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Curly haired El is cute. CUTE!

How can a picture physically hurt me? It's not fair. I want to run my fingers through El's curly hair and unbutton her overalls as she changes into her PJs and we climb into bed, pull the blanket over us, and cuddle. I want to lie awake at night as she sighs softly and nuzzles my neck, my hand embracing her head of silky soft hair pressed deeply into my chest, her eyes closed and legs curled up, listening to the sounds of her breathing and gentle heartbeat mixing with the sound of crickets carried in by the cool summer evening breeze. I want her to know she'll be loved and safe forever.

also nice OP image

>why is nancy looking at me? shoo shoo skelly
He totally had a crush on her in S1 though

>be nerd
>cool boy likes me
>try to go out with him because I'm no longer getting bullied ("oh you're spooky!" no more) and t b h I kind of want to know what it's like to have a bf and he's cute I guess?
>cunt's weird behavior gets my only friend killed
>break up with him because honestly I didn't like him that much and thought it would be messy to lie like that
>end up hanging out with a guy he used to bully (he's nice to him now but whatever it's a long story)
>I start going out with him because I do really like that guy
>everybody gets mad at me for being honest and trying to hurt as few people as possible
I fucking hate normies so fucking much. My mom is currently dreaming about fucking the most basic tough guy at my school simply because he's what's cool in her narrow mind.

What's the best way to get porn for straight women in the 80's? Asking for a friend.

>Anyone else here regret watching interviews, looking up behind the scenes information, discussing online etc?
>Really ruins my impression of the show desu

How so?

OFFICIAL STRANGER THINGS POWER RANKING, ALL OTHER RANKINGS ARE WRONG AND PROBABLY DOGSHIT

>God Tier
1.Steve and Dustin(the cucked bros)
>Great Tier
2.Jim, Samwise Gamgee, Weyland-Yutani Corporation Doctor
>Okay Tier
3.Lucas
4.Mad Max
>Meh Tier
5.Nancy and the Autist
6.Winona Ryder
>Shit Tier
7.Mike and Eleven
8.Will
>What the acutal fuck absolute Dogshit tier
9.Pajeeta and the Sex Pistols

>Meme Tier
Mike's mom and dad, discount Zac Effron, Mr Clarke, Journalist Jew

prove me wrong

*becomes keg king*
*rocks your mom*

>because of this they aren't retarded in interviews or annoying, they are pretty based at times
>Millie was homeschooled and had no friends until Stranger Things
>on BST Millie keeps trying to put out that Brenner and Hopper are extremely similar and that brenner is good in a sense
>Duffer bros keep trying to deflect that in the nicest way without outright calling her a fucking retard
>she absolutely adores episode 7 and thinks it was completely necessary
>wants to spend her free time helping charities and making society a better place
>came up with the idea of Mike and Eleven kissing during the Snow Ball
>She even went as far as to say that the directors don't need to use the kiss in the show, but that it's still necessary for Eleven's character and needs to happen regardless
>worth an estimated $3million
>is claustrophobic
>dislikes eggos, hamburgers, and french fries
>loves to sing and rap in her spare time
>loves to exercise and trains by boxing
>best friends with Noah Schnapp
>loves Keeping up with he Kardashians
>likes carrots + humus
>deaf in one ear
>actually autistic

Millie is an interesting person.

>brenner great
>mike and eleven shit

i'd say literally fuck off, but this is too sad or 0/10 bait to even merit that

I actually kek'd, good job

*rocks your mom*

>the copypasta gets longer and longer every thread

i'm confused. is this supposed to be mike or what

>Literally just moved into Hawkings
>already the most popular guy in town
I've never seen a chad who'd be more alpha

soon the pasta will be the entire thread

he's from california and they're from shittown, what would you expect

someone kill me this is the 4th consecutive thread i’ve been in its 7am i didn’t sleep

same

I'm just going to stay up to reset my sleep schedule

/stg/ till I die

>Lucas and Max that high
What the fuck? I understand that some people are throwing Dustin a bone because his plot this year was good. but Lucas is literally the worst actor of the bunch, all he does is play the same skeptic black man routine that has been written for the past 30 years but in child form. and Max looked like she didn't know where she was half the time. she was a complete non-entity in the show, an old shoe would have had more screen presence than her in those scenes.

These threads are not worth staying awake for desu

What said. Go to bed, friends. I need to as well. For real this time. /stg/ will be here when we get back.

Goodnight all.

>>She even went as far as to say that the directors don't need to use the kiss in the show, but that it's still necessary for Eleven's character and needs to happen regardless

lol, she just wanted to kiss Finn.

DON'T GO TO SLEEP I HAVE BREAKING NEWS

I woke up at 2pm yesterday, I need to fix this mess I call my life lmao

fucking

k i l l m e
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m
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AAAAAH IM SCREAMING I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW

*eats your mom's cookie*

Goodnight user

>tfw you sleep 16 hours a day
I know the pain of fucked up sleep schedule

found this on plebbit but its pretty neat

stranger things marking in Metro stations in paris


imgur.com/a/HyHWE

That's cool. Shame I'm in England

So what happened when Dustin's mom went out looking for her cat and literally nobody had any idea what she is talking about?

