ITT: Selling points that mean nothing anymore

ITT: Selling points that mean nothing anymore

>From the creators of The Matrix Trilogy

>from the BROTHERS that brought you The Matrix Trilogy
I was literally shaking when I read that.

>Sup Forums loved it

>From the producers of anything

>From the VISIONARY director

Natalie has only gotten hotter and his butt hole even hungrier

>Starring Kevin Spacey

>Marvel presents...
>Jennifer Lawrence in...
Star Wars

>CERTIFIED FRESH

>From the creators of Knocked Up
>In a world ...
>From the bestselling novel ...
>Featuring YouTube sensation
>Period drama
>

academy award nominee

>From the Director of Alien and Bladerunner

Based on actual events.

>Starring Bill Cosby

That makes me sad.

>Based on the best selling book by

>Starring Eddie Murphie

>A love letter to the Obama Adminastration

Was this an actual thing?

>The number one movie in america

I'd watch that though.

Fucking norbit was pure fat kino.

>Featuring YouTube sensation
when

>From the producers who saw Shrek

Masculine facial features are becoming more defined, I give it 5 years at best.

>Directed by M. Night Shamalan

>From The Weinstein Company

...

>implying he isn't in the middle of a redemption arc

Someone said it in one of these threads and I thought it was funny. There is a Obama movie though

Plot twist : he isan't.

Kek

>YouTube sensation
literally kek'd

>anymore

>From Visionary Director Zack Snyder

Split was such a shitty movie. You know the industry is in dire straights when something like that gets such good reviews.

This might actually make it worse desu.

>the remake of the classic ...

>From the mastermind of Lost, Cowboys & Aliens, Prometheus, Star Trek: Into Darkness, World War Z and Tomorrowland

>From the director of District 9

>from the creators of rick and morty
This one haven't been used yet but i feel prophetic today.

this guy seems cool on every show and podcast i've seen him on, but he seriously should by pumping gas

Do the movie studios force him to put a twist in every movie or does he do that on his own?

>As seen on TV!

That asshole should have just made District 10 and then ended his career

Lindelof is one shitty movie away from being on Akiva Goldsman's level.

>Featuring the star of hit TV show The Apprentice!

>staring brendan fraser from the mummy

Is (s)he a trap?

Come on now, user. Brendan hasn't starred in a movie in like a decade.

...

F

if you can't tell I feel bad for you

>mannish face
>no tits
>"IS THAT A MAN?!"
Seriously?

>Critics agree...
>From x of the y number of writers that brought you...
>From the studio that brought you...
>Starring Kevin Spacey

>Over 6 million hits on YouTube!

And?

This, also the screwed up cock is too distracting anyway.

Ah so its not mainstream yet

I just wonder if 4channers ever made a movie what would be the selling point

>what did he mean by this
>dad walks in
>who was in the wrong
>apologize

Split didn't even have a twist. It was just him fleshing out cutting room floor ideas from a movie back when he wasn't a total hack. He just got stuck in a rut where he couldn't think of any idea that didn't revolve around some crazy twist for his original screenplays. Unless you count the lack of a twist as a twist, in which case he's still the same hack, just getting meta.

>inspired by the book

>Starring Steven Seagal

Well, but it DOES mean something.
It means: Avoid like hell.

>They haven't seen Smiley.

>trailer ends
>"what did I think of it?"

Anyone else love that the highest grossing female directors are men?

It's a YouTube original

>Thor has been out for two weeks and there are barely any threads about. Justice League released a new trailer and a few clips and has constant threads about it

>based on the incredible true story

why is that gun firing? lol

>Directed by Denis Villenueve

>the best movie of the year.
-some tiny newspaper no one has ever heard of.

>STARRING 5 TIME ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
>WITH THE OSCAR WINNING PERFORMANCES OF
They say this as if these awards mean a single fucking thing anymore.

What. you don't trust these recommendations?

Fousey has been in the past two Madea movies.

>starring Michael Fassbender
R.I.P.

do you really expect me to know who some faggot youtuber is just by name

>Sniper Spcial Ops

>Marvelfriends go out and enjoy the latest addition to their extensive cinematic universe, and come home satisfied, no need to make a thread about it because they had no problems understanding the well written plot.
>DC releases a trailer and people make threads in droves to mock it's obvious issues and question the nonsensical plot, while Syndershills pour in to try and defend the (many) flaws of their owner's latest flop.

>From the guys who brought you Dumb & Dumber and There's Something About Mary...

...

This one depresses me. Those two and Kingpin are like the holy trinity of comedies for me. Everything they've made since then is shit tier.

Name pls

Bayonetta

>swords
>no sniper
>holding gun with one hand
>gun going off

Jesus christ

>the #1 comedy in theaters
>this season's funniest comedy
>comedy gold

...

>from the director of...
>from the producer of...
>from the visonary minds behind...
>now certified fresh on rotten tomatoes

I dunno why Sup Forums memed about this guy. He's literally only been in 2 movies that are at least arguably good. I sure as hell don't think they were good. When the Snowman or whatever came out everyone was all surprised it was shit and they were saying they expected it to be good because of Fassbender

>certified fresh on rotten tomatoes

Check his wiki lmao