At a college party last night

>at a college party last night
>wearing a frodo and sam shirt
>sitting on a sofa not talking to anybody because im an autist
>chubby girl sits next to me and starts a conversation on my shirt
>she says "I love the hobbit shirt you are wearing"
>thought she meant the hobbits on the shirt not the actual the hobbit trilogy
>tell her yeah I see myself as a sam looking for a frodo to try and flirt
>she says "who are sam and frodo? I thought that was bilbo xD "
>ask her if she has ever heard of the lord of the rings
>she says no whats that
>tell her im gonna go outside to smoke a cigarette and I will be back
>go outside,call and uber and go home

why are women so fucking dumb? why would they pretend to be into nerd culture when they obviously have no idea about anything nerd like?
feminism was a mistake

this is dumb.
why would she know it was a "hobbit" shirt if she didn't know their names??
also Lord of the Rings are like chicks favorite "serious" movie

>tell her yeah I see myself as a sam looking for a frodo to try and flirt
With a line like that you got away lucky

I bet she would've let you Dori her Ori.

why didnt you plunge into her Shelob's lair, if you catch my scent?

I thought he had a good line
what was wrong with it?

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I'd Bifur her Bombur if you know what I mean

>I ran away from pussy trying to offer itself to me because of small talk

Let's be real here, you ran away because you're afraid to even touch a woman.

Should have said "Like a good hobbit I'm after a nice warm hole"

Bitch would have let you do anal.

>tell her yeah I see myself as a sam looking for a frodo to try and flirt
I seriously hope this is real

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Probably the cringiest part of the whole greentext to be fair.

yeah that never happened

It's not pussy if she's chubby. Doesn't count. Plus he probably wouldn't have gotten laid. A chubby girl started talking to me at a party a few years ago (one of the few I've been to) and started asking if she could see my phone to see what music and shit I like. I said no.

>tell her yeah I see myself as a sam looking for a frodo to try and flirt

I can imagine how smug OP was pulling that line thinking he was suave as fuck.

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>go outside
big mistake

>Be dranking at club.
>Hot girl dance w me. While im just looking at her sad.
> She say why u so miserable.
>I say sorry and drink some more
>still keeps dancing w me and her friends bump and grind and i stare at a far away wall and zone out
> i regret it later.
I dont know. I just dont know my mind was somewhere else, i was genuinly feeling pretty sad thinking about stupid stuff that i went through in the past. Im in the club. With my homies yet im still feeling so lonely huh.

You must be really outgoing and muscular. Shy and average guys wouldn't have a girl do that.

>Plus he probably wouldn't have gotten laid
>proceeds to tell how a chubby girl offered herself to him in a party
Nigga fucking girls is not that hard, even less in a party. If she's already talking to you away from everyone then you're already there.

happens to me all the time and it sucks, no girls look at me tho

Gave me a good laugh, thanks desu :)

No. Just money. We had the vip area to ourselves and were popping champagne. So a lot of girls came. I get why people enjoy clubbing but i feel like its not my thing.
Honestly this club was like right across the street from a really good private university. Lots of horny college girls.

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Damn I do that too, sometimes when I'm drunk at parties I get so lonely that I just end up miserable feeling sorry for myself while neglecting positive female attention.

"Lol women are so dumb why am I a virgin"
>that pick up line

You must be really outgoing and muscular too if you get attention like that.

>This Nigger again

Not muscular but in good shape and yeah I'm outgoing most of the time just terrible at sealing the deal when it comes to chicks :(

>dance with the hottest girl in a disco
>she hugs me
>Says she has to go
>Ask me if I have to stay at the disco
>dont get the invitation, say yes and good bye
It was 2 years ago, I think about this at least once a day
Yes I am virgin

why the fuck do girls do this. No you're not looking through my phone and reading my texts, no you're not touching my phone and if you keep pestering me I'll punch you right in the mouth you roastie trash. Non business minding cunt, get the fuck away from me

its not like you wouldn't have prematurely ejaculated anyway

Yeah it's so annoying especially considering how women NEVER show their phone to anyone, not even their boyfriends.

Are you really outgoing and muscular. That's all women want, I've realized. I try not to let being a virgin bother me since itMs out of my control. Shy average guys have no chance.

>this is what fa/tv/irgins actually believe
lmao

How am I wrong?

I usually cum twice when I fap
Im not outgoing but I have friends that make me go out
Im average muscular, 6ft, not bald or fat

>I’m a sam looking for a Frodo

>I try not to let being a virgin bother me since itMs out of my control.

ITT: stuff that never happened

No dude im 5ft 9 i am working out to become fit but i am skinnyfat right now. I just wear good clothes and my friends are rich and they make me go out a lot and there are girls at these places. I have a fucking babyface kindof lol. Maybe girls i meet are closet pedos

You can be skinny and funny
Not everything is about being muscular

Just learn to get and stay drunk enough to not care but not so drunk you appear sloppy.
Ask them questions about themselves whenever there's a awkward pause in the conversation.
Try to arrange your face in a way that makes it seem like you're enjoying yourself, don't be yourself, just pretend to be the kind of person you wish you were.
And literally, unironically, just turn your brain off bruh, it's not that hard.

>not ugly
>"being a virgin is out of my control"
okay buddy

it would be a good line if you were hitting on a DUDE desu

Who let /r9k/ out of their containment
Been too many virgin threads lately

It's because
1. Your friends are rich
2. you baby face so you look non threatening

Yeah. I am a non threatening person anyways. I dont really care to be conpetetive like i see lots of people

I'm average looking.

Most women don't have hobbies, their life revolves around social status

Just because she doesn't know Lord of the Rings in this scenario doesn't make her dumb either. She sat next to you and said that just to signal how cool, hip and interesting she was so you would pay attention to her. Dumb and smart women are at victim to this