Wasn't she told there were people looking for Mews?

Will she think Dustin is capable of anything as he coldly and easily lied to her?

shit this is dope

what are you talking about? she just went out looking for a "lost" cat
not that hard to comprehend?

damn that's pretty sweet, I wish I could've experienced that.
This show inspired me to ride my bike again and that mobigame they made was actually fun, I just 100%'d it today.

she got a new cat

>4th consecutive thread
I've been here for like 16 hours dude

I'm just an hour behind you

keep it coming m8

>This show inspired me to ride my bike again
biking is the best form of transit

Yup, ditched me car and started riding everywhere since S1 came out. Lost a bit of weight, my health is much better and I got a decent tan.
Is this the real 80s feel ?

>16 hours
>I'm just an hour behind you
So apparently I can't count. I've been here for 23 hours and 45 minutes.

time flies dude

keep the dream alive user, hold out for all of us

>8. Will
can we stop this meme yet?

this is great, wonder where else they did it?

Dustin was pretending to be on the phone to a human being and told her people had seen and and were looking for it, you fucking swine

Reminder to "Millie can't act" fags.
my.mixtape.moe/qbmugk.webm

She has good range. Millie will surpass Noah and Harbour as best actors for S3.

>"Millie can't act"
youre just proving the point further

lol

Literally wrong
Billy is god tier anyone who disagress should hang himself

this is literally less impressive than any of her work on stranger things

No, you're just a hipster faggot now.

>EEE-hoo-hoo
>EEE-hoo-hoo-hoo
>EE-hoo-hoo
I'M CRYING

You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?

I get mad he didn't slap mine

...Girlfriend?
what Girlfriend?

lol is that supposed to be impressive

Compared to the other kid actors on ST, yeah.

he's only into moms

Realize she planted her feet and get nervous ultra-chad is going to pound me
I later vomit in the bathroom and call my mom because she's not safe either

Noah's a much better actor than her. She's mediocre with the rest of the kids besides him.

*becomes your stepdad*

still no KING STEVE gif wtf

it's not a thread until the king arrives

remind me, why didn't he have any front teeth?

...

cleidocranial dysplasia, wears dentures but is getting surgery so his teeth come in

better one

I'm... not gay

wtf how does that surgery work

>Nancy is not my type
absolutely BASED

Like any other surgery.

They open a packet of Tic-Tacs and shove them up in there

uh, no? they force bone growth?
you're just as clueless as i am, stop pretending retard.

>retard.
I was just joking user. Why are you attacking me?

S2 subplot power ranking

1. Hopper and El home on the range
2. Don’t tell mom the babysitter’s Steve
3. Nancy and Jonathan bury the lede
4. Billy and Steve’s excellent semi-homoerotic rivalry adventure
5. Hopper is all tied up

POWER GAP

1001. People keep giving the darkness inside Will whatever it wants.
1002. Samwise Gamgee bones beetle juice girl, “this is a Unix system, I know this!” and then dies so that someone can die.
1003. El becomes a fugitive but deserves it this time, co-starring the punky bunch and we paid for Matthew Modine so here he fuckin is.

it's nancy

sorry, i debated adding that word in last minute. this place makes me hateful. i'm sorry.

They actually do force bone growth by exposing the impacted teeth although I'm not sure about his particular case.

oh i'm dumb

1000000. Dustin’s Demodog checks in

Did all those ass shots land /ourBilly/ the Nightwing role?

fucking kek'd

Stop posting this ugly fuck

suck his dick

>Millie will surpass Noah and Harbour as best actors for S3
No one thinks Noah is a good actor

big if true

did he tweet this then delete it?

he's the best actor out of all the kids

>he's the best actor out of all the kids
lol, you're literally the only pedo here who thinks that

incorrect, i'm not gay and millie is shit
he's just a good actor

Fuck off Milliefag pedo samefag. You're pretty easily threatened though.

He was given a lot to do this season

posted both on twitter and instagram then deleted

woah he's going to be buttwing?

literally wet just thinking about it

In every scene he's just whinning and crying, literally the worst character in the whole show

>watch ST with my mom
>this scene comes up
>'A-a-a-non, I need to go to the bathroom'

either he got cast and was told it wasn't public yet so he had to delete it, or was just saying he thinks he's a good fit for the role and then had to delete it for some other PR reason

shut up pedo

Fags

Finn > Millie >>> Gaten >>> Caleb >>>> Sadie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Noah

Or him deleting it is part of the PR because now people are going to speculate.
fuck off you faggot I was on Sup Forums when it was a .com and moot was a faggot shilling his site on SA.

Top tier
(Characters with actual development and emotion):
Hopper, Mike, Joyce, Eleven

Good tier:
(Fun characters that are likeable)
Dustin, Steve, Bob, Brenner

Mid tier: Nancy, Lucas, Max

Low tier: Jonathan, Kali, Billy, Will

why do you hate noah so much

also
>steve
>not top with "actual development"
??

Did she draw herself a bath and started reading erotic novels?

Galeb >Millie = Finn >>>>Caleb > Sadie>>>>>> Noah

Fixed