So, did he really go without sex for those 8 years of doing nothing?

So, did he really go without sex for those 8 years of doing nothing?

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well, he has the virgin beard so I guess so

Is it so farfetched? You're pushing 29 years of no sex and doing nothing and nobody's made a thread about you

>warner bros executives say my character isn't relatable enough
>i'm not sure who watches my films anyways
a few weeks of research later...

I'm 22.

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Pretty sure batman took advantage of pretending to be a playboy and lost his virginity in one of his media stunt

Oh shit, why didn't I think of that?

man there was a time when capeshit wasnt turboembarassing

Maybe, but it sure as fuck wasn't because of this movie.

You and Batman aren't so different, user.

I'm almost 24 and will die a virgin. I know this for a fact.

Hookers/escorts don't count, for the millionth fucking time.

learned from you, user

>what is the definition of virginity
a fuck is a fuck

Elliot's age.

I'm not angry at other people unlike Elliot. I know it's my fault. Why would I hurt others when it's my fault I'm too scared to approach women?

>mfw when I realize it’s literally been 8 years since I’ve had sex

I always thought that 8-year gap Nolan added seemed kind of retarded, they should have just stuck with the natural 4.
Did the Joker get executed under the Dent Act?

This from the book of TDKR.

>"Now that the Dent Act had made it all but impossible for the city’s criminals to cop an insanity plea, it (Blackgate Prison) had replaced Arkham Asylum as a preferred location for imprisoning both convicted and suspected felons. The worst of the worst were sent here, except for the Joker, who, rumor had it, was locked away as Arkham’s sole remaining inmate. Or perhaps he had escaped. Nobody was really sure. Not even Selina".

cinemablend.com/new/Find-Out-Where-Joker-Was-During-Dark-Knight-Rises-32179.html

Alfred was in service to him. Master Wayne used Alfred in many ways.

Imagine eight whole years without sex

Yeah.. Imagine that..

In the Nolan movies, Bruce was a virgin until Talia fucked him.

Remember, Bruce was a cuck in Begins and TDK. He kept waiting for Rachel and she was fucking Dent. He spent the best years of his life crying about "muh parents" and was being a faggot in college. Then, he throws his life away by going to Asia to train with a bunch of gay ninjas.

When he finally gets back in Gotham, instead of fucking those beautiful super models and ballerinas, he uses them as beards to fake a playboy lifestyle so nobody suspects he's the Batman. He then pines for a childhood friend that isn't even interested in him. In Begins, Rachel is fucking that DA Finch. Then in TDK 8 months later, she traded up for Dent. Remember Bruce's face at the dinner when Dent insinuates that Rachel and him have been fucking (someone would know if I was out every night), he was appalled. That's the face of a cuck. Hell, even the ballerina chick Bruce took as a date was getting wet for Dent.

The only way Bruce lost his virginity is through a crazy bitch with daddy issues, and that's after 8 years of crying over "muh Rachel". Imagine Bruce's shock when Talia reveals she was just messing with his head and that Bane was a better lover since he diddled her as a kid in that prison. Disgusting.

Bruce is a beta cuck, Dent was a Chad. Atleast Bruce had Morgan Freeman and his gay butler I guess.

yeah, force Sup Forums memes onto a character so you can relate to him more

This is bullshit. Of course he fucked those girls. Why wouldn't he?

weren't they mocking him over trying to buy the hotel with a personal check?

They were flirting.

t.autist

how was talia boning with bruce even conducive to her plan? why didn't bane care?

"She was going to wait for me Alfred"

"Dent can't know, he can never know"

"Alfred, Rachel died. Rachel was my world, she died knowing that we decided to be together. That was my life beyond the cave. I just can't move on, she didn't she couldn't."

Oh yeah, that's exactly how a virigin sounds. Bruce was delusional thinking Rachel was going to wait for him when, in reality, she was hopping on that DA cock carousel. He was pathetic.

Watch TDK. He had boat FULL of beautiful Russian ballerinas, and what does he do? He leaves and let's Alfred in charge so he can go capture Lau in China.

Once Rachel dies, he spends almost a decade in Wayne Manor as a hermit crying over his lost love that didn't even feel the same way about him. He was a gigantic pussy.


Keaton and Affleck were the only ones that got actual pussy in these flicks.

>8 years without sex
Haha.. Imagine that

try 23 years, dumb virgin

Horseshit, he'd fuck the models to make the cover story more believable. If he didn't and just left, they'd tell the press he was a weirdo, while if he fucks them and leaves he's your average alpha playboy and nobody bats an eyelid

Bro, I ain't watched the movie in a while. I thought I remembered them flirting but you're saying I'm wrong. Guess I'll watch the movie again.

It makes a lot more sense now

He spent his nights dressing up as a bat and fighting monsters, not fucking super models.

You'd have a point if he wasn't shown with multiple girls on either side of him that disappear as soon as a scene begins.

Look at their faces, they didn't fuck him. They were escorts.

they do flirt, they call out "Bruce we have more hotels for you to buy" to get him away from Rachel

Imagine being this mad to find out your favorite fictional movie character was a virgin for 39 years. LOL

8 whole years without sex?!?! Can you imagine?!?! Hahahaha thats crazy!!!!

They look ashamed.

I knew I was fucking right. That other user is the fucking autist not me.

no you're both autists, they're picking on bruce after he fails at hitting on rachel

how the fuck was he hitting on her you fucking sperg, the whole conversation was him trying to tell her that he wasn't the playboy dick he was acting like

>they couldn't hear the conversation
>he tried to buy a high rise hotel by giving a personal check to a waiter
>they're retarded european escorts

He might have been a virgin for all those years, yes, but he still fucked Marion Cotillard and I assume eventually, Anne Hathaway.

Sex isn't everything.

Alfred was there.

>If he didn't and just left, they'd tell the press he was a weirdo,
Actually they all lie about sleeping with him because hes the most eligible man in gotham. Fucking him is like an achievement. If you said you were with him and didn't sleep with him, then you'd just look like a loser. If you say you fucked him, and came out and said you lied, everyone would laugh at you. If you said he was a weirdo, the other girls would lie.
It's actually a pretty clever cover that relies on the fame element of his secret identity.

Shit, that's a good point. Bruce is a confirmed virgin. I guess the theory that he fucks his Robins has more weight now

>Hookers/escorts don't count, for the millionth fucking time.

I hate this meme. I'm still getting XP, it doesn't matter that they love me less than a gf

Holy shit, I never thought about this before.

When I think about it, wasn't he spying on Rachel all the time too? Haha

He was waiting for a big guy to come along

He could have just invited women over. He is fucking rich and all

>AND NOBODY KNEW IF THE BAD BAD MAN WAS THERE OR NOT D:

holy fuck was this written by a 9 year old? or just a retarded man child.

Reminder of Dr. Dangle.

You dont desire sex at 0 years old or even at 12years old. If you are 29years old you have been really sexless 16 years.