Your dick is BULLSHIT

>Your dick is BULLSHIT

>be nerd
>cool boy likes me
>try to go out with him because I'm no longer getting bullied (no more"oh you're spooky!") and t b h I kind of want to know what it's like to have a bf and he's cute I guess?
>cunt's weird behavior gets my only friend killed
>break up with him because honestly I didn't like him that much and thought it would be messy to lie like that
>end up hanging out with a guy he used to bully (he's nice to him now but whatever it's a long story)
>I start going out with him because I do really like that guy
>everybody gets mad at me for being honest and trying to hurt as few people as possible
I fucking hate normies so fucking much. My mom is currently dreaming about fucking the most basic tough guy at my school simply because he's what's cool in her narrow mind.

What's the best way to get porn for straight women in the 80's? Asking for a friend.

i want to date rape the skeleton

she was so cute in this scene bros..

Most people who watch Netflix are cucks like Steve, its no wonder they identify with him

What was her costume?
I thought it was Casper at first

Sounded a bit retarded but hot

She looks like she'd break if you got too rough.

maybe don't get too rough then you fucking nigger

That makes it even better

You're not my type anyways, whore

>mfw i thought all the girls watching stranger things would lust after this guy but the only girls i know all hated him and prefer steve and fucking dustin
surprised

twitter girls are literally wet for him, my girl friends IRL thought he was an asshole, but a hot asshole

nerd girls or hot girls?

tho hot girls pprobably dont watch shows

So be fucking gentle? She's a cute girl, not your hand

Is that all you can think about nigger?

one "hot" and three average normies. the hot one apparently thought his hair looked goofy so the hate doesn't run deep. the other three are friends and probably just agree because of that.

...

So he's gay or into old chicks?

Next season I want an episode of a single shot scene of Nancy getting little kisses and being hugged lovingly for 55 minutes.

WTF is that pupinia in a mobie

give me a quick rundown on this guy

The actress looked a little healthier this season, less distractingly skeletal.

she looks 2 qt here, doesn't look like a spooky skeleton

i forget nance and mike are even siblings. they're never in the same scenes and are off doing different shit.

nancy and eleven were the worst part of s2

he's into himself more than anything

he's gay and has most likely already fucked you mom

>tfw this is not photoshopped....

So gay

She looks like a regular healthy girl, is this fat Americans claiming anyone under 30 stone is anorexic again?

Mike and Nacy's parent's are the absolute worst kind of Boomer parents you could dream up. Mom's a narcissist who will become more and more like Livia Soparano the older she gets, and dad's a spineless milquetoast enabler. I sure hope Mikey and Nance have plans to move away and never come back after high school

Thats bewlshit user
...bewlshit

>"muh murrican hate"

How about you fuck off this american based board then, trash?

I'm trying to help you blubbernuts remember what a regular human being looks like sorry for my incursion

fuck you shitlord fat is beautiful

>regular human being
>Natalia
Go back to your graveyard if you like skeletons so much

>she's not my type

That seems like a weird thing to say to a mother about her daughter, like anyone else wouldn't get away with that.

>this is what europoors think is """""healthy"""""

>gay

He's bi, but only if he's on top.

A Chad would. A Chad can get away with anything.

a little weird, unless you're trying to get with the mom

The ultra chad
totally not gay

Mike is going to be in a grunge band

>implying he doesn't want to suck his Daddy's dick

chads dont try that hard... everything about billy from his clothes to his driving style just screams "I'm really insecure and pretend to not give a shit when all I really care about is other people thinking im the shit and dont find out Im a little pussy who gets beat on by my dad".

>girls i know all hated him
>my girl friends IRL thought he was an asshole
If they think he is an "asshole" or a "dick", its a signal they would fuck him.

Only "nice guy" beta incel cucks ITT think women wouldn't want to get railed by him.

Steve banged like 10 girls before he even got together with Nancy. Hes doing just fine. Also, he took their break up like a Champ.

if you're trying to get with her daughter, it seems pretty logical to me. i've never tried to hook up with a milf but i imagine you'd want to distance the idea of you having sex with her children in her mind as much as possible

>Duffer Brothers bow to Jimmy

>Also, he took their break up like a Champ.

Incredibly so. I'm so happy with the Duffer bros treatment of Steve, they decided to keep him around because of how based he is and they're not pulling any punches. He's handling the break up like a champ and not bitching out.

They'll probably follow up with his feelings about the break up in the next season but if this season is any indication, they'll introduce some other girl character for him to pair up with. too bad about the fight with billy though. i was really hoping they didn't have him get beat /that/ badly.

>mfw europoors are so dumb they measure weight with rocks

That's the point, chads do try hard, they just don't show it.

no those are beta-orbiters. real chads are alpha without even knowing it

If you have to act like you're alpha, you're not alpha

ew wtf this is some bon jovi shit

Look at these fucking noobs lol

Yeah it's an act but it's a good one. People like it. Someone who tries hard to be a chad all the time by....doing chad things(!) is no different than an actual chad in practice and usually more fun to be around than your average autismoneroses ridden overthinking boring twinko

the cringe in this shit thread

>be nerd
She takes her education seriously

what does she need education for? she's just going to be a housewife pumping out redneck children

captcha sold virgen

dat hairline do

>friends
>girlfriends
>twitter

Chad doesn't get called a faggot by his Dad

I’ve had my dick insulted by women on five occasions. sucks have a micropenis senpai

...

Billy was just a bitch for the plate to the head move though

I've been complimented on my penis by girls a number of times. Christ if you could know what that feels like, its like when Tobey Maguire found out he's Spiderman

What did they say? And why didn't you chokehold them?

She's lookin' pretty good these days.

c h u b

nerd

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

based

What a fat cow

wtf isn't he like 22
how
does he have cancer

Reminder she's dating Jonathan for real now, too.

>And why didn't you chokehold them?

Guys with little dicks can't assert themselves, they know they deserve whatever they get

porn for straight women in the 80s was made in germany and dubbed in english; this greentext is a farce.

That actually seems like a good idea to stay fit.

is there sex scenes in this season of stranger things? Does this girl actually say the title of this thread?

i thought this was a kids show

she's asking how to get it

DELETE THIS

which means her skinniness is because of coke and not anorexia

except she was skinny before and actually looks healthier now

Delete this

FEED HER

The "bullied" boy is a literal creep, steve was only ever based. Nancy is unironically a useless slut.

But... why?

the dad is farcical. the ultimate clueless accountant boomer who does no discipline and little spine while showering his kids with consumer trinkets

they are literally just telling you that to not let you know that they would fuck a bad boy like that in a second but they don't want to look like total fucking sluts. do you think all your twitter girlfriends tell the absolute truth all the time, you clueless numale??

>FEED HER
I know just the man for the job

based.

She was hotter before the anorexia.

Both Steve and Jonathan are based
>Nancycunts need not aply

kek

holy shit

literally perfect

damn she looks like she could be alexis bledel's sister

>ST writers try to come up with a closetted homo, racist bully character. Think Henry from It
>can't into nuanced writing at all
>character ends up being a literal murderous psychopath

Virgin detected

what is this from