Patton Oswalt Got Married

Let's congratulate him Sup Forums!

>we

How long before the Trump Curse kills this one?

Certainly moved on from his dead fucking wife pretty god damn fast.

Another titcow waiting to get murdered

Didn't his wife just die? Jesus what a pathetic cuck.

wait didn't his just wife died last year?

how long until he kills this one?

Hopefully he doesn’t murder this one

There are people who genuinely cannot handle being alone or unloved. Usually it's women, but when a guy like Patton is doted on by his wife for 20 years he gets used to being loved.

Good for him. Hes managed to overcome his complete lack of sex appeal and had at least two women love him in his life, something the Sup Forumsirgins can never claim

wow look at those knockers

my wife died two years ago and I still can’t sleep

he literally uses his dead wife as material in his new special

he can't keep getting away with it

Unpopular opinion: His wife was a degenerate fucking junkie and a godawful influence on her own children, and if he really did murder her I'd actually respect him a little bit.

This t b h. Hoping this wife isn't a junke for the kid's sake. Poor girl.

how long do hamsters live?

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Rest in piece

roastie 80's actress is still an upgrade from the first pig

>marrying a new woman a few months after his sick wife's death

This is fucking demented, no joke. How fucking sick can a man be.

>How fucking sick can a man be.
Not as sick as his wife was.

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Post that ghost busters tweet reply NOW

Suckin' dem baps 4 lyf

>that dominant power grip on the back of her neck

damn didn't know patton was so ALPHA

>marries another woman
>cuck
How does it feel to be you? Don't answer.

What's wrong with that?

Patton is also a major pill popper himself.

more like jalapeño popper

>Wife dies
>One year later he's engaged again

Looks like a huge upgrade. At least he has some tits to play with now(besides his own). Best o luck you dorfmong.

she would've wanted him to be happy m8

What's the over/under I'd set the line at six months

kek

I'm going to have a clause in my will that my wife has to be executed if she moves on from me

4 years

Less than a year to meet someone new who's marriage material seems a little quick though.

Minimum of 1 year to begin a relationship with anyone, for marriage? 5 years or it's tacky.

Corey Feldman was reportedly molested by John Grissom who played the P.E. Coach in Dream a Little Dream. The movie also starred Corey Haim and Meredith Salenger.

Meredith Salenger later married Patton Oswalt.

They sound like neurotic cunts.

I think that was wife number 1.
He likes dem milkies.

She's next.

And so is he.

kek he looks ecstatic

>Usually it's women

I wish this were true, but I know plenty of dudes that can't handle being alone. I think it's mainly modern people. Relationships mean nothing in today's society.

I'm sorry, user

ecstatic that he got away with murder

Both my mom and my sister love me, senpai.

Patton Oswalt wins the award from cringiest twitter user in the history of mankind

This.

Some people just need to be married. Probably didn't want to raise his kid alone either.

Harsh but funny.

no that is trump
inb4 [TRIGGERED] Sup Forumstards

Post more khazar milkers

>Patton Oswalt
Look at those juggs.

whos gonna play him in the serial wife killer movie?

>not Jenna

she certainly can tho

Her husband died around the same time, so they both got on really fast. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.

>complex lack of sex appeal

People find him really funny, that alone is worth a lot.

>murders wife
>gets away with it
>gets married a year later

Jenna's twitter is modern art

>the Trump Curse

Is this some kind of in-joke between the two? If not, this is sad as fuck, she's married with two children for god's sake.

>Soooo...

it hurts

DELET THIS

Smooth criminal

Oh wait, is this the ebin tweest? Does she kill him in a few years?