Watching old show again now I'm older

>watching old show again now I'm older
>I'm now the character's age and have made nothing out of my life

>watch some show
>its about young people being in love n shit
>like kids getting their first kiss n stuff
>I'm still a 27yo touchless unemployed NEET hikki virgin living in parents basement

I've seen memes you wouldn't believe...

Yes boyim be """successfull""" by getting a "job" and contributing to ((society)) hehe

Fuck. 27 also. I hate watching anything with teen love scenes.

Can these green text meta threads stop. We get it, you’re pathetic. We’re all pathetic. Move on, buddy.

Your internet connection and water supply don't just magically happen. Get a job and start contributing to society you leech. Take take take.

You are solely responsible for where you are in life. Don't like it? Make some changes

>"""successfull"""
at least people who have a job, a gf n money n shit have some kind of future ahead that doesn't involve a helium suicide kit.

yea season 2 of Stranger Things really annoyed me, not only that some smelly nigga got the qt redhead, no they had to shove in all kinds of teenlove shit into the show.

haha #rekt

Nobody will visit your funeral lol

My parents will.

>contribure to technocapital megalopolis
loooooooool yeah i'll get right on building a motor so my neighbors can pump water for their cattle, when im done i'll see if my other neighbors need me to chop some trees to build a new barn. Maybe i'll meet a good church girl and we can raise a few kids and some cattle ourselves.

lol

>Implying you will die before them
You don't have the balls to KYS

Is anyone else here a disappointment to their parents?

quads of truth

Not at all, hbu?

>older brother is a successful doctor and has always had lots of friends
>I'm a college dropout KHHV who ended up joining the military because it was my only option left

Given that they discouraged me from seemingly any ambitions as a kid I'm going to say no.

Meh at least you’re fit.
I’m 36 and overweight with flat feet, can’t even join without dying the first week

It is surprisingly difficult to kys. I encourage you guys to try early on in life so you don't waste time telling yourself "I'll just kill myself when I'm 30 lol". THen you'll be an ALIVE 30 year old loser.

Great, now I feel like shit, thanks a lot, frog.

delete this thread at once

>watching old show
>realize how fucking lame it is to be a brainwashed normalfag like the characters i used to like
>realize that most of the things i wanted or liked before age 18 were dumb or bad for my mind
>start looking around at others who haven't at all progressed past the garbage apple pie retardation that typifies most people's aesthetics and outlook on life
>get sad

This, been thinking about killing myself since my early teens, been miserably procrastinating all these years, assuring myself that I reach 30, I'm 37 now.

I wouldn't reach*

>rainy day
>watching old shows
>realizing how the 90s were so racist, sexist and full of transphobia
The 90s we’re great.

Fuck you op. I try not to think about it

Think about how much more your parents accomplished at your age

They had it easier though

t.parents were boomers

Now shows won't even dare make fun of faggots anymore even though it was mostly lighthearted in the 90s. No fun allowed era now.

Begin this pathetic.

Your mindset is your enemy not black people.

Did you move out of your parent's place? I was watching some unknown guy on youtube talking about retro games who must've been 40 and his room had all dennis the menace bedsheets/tmnt wallpaper in his room. Probably was like that when he was a kid. Pretty sad.

Fuck you nigger lover

cuz they just dindu nuffin right?

This happens to me every time I rewatch Scott Pilgrim.

>Did you move out of your parent's place?
Yes, I have my own house and my own business and I don't have any nerd obsession.

>got dream job
>got dream girlfriend
>got awesome body, work out 5 times a week, most attractive I've ever been
>dont play any vidya or do drugs


>feel more stressed than ever before and miss those days of being a lazy NEET or working twice a week in fast food and playing vidya every day and smoking weed

''Success'' is severely overrated

>tfw you realize you're only chasing success to piss off nameless anons from a Bolivian curtain-knitting forum
Wish I had nobler aspirations desu.

reach a compromise?
balance is where it's at, user. I work a 6h/day low stress/okayish pay job, wouldn't trade it for a stressful (((prestigious))) job that pays double.

work out like 2 or 3 times a week. plenty of time for vidya, gf or just jerkin around doing fuckin nothing

>when you start identifying more with the teachers and parents in the highschool show than the students

I'm an army veteran in law school and my girlfriend's mother just bought us a $560,000 house. Nah, I'm pretty good.

Absolutely. My parents put literally everything into family. They'd prefer it if I worked part time at McDonalds but had children, than if I was a successful surgeon but single.

Can't cut the days I'm working until I have a few years in unfortunately. This job is very stressful especially since it involves a lot of 'people skills', which I lack.

Oh well, that's life I guess. But just goes to show how living up to societies expectations can stress you out even more

>past the gf stage of life
bro get a gf

>past the marriage phase
bro everyone gets married

>past the babies phase
bro do you wanna die alone?

>in the fuck my shit up phase
bro can i stay at your apartment?

>t.harvey specter

>t. every upper middle class white kid whose daddy paid for college