to a strong 10

You've got it mixed up. Norman was a nigger at first, but the power of the gas chambers transformed him into the ultimate Jew, the Green Golem.

The original scene showing Peter's transformation was a lot...racier

I need to stop drinking when I watch movies. You're right.

>When you give her the hardest 3 Reich's of her life

I thought jew is the goblin

based even when black

...

Memes aside, why was Reimis spiderman so much better and timeless than the others that came after

>Gunshots keep dropping niggers dead
>And just like Hitler I don't
>Tolerate the reds
>Israel's not for me 'cause,
>I'm never gonna drop the rope
>at a lynching,
>Because I'm free
>No more niggers near meeeeeee
Fun song back then but it really makes me uncomfortable now.

>it's only smellz

Because back then capeshit wasn't super serious business and knew how to take itself lightly.

based

Worst use of greentext. Why use it like that? Makes it infinitely harder to read.

>Oh, Mary Jane Watson? You have the hots for that stupid little cunt? Of all the kikes in the world, you fall in love with the one with no money. And she wants to be a model, put a red wig and tits on a sewer rat and it'll be more attractive. Do you think I call her Double Bubble cause of her tits? No, it's cause all the gum she shows when she flashes that retarded smile of hers. Find yourself a good girl, Pete, like Aunt May. Did I mention May isn't her real name? It's Dahlula or some shit like that. I started calling her May cause it's the 5th month of the year and we would fuck 5 times a day back then. Oh, the power of her pussy game. It's a lot of responsibility having thatuch power, you know. Also, I told her that if she ever gets out of line, I MAY show her the back of my hand. Anyways, I'll pick you up at 10, kiddo!

good song

>Of all the kikes in the world, you fall in love with the one with no money.
Lost so hard

At least it's not the worst meme people try to force

WE WUZ GOBLANZ AND SHIET

Anyone got the pasta with the wrestler where he asks him if his boyfriend made his costume?

...

I like all of the alternate saying memes that come with Spider-Man, but I don’t think the Uncle Ben one is funny.