Let's congratulate him Sup Forums!
Patton Oswalt Got Married
>we
How long before the Trump Curse kills this one?
Certainly moved on from his dead fucking wife pretty god damn fast.
Another titcow waiting to get murdered
Didn't his wife just die? Jesus what a pathetic cuck.
wait didn't his just wife died last year?
how long until he kills this one?
Hopefully he doesn’t murder this one
There are people who genuinely cannot handle being alone or unloved. Usually it's women, but when a guy like Patton is doted on by his wife for 20 years he gets used to being loved.
Good for him. Hes managed to overcome his complete lack of sex appeal and had at least two women love him in his life, something the Sup Forumsirgins can never claim
wow look at those knockers
my wife died two years ago and I still can’t sleep
he literally uses his dead wife as material in his new special
he can't keep getting away with it
Unpopular opinion: His wife was a degenerate fucking junkie and a godawful influence on her own children, and if he really did murder her I'd actually respect him a little bit.
This t b h. Hoping this wife isn't a junke for the kid's sake. Poor girl.
how long do hamsters live?
...
Rest in piece
roastie 80's actress is still an upgrade from the first pig
>marrying a new woman a few months after his sick wife's death
This is fucking demented, no joke. How fucking sick can a man be.
>How fucking sick can a man be.
Not as sick as his wife was.
...
Post that ghost busters tweet reply NOW
Suckin' dem baps 4 lyf
>that dominant power grip on the back of her neck
damn didn't know patton was so ALPHA
>marries another woman
>cuck
How does it feel to be you? Don't answer.
What's wrong with that?
Patton is also a major pill popper himself.
more like jalapeño popper
>Wife dies
>One year later he's engaged again
Looks like a huge upgrade. At least he has some tits to play with now(besides his own). Best o luck you dorfmong.
she would've wanted him to be happy m8
What's the over/under I'd set the line at six months
kek
I'm going to have a clause in my will that my wife has to be executed if she moves on from me
4 years
Less than a year to meet someone new who's marriage material seems a little quick though.
Minimum of 1 year to begin a relationship with anyone, for marriage? 5 years or it's tacky.
Corey Feldman was reportedly molested by John Grissom who played the P.E. Coach in Dream a Little Dream. The movie also starred Corey Haim and Meredith Salenger.
Meredith Salenger later married Patton Oswalt.
They sound like neurotic cunts.
I think that was wife number 1.
He likes dem milkies.
She's next.
And so is he.
kek he looks ecstatic
>Usually it's women
I wish this were true, but I know plenty of dudes that can't handle being alone. I think it's mainly modern people. Relationships mean nothing in today's society.
I'm sorry, user
ecstatic that he got away with murder
Both my mom and my sister love me, senpai.
Patton Oswalt wins the award from cringiest twitter user in the history of mankind
This.
Some people just need to be married. Probably didn't want to raise his kid alone either.
Harsh but funny.
no that is trump
inb4 [TRIGGERED] Sup Forumstards
Post more khazar milkers
>Patton Oswalt
Look at those juggs.
whos gonna play him in the serial wife killer movie?
>not Jenna
she certainly can tho
Her husband died around the same time, so they both got on really fast. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.
>complex lack of sex appeal
People find him really funny, that alone is worth a lot.
>murders wife
>gets away with it
>gets married a year later
Jenna's twitter is modern art
>the Trump Curse
Is this some kind of in-joke between the two? If not, this is sad as fuck, she's married with two children for god's sake.
>Soooo...
it hurts
DELET THIS
Smooth criminal
Oh wait, is this the ebin tweest? Does she kill him in a few years?