"Steppenwolf?"

>"Steppenwolf?"
>"Like the novel by obscure German writer Hermann Hesse?"

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No, it's like the band

>Herman Hesse obscure

He certainly is to the average American (who is the audience for this movie) - most of them couldn't even pinpoint Germany on the fucking world map.

>Hesse
>obscure

>Cyborg throws Aquaman into the air to punch Steppenwolf in the face yelling "you know what happens to a wolf when he gets wet? same thing that happens to everything else!"
>Magic Carpet Ride starts playing

YOU DON'T KNOW

Das ist richtig, Bernd!

>errr someone in europe where it's cold and they drink beers and eat sausage

*somewhere

no one cares about nazi writers except for Sup Forumstards

Will it be, dare I say, hesseesque?

...

WHAT IF STEPPENWOLF WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise

Why does this look exactly like the Destroyer armor from Thor 1?

Both were created by Jack Kirby.

It is a mockup using an image of the destroyer armor. Not real.

Jack Kirby? Isn't that the pink guy?

Kirby wrote for DC?

>Hermann Hesse
>obscure
I had to read siddhartha in high school.

He came up Darkseid and all of the new gods.

He made the entire Fourth World saga, The Demon, Manhunter, Klarion, The Guardian, Newsboy Legion, Kobra, Kamandi, OMAC.

books that aren't advertised on the news media are obscure to most people, user

Yes, but are you American?

I imagine Americans read Thomas the Tank Engine or Twilight in highschool

Yes.

And Kirby never once drew him to look like an extra spiky Destroyer

Interesting. I can't remember ever reading American literature in highschool, only continental and some British colonial stuff in English (foreign language) class.

Daily reminder that Americans were asked, on live TV, to name a country beginning with 'U'. They couldn't do it. Even though United States of America is one. United Kingdom. Uganda. Uzbekistan. Uruguay. United Arab Emirates.

This isn't a new phenomenon. In the UK, a few decades ago, they couldn't point the UK on the world map.

Good post.

Multiple Earths, different versions.

>people say Hitler was bad
>when in reality the real crime against humanity are german writers and philosers and their terrible writing style

daz rite

No Salinger, Twain, or Melville? I went to an international school in asia and even we read american authors in contemporary lit.

I always wonder whether the Geographic mind of Americans is completely occupied by the fifty fucking states + capitals so there's no room left, as a possible excuse. Most Europeans aren't doin that much better but they could at least get most of Europe right.

>obscure

Looks like the message sent with Kryptonian technology that's made of silver voxels or something.
He looks a bit different in person.

if Snyder was still the director that would be the joke. In fact everyone would quote from it like its the Simpsons of that universe

>Hesse
>nazi

This is some serious shitposting.

No, like the shitty dc villain.

Nope. I think we once tackled a "translated" version of Mark Twain with contemporary writing style and dialogue.
In 9th or 10th grade we watched Forrest Gump in English. Having a massive dub culture really puts German pupils at a disadvantage to Northern European children...

Don't Dead Open Inside

Europeans who can't identify all 50 states need to shut the fuck up about muh dumb amerikens.

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>imagine being this butthurt

>This isn't a new phenomenon. In the UK, a few decades ago, they couldn't point the UK on the world map.
Bullshit. Every child had a map of the former empire on their wall.

two things you're not allowed to do in merkelstan

Underrated post

>germany
>where it's cold
lmao

What's some hessian kino?

>not Born to be Wild

Unironically most of Lynch's films.

Siddhartha obviously
also my fav book

Well it's cold in winter.

We'll never get a Komandi film and that makes me very sad.

It's mild for the most part.

izlee izlee izlee, you neber learn mang, you neber learn

winters aren't really cold here

Could you identify all 16 states of Germany?
Maybe you need to shut the fuck up.

>implying the states are in any way comparable to actual countries
Most states are irrelevant and culturally homogeneous with each other.

They think the entire country is the bible-belt.

As a matter of fact I can

>tfw your state has counties bigger than european nations

>Siddharta
>nazi

Yes they are.
>300M people in USA, 500M in Europe.
>States are way bigger.
USA states -> European countries is a much more acccurate comparison than anything else.

Whoever this generation of costume designers/character creators are. They suck so bad ZERO creativity. Reminds of those horrendous designs designsin that power ranger reboot

You are all still americans though.

i can recommend "freunde", "indien" and "narziss und goldmund"

mein neger

Thank christ too

As so often, the culprit is technology.
Concept artists and set designers are slowly being replaced by "people who know photoshop".

>German Winter
>cold
No not really. They're mostly foggy, wet and miserable. If it wasn't for the Christmas markets winter would be irredeemable the worst season.

I refuse to belive he ever said that. Give me an audio or a credible witness!

>Texas
>Part of America
It's the other way around.

What's that translate to? I have a feeling you know, but don't want to say, because not only is it not the character's true name, but it's actually kind of badass.

So which are you, a shill, a smug fanboy who proactively hates the competition, or someone who can admit when something's actually cool?

We should have flags on every board.

No I'm European

Just went to Germany for Christmas (last year). Didn't even snow. Pretty bummed TBQHWYPh

>nietzsche
>goethe
fuck off

This is literally false, we always watched English films subbed for english class.
t. german

I was talking about theaters. The amount of movies watched in school are negligible by comparison.

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Excellent taste

im interested

Great bait

>revolutionary whore utena

Demian

>obscure
He's boneless Paulo Coelho

Plausible

>dude it's like a deconstruction! a true empowering feminist anime!
>it's also old so I look cultured by knowing it

Fuck i laughed way too hard, post of the year

>Texas
Come back to México. bby.
We know you want our freedoms.

you know they're gonna and you know that DC fans are gonna eat it up

Steppenwold is the greatest book ever written

Do yourself a favor, and go read it noW