i finally watched Dead men no tells after seing all the meme threads, i expected to be utter shit like Dark Knight rises, but it was pretty good and i enjoyed it.
I finally watched Dead men no tells after seing all the meme threads...
Oliver Anderson
Julian Barnes
I hope you pirated it for maximum "pirate" immersion, right? don't feed Disney also
>YAAAGSBAAROO!
Xavier Powell
It was fun but very disappointing, in part because of the shit plot and in part because of johnny depp being a parody of himselt. I went to the cinema for ghost Bardem anyway so I can't complain.
Dylan Phillips
of course i pirated, i was actually surpriced they got under disney acceptance radar the whole marrying the ugly landwhale gag
Sebastian Scott
YAGS SBARRO
So Barbossa will be back, right?
Henry Moore
>redditshit logic: I like crap therefore crap doesn't exist
Alexander Allen
Not next film. The girl taking up the name is a pretty big sign they won't use him. Their cast would be pretty bloated anyway with Depp, Bloom, Knightley, Nighy and the new kids so they'll wait a film then see if Rush is interested in coming back.
Ayden Hill
it was by far the worst one. dark knight rises was way better. it was utter shit.
Brayden Roberts
youtube.com
>YAGGE SSSSSBARRROOooo
>YAAPARROOO
Austin Jackson
>johnny depp being a parody of himselt
can't expect much more out of him in that role
Christopher Garcia
how about Dark Pirate Raises?
youtube.com
Jaxson Allen
¡YAG!
Landon Wilson
are bloom, knightly and nighy really gonna return? and fuck the two new characters are some of the most bland, forgettable generic characters I've ever seen.
Jaxson Parker
Post credit scene seemed to indicate it, although fuck knows how Davy Jones would come back.
The girl was cute, fuck you.
Brody Gutierrez
The franchise died after Verbinski. Both 4 and 5 are easily the most boring movies I've ever seen compared to how much money they made.
Lucas Rodriguez
Why did jag sbarro just make noises instead of having dialogue?
Asher Bell
Breaking the trident broke all the curses on the sea. Apparently being banished to Davy Jones locker is a curse
Jayden Harris
And Sup Forums says we don't have Disney shills around here?
Anthony Ross
>The girl was cute, fuck you.
not really, she was obnoxious as fuck and her story was retarded
Dominic Howard
How is this in any way shilling? You're just copying what you've seen other people say
Owen Richardson
reddit plebs aren't disney shills. well not officially.
he's spanish you fucking racist
Joshua Thomas
Jag sbarro is jack sparrow not Salazar.
Carter Robinson
Isn't Jag sbarro a pokemon?
Camden Howard
are saying jack cannot be spanish cause he is the lead
WOW
Nathaniel Turner
...
Blake Thomas
pleb
Carson Jackson
It was a fun film, didn't need to happen but it sort of made me forget the last one which was already extremely forgettable.
Jaxson Miller
This show what the last film lacked, more Spaniard ghosts
Now think last shit movie you saw but add it a Spanish revenge ghost
Mason Bell
I thought it sucked
Depp was awful, I'm guessing they had him be drunk for half the film cause he actually was drunk on set anyway
Not sure why they showed Orlando in the trailer when he's in it for like 2mins
Hopefully that's the nail in the franchises coffin
Christopher Adams
What's his catchphrase?
Kevin Hall
James bond?
Charles Campbell
YAMS BODO
Isaac Phillips
youtube.com
you have worse taste than the memers
Juan Hernandez
So Sup Forums
Do you fear death?
Aaron Torres
MIRRRR BOOOOOOD
Connor Powell
i been waiting for the sweet embrace for a while, finish me you squid fag
Aaron Torres
I'll take my chances, sir.
David Howard
>walking around my house muttering 'yags sbarro' to myself
kill me
Oliver Walker
Top Tier:
Curse of the Black Pearl
At World's End
Okay Tier:
Dead Men Tell No Tales
Dead Man's Chest
Shit Tier:
Stranger Tides
Henry Johnson
wait until you start doing it when you go out
it's trippy
Angel Harris
>Someone appreciating the kino that is At Worlds End
Dylan Nguyen
>Hopefully that's the nail in the franchises coffin
It still made almost $800 million worldwide, I really don't know who's still going to see these. The original characters are either gone or barely included and the new ones suck and are completely unmemorable. Jack Sparrow is still Jack Sparrow but Depp's been doing the exact same thing for five movies now. Visually they look like shit with none of the fantastic, colorful Caribbean set pieces, the majority of the last two movies are either grey or pic related. Stories are completely throwaway with none of the swashbuckling adventure feel of the first one or the trippy stuff from the third one.
Ryan Bennett
It was fucking awful. that scene where 6 horses literally drag a god damn house through the entire city is simply pathetic.
>but le funny comedy man xDD
Fuck you if you think it was good
Nolan Roberts
Truly the patrician ranking
Isaac Morales
Need to move 5 down to shit tier and 4 down to bottom of the abyss tier, other than that it's good.